I don’t know everything, but maybe i can help some

22 yo femanon, ask me any of your dating, relationship, or flirting questions. i have a soft spot in my heart for robots and i want you all to find someone

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Im still gonna drive my van into a crowd of people

>22 years old
Pretty sure you don't know shit.

fuck off whore and do not come back

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my advice is to not to that

How often do you fantasize about getting raped?

origi

I don't feel like I deserve to talk to her, I'm just pathetic user, why should I waste her breath on someone like me

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If not bait:

Don't bother. Don't waste your time here, this place is full of people who troll each other about horrible things and who are irredeemably without a chance.
This was never about advice or empathy - its about self-reflection. If you can't realize what bugs you (and I mean realistic assessment, not inceldom) then no external force will help.

Leave femanon, and don't look back.

i don't believe you and I don't want a gf. what is a relationship and why is it desirable?

gib milkies please

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>I don't know everything, but maybe I can help some
>22 yo female.

Audibly laughed. If you're here for some incel tourism take a look at this thread to see the problem. You're talking down and patronising older men as if you're better than them.

This is why incels become so bitter.

this place is cursed

leave while you still can

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wew get a load of this cuck

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Thank you for your kind words femanon, even if you turn out to be a LARPer
Do women actually date or have interest in nerdy guys? I'm friends with several women, all nerds that rival our power levels in their awkwardness and interests, and all of them pretty much only seem into normies. It confuses and worries me

If you have met a girl you like and you think she likes you but you only meet once a week, how long should I wait until i ask her out?

I met a girl tonight and want to see if she's as interested in me next week. Is this a good strat? Do girls like being hit on the first time people meet or would they rather it at least be the second meeting?

>22
Great. As someone who plans on playing the field and then settling down with someone who is in their early 20s when I am in my mid 30s (28 now btw)...is an older man, on average, more attractive to a younger woman? If so, what traits attract younger women to older men?

sorry every time i try to post it tells me that i am using non asciii text every time so i may not be able to use punctuation

bear with me i am going to have to avoid punctuation and use reddit spacing because i am an idiot
to the guy asking about nerdy girls
try to find a girl who is on the nerd SPECTRUM but not in as deep as you
opposites attract and you probably want to find someone who is at least a little bit more normal to balance you out
find a girl who will play mario kart with you and maybe someday you can get her to try other stuff
or find a girl who has at least watched a few episodes of a basic anime like dbz or naruto and eventually you can get her to watch that weird anime that no one but you likes
try looking outside of your comfort zone a bit

to the guy asking about when to ask girls out
this is hard to say because it is usually something you have to gauge by their in person responses to you
that being said i think that earlier can be better
if you really click then ask her out righ away
the sooner you make your romantic intentions clear the less likely worries about friendship will get in the way
the longer you know someone the higher stakes it can feel

to the guy asking about older men
personally i find older men very attractive
that being said i think that the stage you are in in life matters more than the actual years between
UNLESS UNDER 18 THAT IS OFF LIMITS OBVIOUSLY
for example
a college sophomore who is 20 is in a very different stage in life than a 29 year old man with an established career
i think you can find someone in her early twenties but you have to find someone who wants the same things at the same time as you
girls my age want to be free and party and sow their oats or whatever
but there are some who are ready to settle down
also girls who had a party phase in high school or college could be a good option because it means they have gotten their wild free whatever bullshit out of the way
but in general yes older men are very attractive especially to college girls

ok so
the faster you ask her out the lower the stakes are
i think a second meeting is ideal but if that is not guaranteed to happen then fuck it just shoot your shot
she is also less likely to see you as just a friend
i have had strangers on the street ask me out and i have mixed feelings about that
on the one hand it is incredibly flattering
any girl who says she does not get an ego boost from the compliments of strange men is a liar
but it also makes me worry that they are just shallow because obviously they only have my looks to go on
i think waiting a week is good but if it stretches to a month without flirting then she may not see you as a potential romantic interest

sorry i typed out a lot of responses but they got deleted because i am retarded

you are still young dont worry!
you can find an online gf as a way to work up courage to talk to girls irl

It's not really fear it's more annoyance
I'm not willing to relate to anyone

tits or gtfo

original post very original post

PAY ATTENTION TO ME

I HAVE A VAGINA PAY ATTENTION TO ME

YOU FUCKING LOSERS MUST BE OBSESSED WITH WOMEN SO PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!

>"hurdur are you implying r9k is obsessed with women? what an arrogant female you are!!!"

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yes thank you user
i posted because i see a lot of people struggling with girls

good on you, some people do need the advice and to feel like women are real more than anything. a lot of bots view women as unattainable and distant, which makes them feel awkward and uncomfortable around them and makes them in a sense unattainable. so if you treat them cordially you might be giving them a shot.

power to you user

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You fail to recognize why though

why do you think? im genuinely curious

>i have a soft spot in my heart for robots and i want you all to find someone
talk to one IRL then because you're not going to do any fucking good in an anonymous forum where everyone thinks you are an attention seeking man

Stop pretending to be a woman when you're XY.

Hide all ((femanon)) threads
Ignore all ((femanon)) posts
Even if they're original. Stinky girlhole pissflaps are not welcome here.

How do I get girl feet on my face femanon?

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hey thank you!
i am just bored and a bit lonely myself so i want to reach out to people if i can

Can we get a full face picture of the femanon op?

Because robots are people who are detached from society
Most of their "struggles" is just frustrations in why they don't feel like they belong in society
Dating tips aren't gonna fix that

How do I attract a female virgin to marry before we mutually exchange it together?

>the edits never change the kishin
fucking fake weebs get it right

Why does my shit smell so fucking bad?

I've changed my diet and it doesn't change.

How do I get a girl to have an understanding view of my misogyny? I fantasize about having a relationship where I use stereotypes about women to poke fun at her and she would cavalierly give a playfully misandrist response. How can I encourage this in women I know/find a girl who would like this?

How do I get a good friend?
Doesn't have to be cute, female, cool or any of that.
Just a kind friend.

This. The main problems are:
- inherent inability to act the same way as other humans in social contexts (missed social cues, incorrect social response, extreme fatigue when forced into social interactions, anxiety, etc. - NOT to be confused with shyness, timidness, or awkwardness: the symptoms cause these appearances, but not the other way around, they are in no way equivalent, and this aspect of robots is a cognitive difference - not changeable with current medical technology)
- inherent difficulties in connecting with people, partly due to the above and partly due to the ability to get deeply involved in what amounts to esoteric hobbies, due to the above; in particular, disinterest in small talk and other inefficient means of communication
- extreme ease in isolation, which, contrasted with the above, causes a feedback loop, which cannot be avoided. Just like point 1, it can only be bypassed in the same way a first-time bungee jumper using an invisible rope can bypass their fear: through various mind-tricks, only temporarily, and only under the right circumstances.

In the end, nothing short of a full-blown instruction manual on social interactions could help robots in general social context, but those are impossible (I am an expert on automated dialogue, so I know what I'm talking about in that regard). For getting a girlfriend, people reading this post will understand that it's even harder due to the interaction being almost completely based on social cues, in an adversarial context (the majority of cues are designed to trick the robot to extract goods or services from him: leading him on).

The only exception is of course if the other party(ies) understand what it means to be a robot, which seems to be impossible for women, and rare enough as is for men. Consider that 99% of this board is normalfags saying "I'm such a robot! Yesterday I broke up with my gf and now I'm sad, which means I have depression!"

im 5'4 how fucked am i
>just date short women
i dont even mind dating taller women

Just date tall women.

get stilts that look like legs

How do I get women to leave this board?

A girl invited me to her place to watch a movie and cuddled up against me but I was too chickenshit to make a move. We've hung out since then but she's avoided private settings and dodges whenever I mention any of the plans we made. I wish I could be content as a friend but I'm not, I'm too into her for it not to be painful. Should I just move on and if so how to best do that without making her feel like I only want her for her body?

We have been on a first date, I have asked for a second twice, but both times she is busy, This is usually a sign she is not interested, fine, but she keeps texting me. First. All the time.
Why?

Well the self pity sure isn't going to get her wet

This is why everyone hates you faggots and no one will have sex with you

Sometimes "I'm busy" just means "I'm busy".

Unironically this! All women are queens. They deserve to be allowed to attention whore their gender anywhere they please! Based women!

Ok, I have one

I've been friends with a girl for a long while now. We had a falling out a year+ ago and just made up recently. We've been chatting a bunch (as friends) and I'm thinking about dating her

Do I do it

kek(aroonipoo)

The thing about this is that it's not a problem exclusive to guys. There are women like this too.

Thoughts on asking out coworkers? I almost asked my crush yesterday since for the first time I got to talk to her but then all these other people showed up and I couldn't ask with others around.

Kill yourself whore

Origami

This is what I'd like to believe, but so far I have seen only counter-evidence of this. The term 'robot' as used above also includes fembots by definition, though.

She probably likes talking to you but doesn't like you romantically

Ok but then why not suggest alternative times?

we're only answering like this because no one wants you here. when it is just us we are actually pretty normal people.

now fuck off you dumb roastie.

I'm not saying I have any clue what she wants, I'm also a robot after all. It's possible she wants to be friends but not more. It's also possible she's too shy to actually meet in that context and you should either be direct ("I love you please go out with me"), or at least suggest that she suggests a time ("wanna go for coffee tomorrow at 3pm? If that doesn't work for you, tell me a time that does"). The latter should get you either no response (she doesn't like you), a response of "I'm busy" with no date/time (very high chance she doesn't want to date), an OK, or a response with a date/time (meaning she does like you).

kek. Not a roastie. I'm just another user who likes baiting this board every now and then. And no, you're not pretty normal people. Fucking /b/ has more normal people.

Drink more aqua

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So you are a virtue signalling psycho cunt that thinks robots are some cute helpless animals? Are you vegan too?

You have ass cancer probably

How do I make friends? I'm in my second year of college. I had a group of friends, but my ex was extremely jealous and after attempting suicide a few times, I decided I should isolate myself for her sake. A year later we broke up, but now none of them want anything to do with me. I'm socially anxious and no one likes me or cares about me. What do? How do I be a normie?

what do you think of this gif?

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I am a 22 male virgin, out of shyness. What would you think if I were your colleague and found out?

>taking dating advice from a female
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Where do you like so I can go to your house and blow your head off with my ak-47? Asking for a friend :^)

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