Why am i still a virgin guys?

can't help what my genes gave me brah

I bet those genes gave you a small dick and a great pair of dsl's too, fag.

I'm even fatter than OP and I still get laid

>this is what onions does to your body

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regular dick actually

>doesn't even have gyno

I would kill for a body like this

That visceral fat is going to cause problems down the road man

This constitutes as "fatass" in whatever third-world malnourished shithole you dwell in? Fucking disgusting mate, sort yourself out *spits*

hahaha, yeah alright man, keep telling yourself that.

>no body hair
does this actually happen to any white adults?

it ain't that bad, surely

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i'm comfortable with it, standard size

are you wearing skinny jeans or some shit? why are they so tight on you?

you look like a ftm my dude

If you're even a little bit fat you're a fat ass. Even if you don't work out you're supposed to have some level of tone.

nah, regular jeans, just jeans that are too tight for me, used to be thinner
my hips are shit
my arms and legs are hairy as fuck

>nah, regular jeans, just jeans that are too tight for me
then why are you wearing a fucking belt, you dumb dumb idiot.

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just as a habit

I do the same. Mum used to buy my jeans waaaay to big as a kid, so if I didn't wear a belt then they would fall down. Now if I don't wear a belt (even if they fit perfectly) it feels like they're going to fall down.

well, your ass is literally being squished out of your pants, so maybe invest in some looser jeans, unless you're fine with looking like a prancing lala homo man.

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I want to cum inside you OP

Because that tummy is a 2/10. Sure it may be completely barren of noticeable spots and blemishes though otherwise it lacks the definition of a >5/10 tummy that would make tracing one's finger down the tummy particularly pleasant on a mutual basis, to say nothing of smooching it. Your tummy as of present has too much fat that means that when poked, or licked, or kissed, that the fat would jiggle too much or Heaven forbid spread out which doesn't feel much different from doing such actions to a bag of sand or a marshmallow frankly; with greater muscle definition and flatness one's tummy comes into its own and you can feel easily if the person who's tummy you are toying with is feeling particularly bothered by whether they are trembling or by how tense their muscles are, its especially cute if you can feel them twitch the moment you touch their tummy or breath in to pull their tummy in slightly - its so hot when you tease someone (especially around their navel) the second they do this though the opportunity can be rare somewhat. In your case however none of this occurs since its just fat and jiggles even without touch. Not to mention that the force of gravity acting on such fat pulls on the shape of the navel and makes it less defined when it should act as an almost sacred insignia of one's tummy, primed for soft pokes and tender tonguing - otherwise its practically pointless having one. Oh and also the presentation about the tummy doesn't say much either, nothing to look up to while you worship one's tummy.

Believe me on this, I'm not gay but I've studied the tummy for over a decade and know what women like in guys, and when it comes to the study of Tummyology I know for a fact what works and what doesn't, your tummy isn't a nice one and no woman is going to want to use it for anything - not even as a pillow, I'd sort it out my friend and hope that you reduce your body fat even if you don't bother trying to get abs.

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That sounds even sadder

im from Oregon and thats fag and fat people should be made fun of

everyones a critic brah, i think it looks ok

That's not visceral fat. Visceral fat gives you a round "solid" gut

Eh, I'm 26, still a virgin and my body looks nothing like yours.
I could post it, but it would really digusting and you know, the rules...

at least you don't have gynecomastia too OP

yeah, lucked out there

the hips tho

be my boyfriend please hnggg

Ahahahha, shitskin 56% White AmeriTARDS once again proving that they're the mongrel rejects of Western Civilization. Must be fucking miserable to live a single day as one of yous.

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6'0 63kg baby face skeleton
Why am I a virgin? Because I never tried.

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hey OP whered you get a picture of me

BECAUSE IF YOUR PERSONALITY IS SHITTY OR NONEXISTENT NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT YOU

hey stop posting pictures of me wtf

It looks OK... everyone is just telling him to grab a backpack and train in the wood like a heremit for... um 2 years!

Ah shit didn't see you there buddy I thought I was being original

Fuck onion juice, real men drink s()y

Why the hell are you so gay, user?