>tfw you realize you're chatting with an fbi agent
Tfw you realize you're chatting with an fbi agent
Jeremiah Miller
Justin Rogers
>being afraid of a badge
>not realizing without the badge its another robotard
Chase Stewart
>tfw you realize op is a faggot
Nathaniel Morgan
I was just baiting you, OP.
What's your Discord tag?
Elijah Anderson
lol? i have buried 3 different FBI agents in my backyard because they got too close. come at me
Sebastian Jenkins
Woah, that's quite the collection! Mind hooking me up with your discord tag so I can see?
Adrian Murphy
No way! And I was so sure they were the sane agent!
Chase Murphy
We need some greentext story pls
Jace Sullivan
Waiting for that greentext, user!
I'm eager to hear more!
Jaxon Rodriguez
user you have to get out shut.it. down.
Anthony Sanders
not gonna happen
it happened nearly a decade ago now, i'm in the clear.
Christopher Gomez
That Mulder guy seems alright
The truth is out there
Nathaniel Edwards
>it happened nearly a decade ago now
You already said too much, abandon thread now!
Cameron Morgan
>tfw she starts having feelings for you
>tfw you begin a secret romance and she has to hide it from the FBI
Adrian Gomez
So, you killed 3 FBI agents 10+ years ago and you hid their bodies in your backyard?
Aaron Sanders
Some robots may be considered paranormal
Connor Long
See, this. Way too much info given; They will use time period, cross reference it to missing FBI agents, then track the IP address.
Lincoln Lopez
He's too smart to be caught. Plus, as he said, he's in the clear. I mean, it HAS been 10 years.
Hudson Young
>They will use time period, cross reference it to absolutely zero missing FBI agents, then track the IP address and charge him with lying on an anonymous internet forum for involuntarily celibate troubled youth.
FTFY
Leo Clark
With statues of elimitations he can not be charged for old crimes, its a closed case.
Oliver Rodriguez
>10+ years
die brainlet
>IP tracking
lol
Jose Myers
Mfw the beta uprising is making the FBI scared
Ethan Campbell
So less than 10 years ago?
Tell me, when was it?
Colton Torres
>all these normies screeching that Jow Forums must be shut down now
Blake Carter
>tfw fbi agents realize they're chatting with handsome young virgin incels
Kevin Lopez
i already told you, are you fbi niggers really that stupid?
Ryder Martinez
I don't believe you. Show me some proof, newfag.
Thomas Rogers
>tfw you realize people who think the fbi comes on Jow Forums are schizophrenic
Kevin Garcia
Yeah, a bunch of conspiracy theorists. They probably believe in UFO abductions and Bigfoot, too. You can't take them seriously when they spout /x/ garbage.
Jacob Rogers
>ufo stuff
That has some merit.
Dylan Thompson
Okay Mr FBI agent
Julian Gutierrez
Speaking of /x - what's the situation there at all? I can't make head nor tail of that board. Is it actually full of legit lunatics/schitzo's? Or are they all just a bunch of house bound larper fags??
Josiah James
CIA HERE:
gtfo FBI scum
Samuel Cox
>tfw no qt3.14 FBI agent cyberstalking you because she thinks you might be a terrorist
Anthony Howard
Fuck you FBI fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!