School shooting simulator

>runs while crying
>why protect me? my life ended 33 minutes into end of evangelion...

>OHFUCK.JPG
>HE HAS A ACCOMPLICE
>STARTS THROWING KNIVES

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Do a 360 and walk away

Origami onions

Oh shit, why is the FBI shooting us?

i would rush him and kill him with my bare hands and teeth. not to protect normies, just to kill

That is. STONE. COLD. user.

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>tfw minding my own business at school when the school shooter suddenly slaps my hand to tag me in and hands me a gun
Why does this always happen

Don't disappoint him, user. This is a group assignment and he noticed you were the only one not in a group already.

Allow the shooter to breeze through unopposed. Betas and incels would never target one of their own. Go and purge society o chad and stacey brother.

None of you faggots offer to help him in his quest to improve the school atmosphere. Rude!

>"Heh, that's where you're wrong, kiddo!"
BANG
BANG

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I would find every female in my immediate radius and throw myself in front of every round the shooter fires. As a man, it is my responsibility to protect the gentle souls that are women.

>POLICE TRY TO RUSH IN
>BUILDING IS BOOBIETRAPPED

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hell, who knows maybe once i get the taste for blood i might just finish what he started

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>tfw no school shooter bf
Robert Poulin is my favorite school shooter because he raped a woman first.

Stay away from this guy robots, he's up to no good.

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A very satisfying gif I always watch many times when I see posted.

Run as fast as I can and push people out of my way.
Thanks, fatass.

Reload and assist my columbrother

Just another day in the USA.

These. Beg the shooter to put a bullet in my fucking head.

>WHAT DO?
Clap

grab a gun and help my columbrother out

How could this happen!!!????
Its not like we snap chatted our location for the schooter to see

start clapping, it's pretty good entertainment desu

I just stay where I am and wait.

I start streaming it to Periscope while shouting about how I cannot believe this is happening to me.

is the killer a chad? why would chad kill

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMP UP KICKS

start yelling about "KILLING SPREE!, DOUBLE KILL, M-M-M-MONSTER KILLL! CHENEY-MANIA!!!"
youtube.com/watch?v=aiajRBb-nAo

every dang time

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Rush him and fuck him up using wing chun.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monash_University_shooting

Pull out my glock and help

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that'd be hilarious, hijacking a school shooting

Hey school shooter, yes you... errrrrrrr do you mind if I film all the corpses? I need fapp material.

hide at a corner with the knife I carru, always been larger than others so wait till he goes down a particular turn jump him then gut him like the animal he is.

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>shooter walks up to you with his weapon down
>"You know, I always liked you."
>pulls out an extra glock and gives it to you

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>knock his weapon out of his hand
>force him to fellate me at gunpoint
>finish and blow his brains out at the same time

>shoot own dick off
>bleed out
>cause inappropriate laughter in police station

run outside and meet up with the cops waiting by the door untill the shooter kills himself

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>get mourned by classmates as the school hero
>have a few Stacies and Chads attend my funeral

*lift up Stacy's skirt*