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I invite you lads to check em

Super risky double check

and I invite you to check THIS

I bet it's a terrible gay post

Alright let's see who actually got it
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LAST WEEK FUCKED AROUND AND GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE

Smart Roadster, I've wanted one for years. I'm going to see pic related on Saturday and it's coming home with me as long as its not full of rust.

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i can't see any fucking thumbnails on any board, what the fuck

mate how big is the engine in it?

No offence lad, but a cute little convertible roadster like that immediately screams hairdresser/poof

Refresh the page lad

Better it has a horn that goes "bip" instead of a proper "honk"

it's not working, all threads work just fine but images have the blank thing that shows up when the servers get frozen

Fuck you autocorect

0.7l. Its made of plastic though so it doesn't need much. I'll just go around hills instead of over them lel.
Well fuck my ass and call me faggot because I love little roadsters like this.

buy an MG Midget instead

Nip moot is really fucking up this place

debating whether to get tea bags today or switch over to loose leaf desu

Really? testing

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Not buying a car older that's than me lad. I thought about an MX-5 but I don't like them as much as the Smart.

Nah I can still see images lad, must be your shitty browser. Or if you're a mobile pleb

No matter how good you strain it you will have leaf in your cup. I recommend bags

Honestly getting really pissed off by all this drug talk that keeps happening. Keep it to yourself, I don't announce every time I'm having a wank here.

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haha its 9/11

so blow me then you faggot

gudmorning lads any plans today?
fuck all for me might go for a rain walk to mcd's

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What's the best way to dispose of a dead pigeon?

gib to cats

Lob over neighbours fence

Rain? I better walk my dog before it starts here

If it's in a good state put it in a pie if not put in a bag and chuck it in a buffalo bin

Neighbours an ex-copper and a big guy
one of the cats is already going for it but it's a big bird and it's just gonna end up in bits

Biffa Biffa!!! Fuck you autocorect I said it rite and you changed it

yes comfy angel piss thunder and lighting are sharts and farts

>Neighbours an ex-copper and a big guy
For you

piegeon curry
youtube.com/watch?v=J5ggrgMM630

No, those are for ME

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How did anyone find out about Tim Byrne? He only has 399 twitter followers

You were robbed hahahaha
(Sorry)

>tfw no cockney gangster bf

Oh yeah, try and rob these

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bruh, just give me something

One day he'll be an ISIS general

You can have this, cutiepie ;3

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is that patrician taste appletizer

>chavs are now starting to wear vans as if they mean something to someone

Also, my therapists daughter is a chav, so how can i tell her my problems if I know deep down I fucking hate her?

Might go greggs in a bit as well, fuck that pound bakery shit, dont want them shitty sausage rols

>wear vans as if they mean something to someone
Seething grebfag

that's 21 (TWENTY ONE) days until I finish uni for good lids
got loads of shit to do before that though

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FIGHT ME YOU FUCKING CUNT, WHAT YOU GONNA DO LIVERPOOL FUCKING WON, FUCK GET OF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU CUNT

What are you doing after uni, la'ad?

no idea. drinking a lot during summer and then anything could happen

just wish i had a qt boy to suck my dick l a d s

fine that will do

a cutie patootie with a big booty?

ayo look at this batty boy

kys homo faglord

>qt boy
hello handsome

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We should puts all the gay people in the same town and deny them Internet access so they can't bother us

Failed my driving test.
Got another tomorrow. To NEET for this kinda expenditure.

Deal with it, lid

Reality of sneaky isn't hot or fem.
kys

What did you fail on my main man

Can you even afford to get a car?

They would all fuck each other to death then you would get the blame for the 6 frillon

Worth it imho

driving license on its own is a useful thing

Was just reading in the news that last year there were 58 cases if kids raping other kids. Wtf is happening

Sexy kids

Mornin dmanon

That's just teenagers fooling around and the parents overreacting.

(note: this was a joke post please don't arrest me GCHQ)

Some of them are 10 years old

bbc.co.uk/news/education-43884776

ur fakn nicked maet

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I got banned for making a joke like that
Fucking mods

just traded in my standard morning coffee for a cup of loose tea lads, feel a lot nicer desu, quite relaxed

tutu you know you can't hide behind humor any more

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All that proves is that gays are all rapists

Jean's and black top really is the go to outfit for the beta male
to. Wearing that now

Kids should not be displaying sexual behaviour so young. The abusing kid has probably been nonced himself.

i think kids talk to their parents more these days possibly
more or less the same thing as in that article happened to me when i was a kid kids are assholes

That is tea your drinking and not cannabis right?

This is a good post
A*

Or he's repeating some porn he's seen.
1st time I saw porn I was 7

>more or less the same thing as in that article
Green text?
Also checked

there not beta there pure hardcases

Lad
Com'on now lad
Haha
Really?

why aint you out getting nonces nicked then
bc ur scared

Before I complete this survey, why do these cunts want to know?

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What shit to make show up in your search

No drugs in this speedball