Who had a slutty mum here

Who had a slutty mum here

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I did, and l fucked her

My mom wasn't a virgin when she met my dad, what a whore

my mother didn't marry until she was 41 to my father and then had me a year later, what was she doing up until then?

You should corner her and ask her

>Parents divorce when I'm ~14 years old
>Mom goes full middle-age crisis mode with whore makeup, tattoos and partying
>Dad becomes an suave old man Chad who fucks a different single mom every weekend

I lived with mom and her radical transformation from always sober house mom to milf party slut really fucked me up sexually I think. Never ever talked about anything sexual and then suddenly is bragging about young studs telling her that "she has an ass of a 20-year old" (actual quote). Fucking why are you telling me about these kinds of things. Anyways now more than a decade later my old ass mom and dad are still having more sex than I am and I often fap to porn with milf pornstars who look like my mother.

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Wow that's fucked, dude

Serves her right for being a slut

>used to go over to my best friends house everyday afterschool to play xbox
>used to see his parents there every so often
>they divorce
>fast forward to the present
>still go over to his house every so often to hangout and sometimes drink
>his mom would constantly hit on me and flirt with me
>have shrugged off or awkwardly laughed off every advance because he's my bro

honestly i cant even tell him either because it would just start shit so i just have to brush it off when it happens

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I discovered my mom was going on a bunch of sex hookup sites while she was still with my dad behind his back, while snooping on the family computer. She met up with a bunch of guys and I put a keylogger on the computer and went through her accounts. She had a bunch of pics of her doing a bunch of degrading shit with guys, like bondage and gang bangs and shit. Very confusing faps were had. I never told anyone. Too much shame. Still jerk off to the idea of her being a huge slut, for some reason. I don't know why, it makes me horny and angry at the same time. And she acts like she's Martha Stewart or something in her day to day life.

she's just a whore. cheated on my dad a couple times. my dad's a weak faggot and keeps taking her back.

>Had an affair with best friend's mom
>His younger sister is actually my kid
>No one else knows

Regret it desu senpai

Damn what a braphog does she look like that

Mine is pure and only sexed my dad

I have nothing to contribute but I'm probably going to be a pure mom and only do sexual things with my current S.O for the rest of my life desu

Yeah keep telling him that roastie

I really don't want to derail the thread but I'm actually asexual so. I don't want to explain my situation in case of derailing the thread so that's enough from me in this thread

>ROBOTED
hot desu

Mine is a slutty whore but in all the wrong ways.

My parents have been together for 27 years. I still ended up fucked up.

my mum is a hyper-conservative catholic, she gets mad guilt over saying the word "crap"

28yrs old and im still trying to undo the christian guilt bullshit she put into me (took me so long to feel comfortable fucking girls)

i cant even imagine my parents kissing.. so basically no

Yeah she was always banging chads