>tfw Pentecostal Christian
>tfw I prefer to play the role of the bitter atheist rather than the devout Christian on Jow Forums because then smarter people will correct me and I will learn some stuff
Anyone else prefer to play the Devil's Advocate?
Tfw Pentecostal Christian
Sebastian Morris
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Owen Long
I do, but not about religion. Religion is just one of those things where arguments lead to nowhere. That being said I do take Pascal's Wager very seriously.
Andrew Powell
>"who else likes to play devil's advocate"
>pentecostal christian
Adam Hall
What's so odd about it?
Julian Myers
you're saying you like to play devil's advocate, and pentecostalism is a stupid fucking meme of a strain of Christianity, which leads me to believe you are playing devil's advocate by claiming to be pentecostal,
Caleb Clark
He who denies Him in front of others will also be denied in front of the Father.
This also applies when you're pretending to be retarded, user.
Thomas Gray
honestly I suspect every "atheist" on this site of doing something similar
Camden Wright
>Pentecostalism is a stupid fucking meme of a strain of Christianity
Oh absolutely, Pentecostalism is the dumbest strand of Christianity. Its followers are all fucking idiots who delude themselves into babbling nonsense and it's basically just a large cult that has no real substance behind it other than intense fake emotions.
Christian Young
I do that irl, roleplay as christian apologist. Most atheist folks have lame arguments desu, but i already know how to refute most of christianity's argument
Lucas Brown
its christianity for charlatans and people who like to be fooled by charlatans
Liam Roberts
Yup, it's just a scam like all of Christianity, pastors and priests conning the gullible and poor out of what little money they have.
Samuel Russell
Bruh cease your faggotry, lest you actually do want to forfeit eternal salvation
Jack White
>Yup, it's just a scam like all of Christianity
Jonathan Gray
you posted the wrong image, mate.
Wyatt Murphy
seriously bruh?
Dylan Cox
Orthodoxy is especially a scam. "Muh mysticism", "muh tradition", all adding up to a bunch of LARPing priests whose only answers are "we don't know".
Yeah, I should probably stop now, I didn't mean a word I said but I felt compelled to play the Devil's Advocate since I said I did in the OP.
Brandon Richardson
this guy, really?
Jayden Gonzalez
become BAPTIST
Christian Kelly
I'll pretend to be ideologies I dislike and say retarded things to discredit them on Jow Forums.
Brayden Johnson
Jacob Miller
He's right, you know. What's wrong with race-mixing?
Bentley Myers
Is it in the bible? I mean you can take issue with Race mixing but if it ain't in the Bible then you can't make a religious point about it.
Ian Stewart
>Pentecostal Christian
Fucking shameful tbqh
Christian Hill
It's hard being catholic sometimes.
Isaiah Ortiz
>That being said I do take Pascal's Wager very seriously.
Then you're a retard. If an omnipotent God existed he could obviously see you trying to 'game' faith.
Jose Reyes
I was born and raised in the South. You're the batshit crazy, hopping, dancing, and speaking in tongues churches that the Methodists and Baptists used to make fun of. Honestly, you guys are below the Jehoavh's Witnesses and Mormons. Absolutely shameful.
Cooper Perez
>Weebs Larping as Christians on Jow Forums because 'p-please like me Jow Forums'
Kys OP
Julian Ward
Stop making atheists look bad by misrepresenting opinions and such, please.
How would you like if an atheist with no knowledge of theology tried to argue for the sake of religion against other atheists?
Juan Reyes
I do this except with Jow Forumsposters on /his/. I act needlessly aggressive and make rabid assumptions about people's nationalities (including insults of course). This is all for the greater good of getting Jow Forumsposting on /his/ to stop, of course :^).
Jeremiah Taylor
is this it.... after the fall of traps we now have the rise of heresy........ oh lord........
you heretics should be fucking ashamed. If r9k is having some evangelical revolution, the Catholics shall pave the way
Grayson Lewis
>I do take Pascal's Wager very seriously
I seriously hope you guys don't do that.
Ryan Murphy
There's a lot of butthurt over the OP being Pentecostal? What's wrong anons? You sad that the Evangelicals are taking over?
Aiden Russell
>taking over
>evangelicals
Lucas Wright
Don't forget the snake handlers.
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Kevin Carter
>fastest rising Christian denomination
>rising as a percentage of Christian population while Catholicism and Orthodoxy continues to fall
>taking over Latin America, Africa, and Asia
William Davis
The early Church was full of bickering bishops, political power plays battling over orthodoxy, and a liturgy that developed to be highly regulated and extravagant in character. In other words, it was largely similar to what Catholicism/Eastern Orthodoxy is now. Protestants saw this mess and decided to just remove all the problematic bits still pretending just as true as the rest, like a LARPer would do. If you're going to "protest" what Christianity was for the first 1500 years you should just give the whole thing up and find something better to do with your time.
Charles Turner
>be me
>23 year old Appalachian American from WV
>licensed preacher
>manic/hysterical, but never diagnosed w/ anything
>travel across the Southeast and regularly 'praise th' lawd' at services, prayer meetings, even a few tent revivals.
>always chug-a-lug a few Red Bulls beforehand
>bang on the piano
>shriek and gibber in tongues
>grab poisonous snakes w/ no fear nor concern for my own safety
>run around and around and around and around the room like Naruto
>always mention lulzy bibical shit like Shechem and Jehu Matthew's version of the death of Judas and throw in a few references to the Crusades for good measure
>roll on the floor
>usually end up weeping and gibbering more than ever
The damndest thing is that I'm actually a complete fedora, but I've always been obsessed with religion/salvation/sin like some kind of third-rate Flannery O'Connor character.