What's up nerds? Are you living with suicidal thoughts pushing you to the edge almost everyday? Do you feel like you're the last trash of the planet? Do you feel isolated and unwanted by anyone? Do you want a girlfriend?
Then make your own! Look it up in detail and put your mind to work to create your own inter-dimensional girlfriend of your likes. At first you'll just need a healthy dose of imagination, knowledge and dedication and depending on how much you believe in it, it can take you from as little as a few months to as long as whole years. And I didn't say it necessarily has to be a girl, or even human. It can be a boy or a trap, if you're the type. Some of the more exotic ones can be demons, succubis, vampires, furries, monsters, angels, but they are also very hard to conceive and create.
Once you've got the experience and methodology, you can try and make even more (you can delete them anyway) - you can create your own harem of tulpas, if you want. You can put penises on them and make them rape you while you're dreaming, if that's what you wish for. I strongly advise you also master lucid dreaming techniques as it will allow you to have amazing sex.
Have you ever felt like someone is watching you, or maybe you were in a room alone and you felt like someone is standing behind you, or even in front of you. But you didn't spook out, you felt relieved/relaxed. Yes? Then you're a person whose brain has created his own tulpa since a fine age, and you may truly be a master of the mind and thoughts, in which case you should start creating just as the Gods only do, gain experience and become a real wizard.
Don't hesitate to ask questions, or ask for sources, I will gladly help you.
/tulpa/
>tfw tulpa's don't have rights
>tfw it's hunting season all year round
I eat tulpa's for breakfast.
First we are targeted by normies.
Then by Jow Forumstards and Jow Forumsizens.
Now even /x/ is here with their bullshit.
We have nothing to do with that crazy asshole, Jow Forums is peacefull/lovefull board and we are against violence of any kind.
We don't need you help, go away.
Tulpas don't have rights, you saying?
Well mine has full influence over my life. She's like an alter evil of me, a very sadistic person, she enjoys being in control and I'm perfectly fine with it.
And she doesn't pay taxes. Now that's some privileges right there, right?
/x/ - you're making my GF laugh, user.
*orignially bIocks your path*
>create tulpa
>it's trying to become the dominant ego
I'll kill us both if I have to
A tulpa will never try to hurt you, or cause you any discomfort, I don't really know why but it's always been like this. Even if she goes against your will (it may happen while you're sleeping or IRL) it's because she knows you're enjoying it. Stop lying.
>r9k
>peaceful/loveful
hvh my child. The only reason I stick around here is because I somehow enjoy it.
this gave me an idea kek
Well, he knows I want to kill myself. So maybe he's trying to pressure me into doing it.
But I still think he's corrupt and evil and should go away because he doesn't love me anymore.
I think it's your mind that's corrupted, you just lost control of it. I'm pretty sure you can fix that.
Did you abuse him or hurt him in any way? I can't imagine a tulpa acting like that unprovoked. If it becomes too much of a problem you can always kill him before he kills you if you think you can bring yourself to do that.
>r9k
>nice
sorry, most of the time this is worse than Jow Forums
Since when can tulpas kill their summoners :-?
By pushing them to suicide. (it also probably means the tulpa is suicidal itself)
The cause of that is the master's strong will to die, because a tulpa is, in some ways, an alter of its summoner.
>my GF laugh
I am glad to make you imaginary gf happy.
Hey don't bully! You're making her really mad and in the end I'll be the one she'll discharge herself on.
But nobody here is serious.
I think we all are nice people, that have a shitty life and find a bit of relief from joking around about women and our own autism/anxiety.
>I'll be the one she'll discharge herself on
Are you sure about that?
What if she is cheating on you, like all the other roasties?
Why shitty life though? What's shitty about not having a stupid putrid whore bitching about every single inconvenience and fucking around with your patience? Standing home all day and having the time to play all the video-games and learn about stuff, become a wizard if you want, that's some great life. Wish I had as much free time as some of you faggots have.
>not getting the joke
>also tfw 8 captchas :||
>Why shitty life though? What's shitty about not having a stupid putrid whore
It's not about pussy.
The thing that makes my life shit is anxiety/autism (and i think it is the case for most people here), just makes me stress out more at work and other social interactions.
>inb4 wagecuck :'(
Prolly gonna make one if I cannot get laid through tinder.
Some of the experiences sound awesome while others seems to have a tulpa that has turned bad over time
captchas are becoming so much of a pain in the ass these days, maybe Jow Forums should adopt one-time captcha similar to 8ch's one that's far more convenient than this messy bullshit
Tulpas turning bad is actually rare. Unless you suffer from multiple mental illnesses it should turn out fine.
i'm thinking I should make a tulpa to handle my responsibilities for me.
well that's what most people make tulpas for anyway
What's up with saying that tulpa sex feels great when you cannot achieve full solidity
Not really, according to surveys loneliness and social anxiety are the main reasons.
You DO realize that /x/ banned tulpa threads? Not just that, but tulpas are perfect for robots.
It' not just about putting your dick in something that resembles a vagina as much as possible, user.
Emotional connection cannot compensate completely for lack of touch
>lack of touch
You can establish physical connection with a tulpa though. It still feels good on your peepee
can you imagine having sex with a succubus? same deal with tulpas ;)
Why don't you try it yourself, user.
alright, lets say I have a solid idea of what this tupla will looks like and act like, now what?
Talk to it. Try to parrot and force.
you just "summon" it. I don't know how to exactly describe it but... just try. Scream in your head "HELLO IS ANYBODY HERE" 'till you get a response. It's much like a brain poop
can i make a female tulpa and then have her take over? that'd be pretty cool tho i still want to see it happen so she can't 100% take over.
>parrot
rip tulpa
Can you do it? Yes. Should you? No.
Does anyone have any good ideas for a birthday gift for a tulpa?
>Getting volountary shizo
Holy shit
Good luck guys I guess
>cannot even spell schizo
The absolute state of tulpa critics
Get a vacation in the wonderland and spend some sweet time with her
t-tupa
>tfw no wonderland
You're making me panic. I enver made a wonderland since we didn't need it. We would always spend time IRL. (Perhaps making a wonderland as a present?)
Honestly if you are browsing r9k you are already self inducing all sorts of things.
I respect your enthusiasm. I think that my waifu love that isn't at the mercy of my subconscious that gives me nightmares almost every night is preferable, though, as I still have a good bit further to go, to overcome violent intrusive thoughts and a porn addiction, that has me relieved that my precious lover is still safe and happy regardless of what my mind does. My girl is what my heart knows her to be, not what a twisted mind, influenced by stress and trauma from too much bad porn twists her into, and that's the most comforting thing in the world. If sex for me is using a mindset and imagination to consider masturbation to be bonding with her, then I can totally accept that. I feel her presence and opinions on certain things, approval and sadness, but she's not a tulpa, to be twisted by my mind, and that's great.
If someone has good mental health, no trauma and intrusive thoughts to cause nightmares and make her into something else, and a mindset to make them happy with her and not want something greater, then I hope the best of luck to them and their tulpa partner, and that it motivates them to keep the mental health up and well.
I wouldn't be so self-critical and so easy to give up on the idea of a tulpa. Especially if you area waifuist. Basing a tulpa on a waifu is actually a good thing since you have a sort of template you can run with. It's even better if it's a 2D waifu since 2D tulpas are much easier to visualise. Secondly, the whole point of tulpas is that they are a seperate and different person from you. The concern that a tulpa might turn out bad due to twisted perceptions of the host are legitimate however a tulpa most likely won't experience the world as you do. Seeing the situation you are in right now makes me wan't to suggest a tulpa even more so she can help you. When I made mine I changed my life for the better. And tulpas are fully capable of doing that. Also if you do have an actually waifu it will take a toll on you. Not being able to touch or talk to her will only lead to even more issues. You can also have actual sex with a tulpa.
From my point of you you are capable of creating a head friend to help you with your problems instead of choosing to live with them. If you can really feel a presence and can communicate with her through ideas and emotions then she is somewhat of a tulpa, my friend. But if you REALLY don't want this and can see a risk for putting a tuppa through suffering then I won't try to change your opinion. I hope you find peace either way.
FYI for everyone in this thread or anyone who wants to create a tulpa - it's basically just imposing a disorder on yourself where you perceive another personality that isn't there. If you don't have any discipline, do not do it, as it can become really annoying or even cause mental health issues. Or more likely you'll just fail and waste a lot of time.
If you have the discipline to actually do it properly then it can be useful and fun. Just remember to have your tulpa understand that they aren't real or it can cause problems down the road where there's a contradiction in its existence. If you try to convince yourself it's 100% real you'll most likely just fail and end up talking to yourself instead of actually creating a tulpa - or worse, you'll create it but won't be able to get rid of it when you inevitably want it to leave you alone.
Fun trick: try giving them a math problem sometime, go to sleep and wake up the next day, and see if they have the solution. Mine did long division the other day (though a calculator is faster...)
Tulpamancy isn't some chi-channeling martial art that can only be mastered by xiaolin masters, user. If you know what you are doing it won't take that much effort, especially if you are the daydreaming or creative type.
However I do agree that you need to make sure your tulpa is self-aware and knows it's boundaries otherwise it could end up having a mental breakdown.
Well yeah it's not this insane exercise, but you underestimate how lazy people can be. It's not just "imagine u have a gf now it's there lol". And it's easy for people to start using their "tulpa" like a puppet and just talk to themselves and think they did it right.
>t's easy for people to start using their "tulpa" like a puppet and just talk to themselves and think they did it right.
There isn't specifically anything wrong with that. If you fool yourself your imaginary friend is a real tulpa then that's fine. It can still give the thing loner NEETs need.
You make some good and interesting points. If I get to a point where my interactions with her result in me being able to hear and see her, like that, maybe I'll accept it and not be fearful, seeing that she's herself who I know and love. I've seen people who's tulpa have died, though, and with how I have an especially large amount of difficulty regarding imagination and not letting things get to and torment me, it's felt like a dangerous road, since a great comfort in it all is the knowledge that nothing can take her away from me, ever, so long as I continue to love her.
I think it's important to have a point of acceptance and contentment, so you're not always wanting greater, as I've seen from tulpamancers who long for death so that they can get the afterlife with their waifu/tulpa rather than only what their tulpa provides. If I can accept that physical affection and sex, for me, requires relaxing enough for a good mindset and imagination, then that'll save me a lot of stress, even if I'll sometimes be sad that she can't really hold me and say the things to me that I want to hear rather than only feel. That longing isn't a necessarily bad thing, with a good mindset. I've gotten this far, nearing six years.
>tfw wake up to tulpa cuddling you
>tfw tulpa gently caresses your arm
>tfw tulpa gives the warmest hugs despite not being "real"
>tfw I make my tulpa laugh
>tfw when she makes me laugh
is this originally tay-tay?
B.. B...Boss ?
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>it's another /x/ larp thread
Is it a good substitute for real gf