What are you looking for in a woman, bots?

looks like pic related and is a tomboy.

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>tomboy
you're borderline gay, son

I want to get a chick with big boobs i can suck
I will never let her go and guard her jealously

big tits, big ass and nice dicksucking lips

Hinata is not tomboyish at all

it's better than liking traps. at least I want an actual girl.

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I know that, that collage is looks only.

intact hymen and a soul

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You have better a chance of finding a two headed unicorn

>virgin (inb4 lelz keep dreaming virgin thats too high of a demand!)
>not obese
>not hideous
>agrees I'm in charge, listens to me
>no tattoos or piercings
>doesn't do drugs or smoke
>will do any sex act I want and as often as I want, no "I don't do blowjobs" bs
>cooks for me
>sucks my dick when I get home from work
>long hair
>shares my political values and maybe some interests
I could think of more but I think this is a good start

Unless you are a megachad, you aint gonna get a girl that fits even half of your criteria

Wouldn't that become a bicorn?

Over half of those in the pic can be any woman kek

Wouldn't you be a faggot?

Tomboys are the grill version of traps

Technically, yes it would be. But so would a ram or an ox

so objectively 100% straighter and better.

It's really sad you can't even get a decent girl these days without having to be chad

desu, nothing anymore as i have given up a long time ago

Right now a female who can look past my episodic bouts of extreme autism

But really any female that I don't have to worry about having to compete for her attention and affection

She has to be attractive to me. I have low standarts though so it shouldn't be too hard.(not fat / deformed)
That said I like alot of "masculine" qualities like loyality, beeing assertive, tallness, tomboyishness etc. but I can't be too picky.
Ideally she'd share some hobbies, is intelligent and tries to have a somewhat healthy lifestyle but since I'm a manlet NEET that is propably too much to ask for.

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With the invention of social media, you will practically always be competing for her attention. Every girl has several orbiters online if not more, and is constantly being hit on just for being female (take Jow Forums for example, femanon appears and tons of replies)

organs and intestines

Loves me and understands me.
Not a landwhale and willing to try new things.

That's it as far as I know.

I'm not lol. I guess peace and quiet? Like just let me live my life without the veiled insults looks of contempt? being a wagie sucks, I'm a neet at heart

>hurrdurr must be virgin
>also literal sex slave

Good luck, friend

a friend i can hang out with and be myself, someone like me
a wet cunt i can fuck

found both on tinder, going a year strong. keep being losers you cucks

How is the STD treatment going?

I've given up looking. There are no more dreams left for me to dream.

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I'm not looking, I know I don't deserve one

Something that doesn't exist, compassion, emotion, connection.
All that nonsense that people write in books about that you're too stupid to understand is nothing but a work of fiction as a kid

I have unrealistic standards and expectations that you might find in a film or anime but never irl. Women in general bore me except for the type I'm interested in, but they're so rare that it's almost impossible to find them. I'm destined to be alone.

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excuse me for not being a massive, pathetic, cucky faggot like you who begs my wife for sex while she happily got double penetrated by chads in the past

>genuine asexual
>very pretty and feminine
>likes psychobabble
>virgin
>affectionate and loving
>can do in depth talks with but also joke around
>submissive but not too much
>likes kissing and cuddling for hours

Do these females exist?

Intelligent
Passionate
Ambitious
Someone I can build a life together with.

Looks don't matter so much. I've been attracted to a very wide range of women.

A woman with these traits does not exist, however.

i want myself but female

Programmable holo-waifu with mobile emitter

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>Feminine
>Loyal
thats it

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You sick fuck. How dare you user, your parents would be ashamed of you.

>agrees I'm in charge, listens to me
It's the prevalence of the desire to rob women of their agency and demand they accept their role as "child I can fuck at will" that makes me lose all sympathy with robots who whine and cry about being unable to find a girl.

2D

Everything else is up for compromise

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what about this dude, roast? Nice generalizations.

Wisdom and eroticism

>prevalence
>most posts are "is loyal and loves me"
sorry did i take away your agency?

>directly link post I'm quoting and cite specific behavior that is extremely prevalent on this board and if you think otherwise you're clearly a newfag who heard about Jow Forums from the facebook comments of a toronto attack article
>"h-he must be talking about ME!"
1/10 apply urself

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1st: women love to be "robbed of their agency" they naturally want someone to take the lead.
2nd: why shouldn't they accept their role?
3rd: they do have childish tendancies, yeah
4th: This is the natural relationship, why shouldn't you be able to fuck your partner at will? Of course, within reason (if they are sick or unable). Both parties get pleasure from it, or at least SHOULD, if not something is wrong with the relationship.

>thicc
>taller than me
>large boobs and butt
>feminine and pretty
>timid, shy
>likes vidya

this combination is impossible

Not in Eastern Europeans

women with class, strong family values and monogamous

Small tits and petite or chubby with cow tits, either way no make up.

Someone with a nice personality, pretty friendly when talking to people but still prefers to stay indoors and watch movies while talking about nothing in particular.

I'm also a sub bitch so I kinda need a domme, preferably one into both the light side and really hardcore side of femdom. I feel like gentle femdom as a consistent dynamic would be nice, like laying my head in her lap or her giving condescending head pats when I do something, but then during intimate times shes extremely cruel and likes to dole out beatings and use me and my face to get herself off.

Personality is very important to me but so is the domme part

>fills my stomach
>drains my balls

bonus but technically optional
>isn't a bitch
>isn't fat

Marry me please uwu

Women love a sense of security, that's not the same as being treated as a child who can't question you because you're the man and you know better. This is one of the things robots misunderstand about chad/stacy relationships. Chads' version of "taking the lead" is saying "I'll take care of you and be your rock, but respect you as an adult" and they aren't threatened by women wanting careers or having their own opinion or challenging them. What robots describe is "I am your master, you must pledge your loyal to me, and I must exert as much control over your as I can because I believe giving you an ounce of agency or self-esteem will cause you to leave me or cheat on me!"
And when it turns out that's NOT what women want, robots shriek about how they'd be okay with that if they were a chad! It just reeks of insecurity and misunderstand the male-female relationship dynamic. Hilarious that robots profess to be both socially retarded and autistic yet at the same time "redpilled" and scholarly experts of how human relationships work as if those aren't entirely conflicting.

Three characteristics that are as rare as unicorns for females:
>loyal
>kind/empathetic
>down to earth

>agrees I'm in charge, listens to me
suddenly became
>let's me treat them like a child, doesn't question me because I know better, doesn't have opinions, doesn't have a career, I'm your master
hmmm....

all I asked for was a little obedience wtf? It's not slavery. I won't force her to do anything. Is listening to your parents "robbing agency" as well?

Nothing. I dont like women and i'm straight.

>not wanting a tomboy aka emotional hijab wearer as a gf
>around other people she's not feminine at all
>but when you're around she turns into a blushing schoolgirl
I want it all to myself, her girlishness that is.

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Give me some examples of your idea of "taking charge" or having her "listen to you"

>Is listening to your parents "robbing agency" as well?
Yes, that's why as a minor you do not have the same authority to make legal decisions as an adult. Thank you for agreeing with me that you'd rather treat your gf as a child than adult.

if asking her to do things for me and making decisions in order to provide security and be the rock she needs makes her a child then yes, I suppose I would rather treat her as a child. Most girls prefer being submissive I think so I don't get why this is a problem anyway.

there it is, first
well done, lad

>faithful
>6.5+/10 looks
These are the end characteristics after intense filtering, and it's being pretty hard to find.

The question is what happens when she disagrees with those decisions? Are they up for discussion and negotiation or are you the man, end of?

Pic related, dorks

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I'm open to her opinion and would often seek her input of course, but ultimately I would make the decision. Not to say I'd never change my mind, simply I make the final decision. But if I'm adamant about a decision and she still disagrees then she just has to bite the bullet or leave, that's up to her. It's not slavery; she's free to leave.

Willing to talk to me would be nice.

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Thats a default

What woman would be in a relationship with you but not talk to you?

its weird that women exist when theyre not having sex

Do you have discord? Email me contact info and I'll add you! Not for marriage but talking obviously

I just want someone that I can hug and not feel incredibly awkward while doing so.

So just anybody that I like that likes me back.

So nothing because that person doesn't exist

i want to look like one

a long sexy ass neck

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it's weird to me that women can't lift anything heavier than 40lbs unless they work out as a passion.
yet they think they could make it in this world without men.

how would they relocate themselves? who operates the machines if women aren't interested in it, chimps?

I'm not sure that's true, I've seen women that dont work out lift heavy boxes of furniture that's supposed to take two people, right alongside us guys. It wasnt as easy for them but still

This trap shit has long since gone full retard

Oops forgot I left my throwaway email in there, oh well

iktf, quite originally

>threatened
>insecurity
Ooh, so close, if you had added "entitled" you would have hit the buzzword trifecta

if you're not sure about it, then it's true bro.
if it ain't their job or passion, they are not lifting excess of 50 lbs.
your anecdote about how you saw Bertha who is a professional mover doesn't do anything here.
Bertha became that way because of male family members.

One was absolutely Bertha but the other girl was pretty scrawny. I think she hit the gym once a week if that but no more

kindness
kindness
kindness

I just want someone kind in my life, I guess

>but respect you as an adult
delusional, most boytoys just put up with your bullshit stacy

>Chads' version of "taking the lead" is saying "I'll take care of you and be your rock, but respect you as an adult"
Chad's version of taking the lead is saying "shut up bitch suck my dick"

Bumping because I would like to

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Jut someone nice. That's all. Someone who won't hurt me.

I'm concerned for your wellbeing, user

That's appreciated by why user?

intelligent, pure, ambitious, athletic, loyal, attractive, young

sounds simple but is actually extremely rare