Unironic question: How does sex feel like? I'm really fucking curious as I've never had it

Are you serious user? If so, I'm gonna try this right now.

STOP IT WITH THE "IF IT'S WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE" BULLSHIT. LOVE DOES. NOT. FUCKING. EXIST.

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I was doing that a few days before i got laid with no rubber for the first time and its felt pretty damn close

Also tip do it while standing up and dont move your hand just your dick and thrust

Ok user. Will do it right fucking now. I hope it feels good.

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>What makes it good is being in close physical contact with the other person.
Oh dear god, so its psychological for men too? No wonder we're eviscerating each other socially

how to replicate these chemicals?

No you're just a fucking retard. And I am legally autistic get neetbux. Thats how much of a retard you must be to think this.

Good man user i expect a report on my desk first thing in the morning

Really nice and warm. The physical contact and reciprocation and movement makes it a lot better than just masturbating.

Definitely not opiates. Seriously if you're going that route I'll tell you the truth but get a suicide plan going because only the very toughest come out of that kind of addiction. You might as well live life on dante must die mode or just smoke crack, the grey areas are just stressful and pointless.

OP whatever you do do not ever get involved in religion

believe only spirituality that you can prove...God is kinda a deceptive devil in disguise

>LOVE DOES. NOT. FUCKING. EXIST.
ahaha, mommy issues spotted

Listen to this post

I have a great fucking guess. The hormones after sex are oxytocin, and these are the ones that that feel fucking great. Extremely lucky for us, I believe that ASMR does trigger a sensation similar to those whereby we are in close contact and snuggling with a person. So if you listen to really really great ASMR, I believe that oxytocin levels would increase. You should fucking try it out. Fap to your favorite porn, then immediately listen to the best ASMR you can find and imagine you're being snuggled or cuddled. I've done this quite a few times and it felt like literal heaven. I even asked myself what was all the fuss about sex if people can so easily replicate this feeling. Also mix in some music and touch your body softly in order to feel and imitate the sensation of touch.

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Do something about then or stfu you lord of the flies little faggot.

>ASMR
this isn't a substitute for music, its just cam whores with a psych degree (???) making animal noises at you so you shut up without having to waste ketamine on you

The love of women is inherently inferior to the love of God. For human beings are fallible while god alone is eternal and perfect.

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I second this. This is how I feel about it. It's like the feeling of cooperation of something so close and personal. That's why people can suck at sex. The same reason strippers can con people out of money. It feels "right". So either they have good experience or are also really into it.

>t. faggot who doesn't feel ASMR.

I honestly feel bad for you.

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>STOP IT WITH THE "IF IT'S WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE" BULLSHIT. LOVE DOES. NOT. FUCKING. EXIST.
They're not talking about love in a purely mystical romantic sense. The biological pathways that create pair bonds in humans provably exist, and they're a large part of sex.

When you're around a person you're attracted to you get hormonal and neurological effects. Having sex releases a flood of those hormones and neurotransmitters in a way that's hard to explain if you haven't experienced it before, like taking MDMA, getting an endorphine release from breaking your leg, or the feeling you get the day after you lift. The effects compound over time, too.

Yeah, it's at least partly psychological, but if you're or I don't think it's the same. While the psychological aspect is worthwhile in and of itself, the psychological aspect makes the physical one feel better.

Facefucking a girl will make you feel like a warrior

>>t. faggot who doesn't feel ASMR.
I am autistic and needed the autist comb and I am still not gay enough to need some dumb cam whore whispering weird nosies at me to sleep. I get valium. Fag

Depends how wet she is. If she's really wet it slides in and out easy, if she isn't it can be hard to get it in there. It's as good as food if not better. It is pleasurable and a little bit different from masturbating. You are sticking your penis into a fleshy opening obviously and you have her nude body in full view and hear her saying things and moaning and stuff. You're engaging in the most intimate act two people can do and that is the best part.

did I hit a sore spot?
too bad. Give your mom a call

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>When you're around a person you're attracted to you get hormonal and neurological effects. Having sex releases a flood of those hormones and neurotransmitters in a way that's hard to explain if you haven't experienced it before, like taking MDMA, getting an endorphine release from breaking your leg, or the feeling you get the day after you lift. The effects compound over time, too.
Just take some drugs before fapping user. Maybe getting some panties and smelling them would do a similar effect, I wonder? Or maybe a fragrance you really like?

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Is this the closest you ever came to making someone else cum? Triggering them? I assume as much from a nonon poster.

>drugging with Valium

You do know that shit is really harmful in the long run don't you?

>You do know that shit is really harmful in the long run don't you?
You mean like benzo addiction? I dont take it every day and when I do it does not put me to sleep. I dont take it when I don't have anxiety issues, so its taken as prescribed. I do drink on the side because I only get one pill per day, If he want me to quit drinking he'd give me 60/month.

>making someone else cum? Triggering them?
keek, you obviously don't know how sex works, keep on digging that hole though

I'm more concerned with how to have sex than what it feels like. Fuck, I need to know how to even kiss someone. I've had chances but fucked myself because of insecurity and not knowing what to do.

>keek, you obviously don't know how sex works
Tell me how it works because actual animals have figured it out and it doesn't even feel good for them.

I've been volcel for about a decade, it's not really that great a feeling. It's just hard to explain if you've never experienced it.

Its like you are masturbating but someone is watching and they have body parts that are made for you to masturbate with. Then when you use each others parts you're like "oh shit there may be consequences" and then hopefully you are comfortable enough together to pass out and eat breakfast together in the morning. Is this good enough? I am no romantic.

Just stop thinking about it.
Just let the part of your brain that desire those things atrophy and die.

People like us don't get to experience those things, thinking about them is only going to bring you pain.

>it doesn't even feel good for them.
ahahaha
now I know you definitely have no clue what you are talking about, you utter worm

Sex is pretty much wasted on you huh?

>now I know you definitely have no clue what you are talking about, you utter worm

but if you weren't pretending to be retarded you could have made a relevant post instead of what you did, you fucking giant retarded waste of nutrients

youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

This user knows what's good. You're absolutely right. Wishing for something that can't happen is a recipe for suffering.

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Me too user. I've had opportunities to kiss and even fuck but I was just too much of a pussy and picky to fuck this chubby girl.

Well its wasted on everyone after they stop being normies/faggots, that doesn't mean it doesn't get better you just have to learn how genitals work

Imagine trying to explain why you like petting your cat to someone who has never seen a cat and only understands them from books.

Or trying to explain the concept of putting garlic butter on a steak to someone who has never tasted anything except snot and onions.

you really think the male duck doesn't enjoy rape?

Huh, there's a wordfilter from s o y l e n t to onions now.

I do have autism so it took me a while to figure out how to even have orgasms but I feel like this is relevant advice, trust is important, you need to learn to let go and that's basically impossible for most people on this board. I'm saying it's the catalyst to everything else.

I think the male mallard enjoys polluting the genepools of other ducks more than raping the butt holes of other male ducks of his species, but mallard are also gay necrophiliacs so idk if they like the tightness from rigor mortis or what

Should I ask my mother if she's up for sex? I've checked her browsing history and have seen that she's lately been looking to find a vibrator for her clit. SW

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