Hello, I'm from the government. I'm here to be your gf for life so if you just sign here we can get started.
Do you sign? If you do, how does your life improve?
Hello, I'm from the government. I'm here to be your gf for life so if you just sign here we can get started
Jayden Bennett
Dylan Jones
>sorry, but im moving.
Christian Stewart
I'm n-not a loser I don't need any handouts!
Austin Mitchell
Yum yum yummy. Specialicious indeed.
Matthew Jackson
I'd probably wouldn't even accept it, due to the fact that she's only here cause of the government, she doesn't love you it's just her job.
You'll never find true love anons, don't forget that
Brayden Morgan
Why not consider her a practice gf? Also she may love you in time, shit happens.
John Phillips
I'd run her over with my car until she stops glowing
Oliver Martin
I wouldn't sign.
Adam Hall
Those will sag like elephant trunks when she hits 30, nah.
Sebastian Turner
I'd sign you fucking normies, I'm so lonely.
Cooper Long
I don't need a dirty hairy armpit government gf
Kayden King
>Do you sign?
Yes
>If you do, how does your life improve?
I'd be busy breeding her all day everyday instead of scrolling r9k.
Brandon Allen
Is this the same girl?
Because the first pic would make me say no, but this pic would be a gigantic yes.
Charles Garcia
>Is this the same girl?
yeah
Ryan Hughes
user, don't you know that drones kill US citizens (((suspected))) of terrorism, and you've been using Jow Forums, the known terrorist group anonymous came from here.
You'll get bombed by the drones if you move away user.
The US needs soldiers afterall, why do you think we're building the wall, to keep you from escaping to the countries in South America perhaps?
Joseph Wright
Sign what exactly? I need the full document, OP. What kind of shit thread is this?
Lucas Sanchez
>I'm here to be your gf for life
>just sign here
Doesn't seem like you would have a "practice" option in this scenario
Camden Morris
>tfw you'll never have a perfect completely programmable robot gf that doesn't need to be maintained and would never leave you and would never age or change her appearance unless you wanted to
Why can't we hybernate in 2018 already ffffffuckkkkk
Ian Morgan
>Is this the same girl?
OK, then I sign and just make sure she can always afford makeup.
Some girls look cute with no makeup in a workout outfit. She is not one of those girls.
She cleans up REAL nice, though.
Isaiah Hernandez
but that pits :/
Nathaniel Hughes
i refuse. what on earth would make a woman take this job. I'm not contractually obligating you to remain with me for life, that's too cruel and too risky.