One chance at life

>one chance at life
>born an ugly 5'0 indian
>already blading at 21

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God made you that way cuz he just loves you so much. Better not kill yourself or he's gonna torture you because he loves you~

Hottie with a body

1. Get fit
2. Shave head
3. Get tight midget pussy

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>1. Get fit
"manlets, when will they learn"
>3. Get tight midget pussy
>implying short girls don't go after 6'0+ 10x than regular roasties

Just shave it off you disgusting curry muncher. Are you a Muslim? If so go jump off a bridge you disgusting paki

1. A fit manlet is better than a fat manlet, no matter the circumstances.
3. I'm not talking about short girls, I'm talking about midgets, faggot

>ugly indian
You're repeating yourself.

The numbers don't work out, then. There are at least hundreds of manlets to ever legit midget.

But none of those manlets have the advice of the MAGICIAN MAN.
Nobody's talking about a plan to release the manlets from their plight, I'm talking about a plan to release this specific robot from his plight.

Yes, but what I'm saying is he will have to be better than hundreds of other ugly manlets. Those aren't good odds, especially since he's on a mongolian paper-folding forum.

That's implying all those manlets are doing what I recommended, which I can assure you - they don't.
Do you have a better idea?

Lol dude you're a manlet? Stop complaining bro, my 4'8" friend fucks 10/10 literally every day, sure tall guys make more money, live longer, and scientific research has proven height is the #1 most important physical trait to women, but lol it doesn't fucking matter bro. Stop making excuses and pull yourself up from your bootstraps!

I would still be short, ugly and indian

Murder a tall guy in his sleep and take his legs. It wont fool anyone but he will get conjugal visits in prison.

There are two things to do in your situation:
- wallow in despair and self pity
- do something about the things you have influence on

I'll do the first since they both have the same outcome but the first one doesn't take effort

How the fuck would you know the outcome of the 2nd option if you've only tried the first?

Because people hate ugly, short and indian guys

people hate whiny little bitches far more
better kill yourself, my dude.

look manlet, everything in this world is judge SOLELY on your height. No amount of self improvement/money will change the fact that people only remember THAT short guy.

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Ow friend I think I cut myself on that very sharp edge.

not being edgy, you sad faggot.
just looking out for you. if you don't want option 2, you might as well kill yourself, save yourself a lot of trouble and sadness.

You beat like a billion sperm tho

Kill yourself,maybe your Buddha will make you a Chad in the next life

it's never too early user

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Why don't you become a yogi and bang hippie chicks?

We pajeets don't look good with a shaved head

Aside from not being born female.
>hate dogs
>allergic to cats
>bunnies shit everywhere and die easy

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>Get fit
>Shave head
Nigga you stupid or what ? OP is a pajeet.

Just get a gf OP it will make you feel better.

Nice bait you retard.

ye but its not as bad as the aboriginal girl who poster here a while i go, i truly feel sorry for her man. Your just a cuck pajeet just get really swole so ur like a cute lil swolellet

shit bait. 3/10

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