Femanons why are you still anal virgin?

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Because I've never even been kissed so how would I have had anal.
Also anal is painful and degrading.

>Also anal is painful and degrading.

You gonna love it

Trust me even after trying to stretch it out some ass holes just stay tiny.

Brb going to ask my man to ram me in the ass

Was it rape? Or are you saving your vaginal virginity for marriage?

Did it hurt?

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Even the tiniest assholes are capable of shitting massive logs without trouble. In order to insert something in your anus, all you need to do is use lube and pretend you're taking a shit - push out / squeeze in exactly the same way.

Yes but poop isn't hard like a fucking dick aaaand it comes out, we're talking about how painful it is inserting. Since u want to act like u know it all but have ZERO experience like 90% of the rest of the Jow Forums dick riderz why don't you go try it than let us know huh?

Wanting to put your ass in someone's shitbox when a beautiful vagina is right next-door is a clear sign of mental illness.

I already have enough problems to try and get ass cancer thanks

>Wanting to put your ass in someone's shitbox
Is there porn for that?

Why would women do it other that for some sense of obligation or selflessness?
They don't have a prostate, so they can't enjoy it like faggots.
Also it's the poop hole. You can use their mouth, and their vagina. I, for one, could survive with vaginal intercourse in the missionary position as long as the woman is attractive and tight.

Nope. I've used makeshift dildos in an attempt to reach a prostate orgasm. Of course I was controlling the size and pace, but it never really hurt. Unfortunately I couldn't get the pgasm to work either. Waste of time and effort imo.

>Because I don't have a prostate.

The lining between vagina and anus is very thin so stuff in your ass stimulates your vegana

Yes, but it doesn't stimulate the right part of the vagina (lower front wall). Not to mention it doesn't stimulate the clit.

I tried to let my bf fuck me anally but we had to stop, it hurt too much even with lube. His cock is a normal length but very thick and it was so painful that I just had to tap out. He was disappointed but okay with it I let him do whatever he wants with me most of the time

Yeah but the wrong side. And either way doing it vaginally in the first place is easier still.

I'd rather take a guy's anal virginity. Prostate play is hot as hell but I get nothing from my own butt.

Sometiimes you need to fuck her in the ass give the vagina a break from being the only hole to pound

Never pounded a woman's mouth/throat. Granted it's not the hardest pounding, but you can't really pound an anus either.
And really the vagina can take some really fucking hard poundings, so unless you're jackhammering for an hour there really shouldn't be an issue.

>pounding
>holes
Something tells me you're not very sexually experienced.

Had sex 8 times in 1 day. Proof the vagina will need a break.

So Pffffftttttttt

You can definitely get sore from being fucked too much, especially if the guy is big. It is usually not a problem for me but I've definitely needed a break in the past

Agreed.
Doesn't mean to go for the ass though.

You get fucked up when your cervix get pounded.

it was horrible - not painful but just really degrading, admittedly cried for the whole night after >.

I don't get it why men like anal.
Vaginas are made to be fucked.
Stop being closet-fags.

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You guys are literally fucking shitholes.

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See the post above, that's the appeal. It's a domination thing. Physically it the sex itself doesn't feel as good but there's always a psychological aspect to sex and having a girl submit something so humiliating for you and even learning to enjoy it is hot.

nobody does anal because its easier, its for people that want a change of pace.

Why would I change something to make things worse?

anal isnt worse, its just different. it just depends on finding the right butt; my girlfriend has an amazingly clean anus (dont know how she does it) and we do anal every once in a while and have very rarely come across anything brown.

last time we did it i was just massaging her back and teasing for a while until she was good and wet, fingered her a bit then use the same juices as lube to slip one finger then two into her butt to work her open and get things wet on the inside. she got a little uncomfortable so i puled my fingers out and we had some standard missionary sex to get back in the mood. after 10 minutes or so i pulled my dick out and pushed it lower to tease her. she was apprehensive but a little push and it slid right in, no lube required besides her regular vaginal fluids.

I'm talking about worse for the girl.

some girls are into it, others will just accept it, some hate it. there are plenty of nerve endings around the anus that are stimulated and anal still puts a lot of pressure on sensitive areas inside the vagina, including the areas around the cervix you cant get to as easily going straight in.

plus if you are going doggy style you can reach around and rub her clitoris, which is harder to do in vaginal sex.

Still sounds considerably worse than normal vaginal penetration. Dunno, I'm obviously not an expert because I've never tried anal. Just seems very counterintuitive.

worse isnt the right term id use, especially if everything goes well having anal.

why would you stick your dick in a shallow hole filled with teeth and a powerful jaw when there is a perfectly good vagina a few feet away? its just for when you want some different. rectums are tight around the opening but very smooth and soft on the inside, once you are in there if feels very accommodating with lots of soft tissue on all sides, there is no hard pubic bone in the way you need to work around.

Presumably because there's more stimulation to be done with the mouth, more control there. But I don't know, I don't have a dick.

Back when I had a gf, she enjoyed anal sex more because of her small cervix.

my gf is a terrible at oral, i dont think my dick is particularly large but she can barely get past the head and her jaw gets sore from doing it too long. plus i need to hold completely still otherwise her teeth will start rubbing against some very sensitive skin and ruin the moment. at least with anal we can both enjoy it once you get past the initial penetration and you have more options when it comes to speed and positions.

that makes sense, if the girl isnt particularly deep anal would give you full penetration without bottoming out and ramming up against a cervix, plus you would still be rubbing up against a lot of sensitive parts of the inner vagina.

Anal is overrated anyway. My wife loves doing it and I fuck her in the ass once or twice a month.

I personally don't know what the fuss is about. I'd pick pussy over ass any day.

>loves it
>once or twice a month
Wut

Im not gonna lie once you get comfortable anal is amazing
Only cons are you constantly feel like you have to take a shit after and gas

I recently let my young big dick fwb fuck me in the ass, I was cumming so much

prostate owners need not apply.

also i should note that if you arnt using a condom its extremely important to wash your dick and -go pee- after doing anal to rinse yourself out. even if everything went well and there is no poop dick there is plenty of bacteria in the rectum that you dont want hanging out inside your urethra.

OH but I am not

I once fucked a girl in the ass and she said there was blood in her shit the day after

I told her I was really sorry

I wasn't

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I would only agree to anal if my bf was also okay with anal.

But then ofc if he agrees to that he is a fag and I would have to dump him.

>circular female logic

Oh yes, yes you are

I'm so tired of this anal bullshitting, female vaginal orgasm or any type of fucking "orgasm" that happens without the clitoris.

I call this fucking bullshit and women brainwashing themselves there's this magical land where anal only orgasms exist or squirting is an actual thing but not pee needs to be fucking torture to death for promoting so much anal torture to other women who feel there's something wrong with them because they cannot achieve this no matter what.

I'm going to fucking rip your cunt and asshole appart and see if that will make you cum.

Maybe i'll create the bloody anus fetish and tell all my girlfriends that's the only way to cum.

I fucking blame you for giving any single guy i date a fucking anal fetish.

fucking eat my shit you cunts.

Kind regards,
your fucking girlfriend

One true sign of an idiot is to deem everything outside one's own experience to be impossible.

because that's my brap hole

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>i don't like something therefore nobody else should
hi tumblr

I'll answer that for all of them.

They aren't.

>Kind regards,
>your fucking girlfriend

>your girlfriend

Really?

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we're animals, go figure

Femanon, I want to fuck your ass.
Hard and deep.

I'll let you bite down on my hand if it hurts too much.

Implying girls can be robots. GTFO NORMIE

I've never even held hands with someone let alone have anal sex. I would do anal with my husband, but no one will ever marry me so it's irrelevant.

>no one will ever marry me
Why's that?

>but chad will never marry me so it's irrelevant
ftfy

>tfw you will never hear a fembot whimper as you force your cock into her ass
>tfw you will never hold her close and comfort her as you thrust into her tight little asshole

You can keep saying that but is not tru

I have both a bumhole and a vagina that I was born with. Mai chromosomes are xx

'''Twas rape mon frer

Duh. I was also 8 and did not want to do that even one bit so obviously not relaxed. Bled. Can't even go back there mentally

Still want to do anal in the future though

>sticking your dick in any human orifice
oral is the closest thing to not being disgusting

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you liked it. origami

I'm a wizard. I'm beyond the wall. Not that it matters, I've always been ugly.

>>but chad will never marry me so it's irrelevant
Yeah, that must be the problem. I only want Chad.

>Still want to do anal in the future though

At least you're not a quitter.
I want to fuck your ass.

>I'm a wizard

>ywn fuck magical anus

back to >>>/lolcow/ with you, no one else is this butthurt (kek) about buttsex

Femanon, I know it isn't fun for you.
I know it doesn't feel good.

That's why I want to do it to you.

cause it's gay, even for women

the fact that I will never know this feel hurts so so much

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Jow Forums thread about women doing anal and five posts in we are already talking about prostate orgasms, everyone kill yourselves please

>tfw her anus squeezes your cock so tight you can't cum properly

The human anorectal region is anatomically and physiologically unsuited for large, vigorous insertions.

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>the Anal Avenger

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