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Yall a bunch of fuckin weirdos, I tell you what.

Jow Forums has now become as surface level as facebook. you really have to be careful with what you say on here, because if you even so much as hint at something they don't agree with, they'll trace your ip in a second and freeze the site for another 8 hours.

Tbh why would someone say their plans on here?

i wont stop until ever normie is dead.
whos with me brothers.

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I'm pretty sure you're on a watchlist now.

LETS DO IT KILL THEM ALL.
EVEN KILL THE PEOPLE THAT MANAGE THE WATCH LISTS.

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You wouldn't. Not because you have some secret meeting spot to actually make plans. it is because you are too cowardly and apathetic to actually do anything other than spam meme about how you want to kill 'normies'.

how can we identify ourselves to others? If a fellow bot started chimping out, I'd choose to help over dying to him.

What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do huh? You think you have the wits and balls to actually do something, tough guy?

weaponized piss bottles is genius

Leave then you normie. You came here we didnt come to you.

Sounds like you're just trying to bait someone into saying a plan so you can report them.

You don't need to meet at all to have plans. No meetings worked fine for Breveik.

Kek if a robot ever had the balls to shoot me, I'd beat him half to death with his own gun.

All robots with balls have gotten into shape and improved themselves already.

looks like you getting scared.
ill tell you what i am going to do.
im going to blow your fucking head off with my fucking shot gun.

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I hope you realize the egging people on only makes the rally cry stronger.

how are you going to stop bullets you retard ?
you think you will be faster than my finger pulling a trigger ?

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>Lol I'd just ignore the giant hole in my abdomen and beat him to death

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Sounds like you don't have have plan. Sounds like you are another worm wallowing in misery unable to act or escape its own self imposed prison of shit.

Oohhh robot has a gun, does he? Gonna play ratta tat-tat with all the normies and roasties you plan on wasting in your infantile fantasy?

What ever happen to one of the hallmarks of Jow Forums of DO IT FAGGOT. DO IT YOU LIMP WRISTED PYSCHO TRASH. DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW IF YOU ARE SUCH TWISTED LITTLE MONSTER OF INCEL BITTERNESS AND HATRED. YOU ARE WEAK. PATHETIC. UNABLE TO ACT OR BREAK OUT OF ITS OWN TRAPPINGS.

You all scared lonely children that can't fathom a world outside its own empty thoughtless head of porn, video games, anime, and a imageboard that hates itself as much as it hates the "normies" that populate the world at large

weak onion infused robot hands and wrists would snap at any caliber higher than a .22, which is hardly enough to stop a 6'3 lumberjack chad like myself

I regularly shoot myself to train for this very scenario, as the legendary rumplestiltkin of russia consumed poison to make himself immune to the poison of his enemies, so do I consume bullets to make myself immune to their effects.

It's really not that hard, you start with small calibers in your hand or foot and work up to full body shots, head and heart shots, then increase calibre from there.

The Jow Forums party van has been buzz-killing Jow Forums for more than a decade now though

just wait until i find you. you will be dead before you even knew you were going to die.

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I see... do you have over 300 confirmed kills as well?

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what the fuck exactly is wrong with that guys face ?

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If you ever try to shoot someone I bet you will miss and hurt your wirst

Cobra Unit standing by

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you can talk hot on the internet boiii

I lift over 5,000 pieces of heavy wood a day, then I come back home and do another workout and go for a run

I am ascended beyond humanity

says the guy who does literally nothing his entire life except talk. on the internet.

youtube.com/watch?v=OXe5O6eL61k&t=406s

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Incels are terrorist threat #1 again.
90s nostalgia.

On a serious note tho, don't do anything stupid u cunts.

your a fucking faggot. i have been training with guns my whole life. i will destroy you.

team peep standing by

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Of course I don't have a plan, I'm not gonna do anything. And you're right, most people on here will either kill themselves or live out depressed lives and never do anything.

But guess what? A few will. And every time 10 or so people like you are killed then it'll be funny. You'll likely never be killed in some robot rampage, but people who think like you will. Someone just like you will be walking with his wife down the street and will be taken out before they get the chance to live.

That makes me happy lmao

I'd like to join the beta military police. When we start rounding up the roasties and chads imma be on the front line.

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What good would blowing up your own piss bottles do? I need those since I never leave my room.

you are the one that is wrong here. we need to do something. we can't just sit back and do nothing and fade away.

is that the kid from stringer thangs?

>steals your bullets

ops guess your flimsy little piece of scrap metal can't protect you now

IT'S TIME TO GROUND AND POUND!

>what ever happened to do it faggot
I was just trying to scare the norman baka.

It's the truth. The normans is saying do it faggot, and I'm reminding him it's his fault the van mowed people down. His fault.

Don't be so pissy fagggot, for no reason.

>ur all pathetic manchildren

Hitler was a momma's boy, a homeless, a blading artist that was an animal rights activist.

There's nothing more dangerous than a weak man.

Kill a normie day boys. The chads deserve it. Slaughter the stacies.

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it's "sew" retard

ok i have never hardly shot any guns. but i guarantee you if you give me a gun and ammo to practice with for an hour or 2 i will have the recoil down and also my aim will be good.

How the fuck am I a normie? I am a 29-year-old, overweight, friendless, virgin, high school drop-out officially diagnosed with major depressive disorder, social anxiety disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder with a decade-long gap of unemployment, who has been browsing Jow Forums since May of 2005, and who lives with his 72-year-old mother.

balding*

And when we're all homeless after the parents die, how can you arrest a tribe of anonymous people with no address that hates cellphones?

There is no plan needed, it's a reap what you sow kinda thing.

how about I give you a knuckle sandwich instead

>yet again someone calls me retarded whilst being retarded
Please get ran over by a white van.

hey blake, did you managed to take a shower yet?

Stop doing this shit it interferes with me shitposting on /vg/.

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It must be hard, being that fucking stupid.

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>implying the normalfaggots have stopped
They are still reaping and thus are still sowing seeds of hate. IT has not stopped, so past tense is not necessary, autist.

Even if 10 robots take out 10 normies, that would only be 100 dead. I doubt even one of you guys will do shit.

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>calling other people weird.

Hello nigger, this is kettle.

He was implying past tense. They have sown in the past, and now are reaping what they sew.

He reiterated it the way he thought it should be said, when they haven't stopped sowing seeds of hate.

He's not retarded, just autistic.

robots are the worst kind of minority, an inept and stupid one.

If there was an "incel rebellion" it would be over within an hour with minimal casualties

Who could be behind this post? Surely not the FBI...

I have bigger problems in my life than being mad at so-called Stacys for denying me sex and starting an incel rebellion against the Chads. Being a virgin is the least of my concerns. You guys getting mad about being virgins must have very few problems if being a virgin is your biggest problem. Wait until you are nearly 30 years old and have a decade-long gap of unemployment.

NICE TRY LURKING JOURNALIST

Jesus Christ this entire thread this is pathetic. Grow up you children. Do I need to alert your school that you have malicious intent against normal-functioning happy people again? Is this what, your 100th threat now? Are you even going to do anything, you little pussies? Stay in the corner throwing tantrums like the betas you are. Ugly motherfuckers

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>more important things to do
>yet posting on this site since 05
You are not fooling anyone newfaggot.

t. twenty-nine year old that's been here for an actual long time that comes here to vent unabashed due to not being a flaming homosexual

.triggered normie.
cant have your safety net threatened can you ?

>I have bigger problems
lol brainlet. you have problems?
you cant handle life ? lol cause your not smart enough lol faggot.

T.Basedboi

>If there was an "incel rebellion"
hhmmm looks like someone is getting scared.
*tick tock-tick tock*
normie. its only a matter of time before one of us strikes again.
it could happen to you with your precious wife or children out in public ?
what will you do ?

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Cant you faggots just all kys so I dont gotta get me guns banned due to your shenanigans

Hello fellow robots, tell me more about your plans.

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your never going to use your guns anyway you pussy.

THIS IS SUBJECT 000666 CALLING OBERSTURMFUHRER Jow Forums. THE REBELLION HAS STARTED, MOBILIZE THE TROOPS.

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Memes aside this van attack is guarenteed to spawn copycats right? More each year right?

Can't you just shoot some roasties so I can get my gvt gf sooner?

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I have had my IQ tested by an actual psychologist and I was told that I have an IQ in the above average range (somewhere between 110 and 120). Based off of the way you write, I get the feeling that you must have a below average IQ. Or you must be underage b&.

I do have more important things to do, like applying for jobs, but I post here to point out how absurdly miniscule your problems are. I mean, come on, starting an incel rebellion? Running people over for denying you sex? And I thought I was pathetic. Bunch o fucking weirdos.

This picture is fucking horrifying.

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cant u people just be normal

lol you're such a fucking faggot, literally no one cares about your mundane problems you pathetic piece of trash

You faggots are pathetic. I feel sorry for all you incels jajajaja. I can already imagine you bro, yes you reading this post. Can you at least do 100 pushups? Or run a full mile without stopping? KEK. When was the last time you brushed your hair or brushed your teeth? Have you ever felt the sweet luscious taste of a womans lip? Do you have the balls to walk up to a woman and ask for her number?

Btw one of my girls just sent me nudes. Shits so cash. I love it when girls give me looks. That would probably make you cry since you have no self-confidence and you have failed as a animal since you can't survive by yourself (stop depending on other) and can't get laid.

Anyways losers stop coming to Jow Forums and get fucking laid.

Your posts are so poorly written, it is incredible. Jesus titty-fucking Christ in a handbasket, do you even read what you write before you post it? Holy shit. Your grasp on illogic far exceeds that of illogic itself! Could you be any more of a gay homofag tralala Shyamalandingdong?

bait is fine, dont be too cringe tho

lol lurk moar cia nigger

This is a terrible web site for terrible people, I hate it, I hate you, I loathe every single one of you.

Now let us make gay love.

This thread is filled with glow in the dark niggers.

Fuck off.

get on my level faggot. lol at your life.
i will kill people if i want to and you cant stop me.
laughing at your pathetic normie life right now.
cant wait until the uprising really kicks into full swing and see all you normies screaming and dying in the streets.

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They want us dead . We only wanted to stay in our rooms and be /comfy/ but even that time has past. We need to defend ourselves

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>They want us dead
because they can't handle people not being like them.

This thread is only further proof that Jow Forums is full of underage b& and needs to be purged.

OP of this thread is FBI-san trying to get you to do bad things, dont listen to this faggot
FAKE NEWS I REPEAT, FAKE NEWS.

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I have some ideas on how we can stick it to Norman. You know that thing that people do when they're walking towards each other, then both try to get out of each other's way, only to keep stepping in front of each other? We should do that. We should also start using the urinal next to people and not leaving a gap. Oh, and talking to people in the elevator!

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sewing = stitching things out of fabric.

C2493302 reporting, Stacy is down I repeat Stacy is down.

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sammi cheekz

This entire thread is an FBI bait thread, do not reply.

>This entire thread is an FBI bait thread
>entire
>including this post
reply, this FBI nigger is trying to keep you ubermensch down

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