Why can't I have Charles Bonnet syndrome to have a bf? If I can't get a real one, then hallucination will do

If you can't get a boyfriend why not become the boyfriend yourself?

>Stop making fun of me.
Never. But seriously, I think those pictures will help you get a few more suitors to pick from.

I can't hug myself. And my own warmth is just not enough.
>But seriously, I think those pictures will help you get a few more suitors to pick from.
No, if anything, they proved my ugliness.

Jannu you got a throwaway email or something?

>No, if anything, they proved my ugliness.
Everyone thought you were cute. Even confused my penis. Also just in time to prove my point

post your discord maybe we can talk a bit??

I've never seen his pictures posted but ive posting in these threads for a while. he seems like a decent enough person and I was looking for someone to talk to over email

Everyone in this thread should kill themselves. Funny how on a board full of losers and weirdoes you still manage to stand out as the most degenerate.

>Everyone thought you were cute.
This is noise/lies/etc.

Some excerpts:
>Jannu a CUTE! A CUTE!!!
>>tfw you will never be this cute
>Qt though

No Jannu, YOU are the noise/lies/etc.

let me see your cock, jannu

Attached: 1481510072287.jpg (540x542, 21K)

why do you ignore people who ask you for a discord/email

No, I'm the beacon of truth.
The first one doesn't even bother to at least not misgender me. Personally, it's not a big deal to me but it shows that the person lacks basic qualities like courtesy or/and compassion.
The second person probably knows nothing about me. Those random requests tend to come from people who know nothing about me and then I have to go through all those awkward explanations because I'm always too much of a chicken to just delete them.

gotta talk to people to know them, you know nothing about them either you pussy

Why are you here again?

Oerigan

sorry, didn't mean to offend you. I'm not used to talking to trans people

>tfw ywn kiss Jannus pouty slav mouth

>sorry, didn't mean to offend you
No offense taken.
I don't mind getting to know people, but only if they know whatever they are getting into beforehand. Like I said, I'm very afraid of an awkward situation where I'll have to explain everything.

I know of your situation well enough, you are mtf and think you are really ugly, that's it right?

>that's it right?
Yea, that covers some of it. Not just "ugly" though.

care to tell me more?

What do you even want to know though?

anything you want to tell me, I'm probably lonelier than you all the time

Attached: 1445001619594.gif (700x700, 92K)

>misgender
fuck off leftie, and I thought you're a cool tranny, Jannu

Like I said, it's not a big deal to me. I'm as right-wing as you can get, but I want some respect at least. It's just a common sense.

>I'm probably lonelier than you all the time
You think so? Last time I spoke to someone who wasn't a cashier/member of my family was in August.

>tfw no Jannu tradwife to cook me eggs in the morning in an apron
>tfw no Jannu tradwife to give a black eye before I go to work for overdoing my eggs

I haven't gone out for anything besides workout since mid last year

i'd be your bf but even DISGUSTING AVATARFAGGING TRANNIES dont want to date turbomanlets

>tfw no Jannu tradwife to give a black eye before I go to work for overdoing my eggs
Rude!

>tfw no Jannu tradwife to rush back home to during my lunch break to smack her hard on the bottom for watching anime instead of doing her chores when she thought I wouldn't find out

Please don't make me feel even more ashamed than I already am!

Attached: 1509644488718.jpg (621x396, 28K)

pleeeassse just post contact info, it'll do you good

>tfw no Jannu tradwife to give 5 lashes to when I get home because she hasn't finished the cleaning yet
>tfw no Jannu tradwife to cuddle afterwards anyway because I love her

You certainly know how to push my buttons, don't you?

Attached: 1501610942262.jpg (1920x1080, 179K)

Cock dot li

Make a throwawail email post it here

someone says something you don't like just ghost them and forget about it

Are you trying to be entertaining with those "I wish had a mental illness" posts?

Yup. You've given us a clear instruction manual already. Have you seen that anime by the way? It's good.

Do you want to talk or... what?
Because I suck at making conversations, honestly.

I wanna see your cock and you stroking it

I suck at those too thats why I don't do discord. Much easier to write a letter once a week

>You've given us a clear instruction manual already
N-no, I don't think Iever did.
>Have you seen that anime by the way? It's good.
Yea, I did, it was pretty fun.

>N-no, I don't think Iever did.
Every one of your lewd masochist threads were just you giving us a shopping list of your kinks and fantasies.

Does this picture remind you of anyone, btw?

Attached: kashima.png (845x557, 835K)

>Every one of your lewd masochist threads
They were made by impostors!
>Does this picture remind you of anyone, btw?
Eh? No, not really.

>They were made by impostors!
They were made by noisers/liars/etcers. In other words, by a depraved dirty minded slut named Jannu.
>Eh? No, not really.
Let's see..
>short haired girl
>tall
>man pointing to her skirt in shock
>surrounded by huge crowds of adoring fans
Ringing any bells yet?

>In other words, by a depraved dirty minded slut named Jannu.
Wait what?!! I can't be a slut! I'm the epitome of purity!
>Ringing any bells yet?
Kuso, I knew it. I'm not THAT tall!

>I'm the epitome of purity!
Sigh. This is noise/lies/etc. Some of the things you wrote in those impure threads made me sick to the stomach.
>I'm not THAT tall!
5'8 is like male basketballer tier. Super tall. It's over for you Jannu, you'll always be the most mega ultra heighthon on the market.

>This is noise/lies/etc.
But I've never even kissed anyone!
>Some of the things you wrote in those impure threads made me sick to the stomach.
Why?!!
>5'8 is like male basketballer tier. Super tall. It's over for you Jannu, you'll always be the most mega ultra heighthon on the market.
;_;

>Some of the things you wrote in those impure threads made me sick to the stomach.
SAME

>But I've never even kissed anyone!
Your thoughts are dirtier than any deed could ever be.
>Why?!!
I'm a pure man of morals. My untainted eyes can't bare to look at you begging for the leash, begging to be smacked and fucked raw and hard by a strong dominant man.

>Your thoughts are dirtier than any deed could ever be.
Well, maybe s-some of them, but thoughts =/= actions!!!
>My untainted eyes can't bare to look at you begging for the leash, begging to be smacked and fucked raw and hard by a strong dominant man.
I've never done anything of the sort! Please believe me!

>but thoughts =/= actions!!!
Thoughts will become actions as soon as you hop on that Chad cock, you disgusting animal.
>I've never done anything of the sort!
Lies. Every day a Jannu thread. Oh please tie my up. Oh please whip me. Oh please fuck me until I pass out. Oh please pull my hair. Oh please put me completely under your control because I'm tiny and weak and am just a plaything for a big strong man like you. Oh, tfw no dom bf.

>Thoughts will become actions as soon as you hop on that Chad cock, you disgusting animal.
Why would I even do that?!!
>Every day a Jannu thread.
Not every day!
>Oh please tie my up. Oh please whip me. Oh please fuck me until I pass out. Oh please pull my hair. Oh please put me completely under your control because I'm tiny and weak and am just a plaything for a big strong man like you. Oh, tfw no dom bf.
This is noise/lies/impostors/etc.

>Why would I even do that?!!
It's not up to you. You belong to Chad and he'll you whenever he fucking wants you. Got it?
>Not every day!
Sorry, every day FIVE Jannu threads, since that's the maximum the website allows you to post.
>This is noise/lies/impostors/etc.
Then are you saying you don't want that stuff?

>It's not up to you. You belong to Chad and he'll you whenever he fucking wants you. Got it?
But I never even crushed on Chad! All my crushes were normal guys!
>Sorry, every day FIVE Jannu threads, since that's the maximum the website allows you to post.
This is noise/lies/etc.
Just so you know, I can have 5 active threads per BOARD, not entire Jow Forums. And lately I made only 3 threads within last 24 hours. See? Not that much.
>Then are you saying you don't want that stuff?
Uum... it's not that simple, you know! Maybe if only someone asks me for it...

>All my crushes were normal guys!
You're into normies? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>And lately I made only 3 threads within last 24 hours. See? Not that much.
See image.
>Maybe if only someone asks me for it...
Beating around the bush. How cute.

I'm sleepy now, so I can't play with you any more. Make sure to limit yourself to only 10 threads per day though.

Attached: 1522008062852.jpg (239x227, 24K)

Tell us about your crushes, Jannu

>You're into normies? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well, can't say there were complete normalfags, but not Chad tier either!
>See image.
It's not that much!
>Make sure to limit yourself to only 10 threads per day though.
I've never made so many!

look up tulpa and have fun cuz its ur best option trust me shit works way too well it scared me

Attached: download (3).jpg (900x750, 47K)