How the fuck could he sign this? Look at this shit:
>Section 3 (b) Adult male virgins MUST register with their local Police Department within 60 days of their 18th birthday or face incarceration
>Section 5 (e) Adult male virgins are required to submit to both random and monthly psychological evaluations with a licensed councilor
>Section 11 (g) Adult male virgins are required to wear Incel Designation and Identification Armsbands to ensure that the public is aware of their status
This is unbelievable. How is this even constitutional?
>ok user before i register you as an incel i just want to know about our regular sexual contact adviser scheme.. >basically we can reverse your status if you attend supervised dates with me as well as having full intercourse >...i guess it's kind of like i would be girlfriend
>Section 9 (f) In the unlikely event that an adult male virgin engages in coitus, it must be witnessed by no less than two authorized medical professionals for verification
Have fun getting your bone on in front of strangers.
Anthony Ross
>In the unlikely event that an adult male virgin engages in coitus, it must be witnessed by no less than two authorized medical professionals for verification Can one of them be the person I'm boning? I'm asking, since I have some gbp saved up, and my Mommy is a nurse.
Luis Lee
Executive orders do not work that way.
Parker Harris
>Autistschwitz I am afraid
Dominic Davis
How will they determine that I am a virgin? Will it be my appearance? Will they collect qualitative data? Is there a weenie scanner that can tell if it has touched a vagina? How??
The Oval Office, ya brainlet. This is just the start. Soon they'll be shipping all you undesirables off to camps and ghettos. Then we'll have a pure race of Chads and Stacey's.
Who do you think is REALLY behind this? Barron wants his spot among the Chads.
Dylan Phillips
Don't worry, all the questions are standardized. If your friends have taken it they can help. Remember, don't hoverhand during the physical touch part of the exam, don't stutter, and for the love of god don't peacock or neg. Both techniques might work but they screen for PUA methods anyway because they know virgins are their greatest subscribers.
Grayson Wilson
>tfw CHADACT became real
Zachary Russell
Eventually we'll have a Night of the Long Dicks which is when we'll purge those like Barron and consolidate Chad power.
Jace Martin
HAHAHAHA LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE AMERICANS The EU is considering the absolute opposite, soon virgins in Europe will be considered high class citizens. Just look at this: >Section 2(c)Male virgin citizens that are exceeding the age of 21 will be offered free assessment by state-paid stylists and nutritionists >Section 6(a) all travel expenses for travels with the purpose of coitus will be covered by the state, up to a maximum of 5000 euros. >Section 6 (j) All restaurants are to provide a free of charge fine meal to any virgin that you enter the place for the purpouse of a date
What executive order is this...? I don't see any fucking proof in this thread and honestly why would I? This is the most autistic bait I've seen in ages
I hope you guys know this is fake.. The United States would decend not into Civil War, but a damn Coup. This would come from both Liberal and Conservative sides.
Also the Incel thing will blow over. Just like mass shootings. I predict an "innocent" black guy is going to get shot by a Law Enforcement Officer. The news is in cycles to fit a narrative. Just don't talk about it and it will blow over. Wait until the day of Civil War II: "Electric Meme's Boogaloo" Edition. Greetings from Jow Forums.
Henry Murphy
It's on the front page of r/news. Check out reddit, it's all they're talking about.
Joshua Hughes
FUCKFUCKFUCK I ordered a realdoll the other day and I think it might have been confiscated as evidence of virginity. What can I do? Are they going to arrest me?
Bentley Gomez
typical eurocucks giving terrorists free stuff
Dylan Robinson
>I hope you guys know this is fake Check FOX News and then tell me it's fake
Caleb Ward
>The United States would decend not into Civil War, but a damn Coup. This would come from both Liberal and Conservative sides
>implying the incel menace isn't an issue of national security
Gabriel Scott
>Jow Forums might actually meme the dumbest reason to start a civil war in the history of the world into existence
Dominic Carter
The survey questionnaire includes past sexual history with a required minimum of 3 confirmed references.
Your local department of health personnel will assign cases to trained counselors who will follow up on each loss of virginity confirmation application. It's a fairly simple process, they just review your case and call up a sample of at least 3 references to confirm the date and type of sexual activity with your previous partners.
If you score too low on the survey, or the office fails to receive confirmation from your references, your case may be denied or flagged for further review.
Liam Perez
YES FUCKING YES PLEASE
Jaxson Thomas
Gov will have to start a free prostitute service for all incels as it is going to be labeled a disability and you can get neetbux for it.
Jayden Ramirez
FUCKING HELL I ALREADY FUCKING SAW A THREAD LIKE THIS BEFORE SHITS FUCKED MAN. WHERE DO I GET OFF THIS WILD RIDE.
Cooper Morris
This is Murica, not some commie shithole. No gibs for you.
Carter Ward
I want a police officer lady to be my gf. Mandatory police gfs for all incels and robots!
Adrian Powell
These fuckers made it up. President did nothing wrong.
>Section 7 (i) Adult male virgins are forbidden from owning or viewing violent media including movies, television programs, and video games
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Jaxon Moore
>hey guys I did it! >I spotted the joke!
have some gold fellow 4channer
I wish I could upvote twice!
Ian Collins
dubs for double spacing
Ethan Parker
I bet I can unironically pass all of those.
Jack Hill
>he doesn't understand subtlety No matter what happens somebody will call it bait.
Jacob Fisher
>all registered male virgins are required to go through an rigorous 18 month background check period to gain a permit to initiate verbal contact with women.
Section 92 (g) - Male virgins over the age of 30 will abide by restrictions similar those applied to sexual offenders and will need to notify their neighbors of their virginity status in person within 30 days of moving to a new place of residence.
Jackson Ward
I can feel my anxieties kicking just imagining this.....
>implying I would voluntarily initiate contact with women
Jason Johnson
>failure to voluntarily initiate contact with women is now part of clause 69420g6: misdemeanor sexual misconduct >should the perpetrator fail to initiate contact after the victim has given him appropriate signals (definition of which is at the victim's disgression), he will be treated under section 69420g6 Addendum >section 69420g6, sub clause VII: >the victim's intentions are not considered as admissible in court >"bro she was obviously on a dare, look - chad is over there filming and laughing his ass off" does not constitute a valid defense.
This is fucking bullshit. Who is going to cure my virginity if they have to go through the embarrassment of two doctors watching her? Not even a fem"""bot""" is that depraved.
David Wright
A paid professional. You know porn stars, whores and strippers exist, right?
Easton Gonzalez
>oh the flirt test? That was so easy you won't need to study for it. Just be yourself, and you'll pass :)
I think this is one big set up. They're deliberately making life harder for Incel-Americans to provoke us into further acts of violence so they have an excuse to put us down once and for all.
Daniel Jones
The clitoris doesn't exist. I know, I've seen a fanny before, and there' s nothing there.
Ayden Peterson
Good luck in the Incel Gulag user.
Ryder Peterson
we're gonna have a police force full of mega powerful virgins who have finally obtained wizardry.
y'all filth don't even know how screwed the minorities are
>Section 7(c) In the event that the female administering the incel cure via intercourse has been persuade or coerced via legal US tender, the session will be rendered null and the male virgin will be fined up to $250,000 and face up to 15 years in prison
No way I'm risking it with cash or favors, and most girls are too fucking stupid to know how to take crypto. My life is a good as over when this act passes.
Jonathan Powell
>Section 127 (h) - Adult male virgins are forbidden from consuming animated or drawn media of Japanese origin. This includes, but is not limited to: >Japanese animated videos (anime) >Japanese comic books (manga) >Drawn Japanese pornagraphic materials (hentai) >Registered adult male virgins shall have their media consumption monitored by the Social Norms Enforcement Agency (SNEA). Should an adult male virgin be found to have consumed such material they will be arrested and sent to a state sponsored and approved education and rehabilitation center.
Elijah Torres
Th-thanks Chad. I didn't know what to do there. Please don't go in my room during your party tonight. Thanks. I'm sorry.
Already I'm living on the Incel Archipeligo living on my island and only having the vaguest of contact from other incels. youtube.com/watch?v=63NG7LbBRA4 >peterson looks a bit like Patrick Bateman here
Brody Jones
If you promise to call once in a while and make me dinner, I welcome this.
Isaac Lee
>Section 29(b) Adult virgins do not have legal capacity. As such, they cannot pass contracts, have no standing to sue. However, they are still responsible in civil and criminal matters. >Section 29(b-1) Adult virgins can be represented before courts of law by: (a) a parent or grand parent (b) sisters and brothers (c) nieces and nephews (d) a virgin defender.
>Section 29(c) Each county shall appoint a virgin defender, whose task is to legally act on behalf of Adult virgins when needed, to protect their interests, and to defend them in civil and criminal actions. Public defenders are elected each year by the Adult virgin population of each country. Public defenders must not be virgins.
>Section 29(d) Adult virgins cannot: (1) hold any university degree (2) pass any state or federal exams, such as the Bar exam or any exam to enter a federal agency academy (3) earn more than 1,500$ a month (4) be a police officer, a sheriff deputy, a Park ranger, a Paramedic.
>Section 34(e) When an Adult virgin has not demonstrated any significant progress in his social developments 12 months after the violation of any section of the Incel Registration Act, he shall be kept in a chastity cage supervised by a female deputy from the County Sheriff's Office. Releases are at the discretion of the deputy tasked with the chastity operations (known as the Sheriff's Deputy Chastity Operator).
Christopher Scott
all jokes aside, brit bongia is literally 1984 what in the FUCK happened to that great land
James Rogers
Wait what if you already have a degree when this goes into effect? I got my masters a year ago.
Caleb Flores
Section 1 (a) - Recognizing the biological fact that humans are a sexual species and sexual relations are a basic function of human nature, the definition of "human" shall hereby be clarified to exclude post puberty persons who have failed to utilize their natural sexuality (ie virgins). Thus, post puberty virgins, being non-huan, are no longer afforded the rights and protections granted by the Bill of Rights and other Constitutional Amendments.
Oliver Bennett
>Section 29(e) Any degree held by an Adult virgin obtained before this law may be kept by its holder, provided he follows three classes in the nearest community college at his expenses: Women and gender studies 101, Public speaking and social interactions, and one class of the Adult's virgin choice among those proposed by the community college in the fields of humanities. >Section 29(f) In any case, the degree, even kept, will not give access to any state or federal exam or profession.
Jayden Butler
>walk into virgin testing facility >cute girl is monitoring the exam >"You have 30 minutes to complete the test. Good luck!" >"Y-you too..."
