THE FUCKING STATE OF (((AMERICAN))) "MAN"

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THE FUCKING STATE OF (((AMERICAN))) "MAN".
HAHAHAHHAAHHHA

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>receding hairline
>thick black glasses
>pubic facial hair
>dark brown eyes
that dude never stood a chance anyway

This is your body on onions

how fucking pathetic can you be? i'd rather stay a wizard than be stuck sucking fermented toxoplasmosis cum out of this relic

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I doubt they have sex life.
What a fate...

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She's getting more pussy than he is.

I know we're meming and all but having your own bed is /comfy/

Looks like a younger Chelsea CLinton, I'd fuck the shit out of her

maybe she likes spending time with the BLACKED Panther

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>That face
>That hairline
>His name is Zack

Dude never stood a chance, potential future incel terrorist

No it not. You are supposed to sleep with your woman. Not so that she "doesn't fuck jamal" as autist here may say. But because thats how things are. If you can't sleep together than you are not supposed to live together

>dark brown eyes
>literally the eye color of every civilization that puts women in their place

I have a hard time identifying this a soiboy trait

This. As a hot sleeper i much prefer my own bed

what is it with niggers and pitbulls

In the 50s men and women slept in seperate beds.

>postize.com/woman-prefers-cat

This is sad imo. There is nothing better than cuddling with a soft female body and slowly drifting off to sleep. Idk relaxing as fuck and great for mental well being, seems like lost intimacy. I would have said no to this whole scenario.

Meanwhile the average north mexican man fucks this in a daily basis and forces her to have 8 children.

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That chick is really cute for 32

>even decorating their own rooms with zack putting up pokemon posters in his

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and people call Physiognomy pseudo-science...

> Burgers are actually this stupid

People didn't sleep in different beds, dumbass. It was a tv trope because sleeping in the same bed was considered lewd

He'd be decent if his hairline wasn't receding.

Only kids/teenagers did.

If you couldn't fill your bed with a woman by 18 you were considered a genetic dead end.

i'd rather not share my bed if possible
also i snore loud

>postize.com/woman-prefers-cat

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Nice manjaw, roastie

yeah honestly at this point just shave it all off

what wouldn't a Dane fuck...

>mfw genetic dead end

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Too much I Love Lucy bud

>18 months later, they’ve even decorated their own rooms, with Zack putting up Pokemon posters while Holly went for pink décor.

Jesus. Mods ain't joking aroun on Jow Forums no more. Hello there r9k

>he's not aware of the III book of salem appareance solcery.
Man...make up. wake up.

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>postize.com/woman-prefers-cat
the guy is 26, the girl is 32,
the guy is a tv producer and wakes up early everyday
the girl stays up till 3am with the cat

i'd say it makes sense, the girl and the cat have more in common
they both stay home all day and lay around and are given a place to stay and fed by a human

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>not wanting a lazy pure virgin homewife gf who would just cuddle and jizz around all day.
Honestly letting womens work is kinda cucked

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If she let me fuck her once a week, I'd sleep in a different room and pay all the bills and not really have a problem with it.

i get that, Its good to be able to provide for your woman, and she can take care of the kids......

but this bitch is over 30
she is 6 year older then the guy

the have been dating for 3 years

this girl was 29 when they met

she was not a pure virgin

this dude is kinda cucked


I bet she had taken a tleast

I bet she had taken atleast a dozen cocks before they met

No joke here but I do not recommend sleeping in the same bed with a girl unless the temperature is cold.
Women's bodies are retarfedly warm.

Like it's ridiculous. There thighs, stomachs, breast they feel like they're 100 F
Which is nice in a cold environment but God damn fuck that in the spring or summer.

Also it's hard to even sleep with them because I'll just get horny by making physical contact. Even on days where we've already had sex.

Sure the feeling is nice but it's not something you want to be around everyday. I say this as somebody who is now an incel.

white girls fuck dogs (and cats)
original

Ummm boys, they are evolving. Are we witnessing the birth of the nu-female?

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this is a test.

cucked basedboy

kuked basedboi

onions shrinks your dick

drinking soi milk will give you bitch tits