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Giz us the story then lad

He'll accidentally put himself in a situation where he's got no other choice than to commit suicide.

therapist cancelled 10 minutes before our appointment, said she was off sick
i was already in the taxi on the way there and couldnt just say "sorry mate, its off head back" cause id look like a twat so i just went all the way there, phoned a different taxi firm to take me home desu

what a waste of money

why and how did this posting start?

I like a nice dab, want pol to turn it into a new Nazi salute

>i was already in the taxi on the way there and couldnt just say "sorry mate, its off head back" cause id look like a twat

You could have said that. It's your fault that you didn't.

'ello lad.
Definitely thought the helpers were playing with a cat's cradle first off.

Wow can't wait to see you on Piers Morgan's life stories lad
xx

I killed a guy
when I saw a crane and thought I could drive it
ran over him
then I legged it

Dunno just started out of the blue

got to now

You should charge it to the therapists office lad, 10 minutes is not enough notice tbqhwy

What could the episode be titled lad?

what are you, my therapist origigig

morning lads. Just had a packet of rich teas and some peanut butter for din dins.

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Dabbing is the Roman salute of the 21st century. It belongs to NEET supremacists now.

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Just seen a lad on the train pick his nose and eat it.

Bit of a long shot lads but is anyone here a member of Soho House and can refer me?

Tasty din dins
Get a real dinner fren

See feel the HSE was too lenient

LGBT + 1

Christianity 0

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>morning
its almost 6pm

Boxing but I'm biased

morning. only been up a couple hours myself, and am off round to my sisters for takeaway in an hour.going to take it easy and have chicken and sweetcorn soup, chips and spring rolls. can just dip the chips and rolls in the soup

wtf im hindu now

Go fuck yourself you sodomite.

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>"user, hun! Come downstairs and say hello to our new lodgers. Aren't they wonderful? Maybe even girlfriend material hmmm? Aww sweetheart don't blush I was only teasing.
>Girls: *giggle*

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Enjoy your sisters vagina.

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did he just say gays are a mental illness
based reddit brah

eurgh/10

>lodgers
this isnt the good old days, people dont have lodgers anymore

Jeez. Knew he was fucked up but didn't know it was that bad. What a twat.

Who the fuck is named user? Is it short for something?

>Should i take up boxing or kickboxing?
kickboxing is more useful irl also I think you can punch in kickboxing unless it's muay thai

*points at her in the red*
why are you pointing at me
and i'm stood off a bit to the side, what are you all looking at?
*looks*
can't see it
MUM bitches be crazy

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I would just awkwardly say "alright" and go back upstairs.

>*takes out life insurance on them and then poisons their brekky*
>nothing personnel, kids...

Ha, I wish. We have two lodgers here.

have you seen your lodgers todgers?

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL IF HE SCORES A FEW MORE THEN ILL BE MUSLIM TOO

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>"user-kun! Come downstairs and say hello to our new lodgers. Aren't they wonderful? Maybe even girlfriend material hmmm? Aww sweetheart don't blush I was only teasing.
>>Girls: *Asian noises*

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>kickboxing is more useful irl

Kicking is dodgy in a street fight and Muay Thai lacks a lot of the technique of boxing. A guy who trained boxing for about 6 months would piss all over a Deano

No but they are probably pretty big seeing as they are from Ghana.

MO SALAH SALAH

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>"Hey user, you scurried off earlier without saying much, are you alright? Sorry I know we're sort of intruding but we're really not a bad bunch. My door's always open for you, I'd really like to be friends *smiles and touches your hand*. Well see you later I guess. Your mum was taking my friends out to town later so it's just you and me for the evening..."

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only gone and spunked into some ready brek and then ate it havent i lads

are they here for a marathon?

god if we had a lodger in the spare room of the house I would have locks on every door they dont need to go into

T boxingfag
Your sport is shit ufc is the future

>choker
>so much makeup its borderline clown tier
>shaved off eyebrows then drawn them back on

be gone wench

>implying she's not being nice to trick you

That sounds good yeah. Can I ask you something? You're very beautiful and feminine, but were you born a woman?

I'm going back to /POL you guys are too weird , later losers

>A guy who trained boxing for about 6 months would piss all over a Deano

Why would the same not apply to kick boxing? i am sure all you would really need is ok footwork to beat a deano.

nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=hQlP1we_1WA

what the fuck is a deano

>/POL
in abit dumb newfag

I like UFC too but a street fight isn't a ring, is it? Boxing is more efficient in a 1 on 1 but that's just my opinion.

did mum tell you about making me milkshake and Belgian waffles every time she goes out.
it's ok we can go over the rules later
kitchens behind you, she's off out in an hour so you've time to familiarise yourself with the lay out. waffle stuff is in the snack cupboard, not sure where the blender is
*wanders off*

A ex chav chad typr

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A Deano is a working class normie.

>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to look nice for you, I guess I'm not pretty enough though" *looks down at her feet*

>*blushes* "Uh-I-I... I'm a girl user. I don't want to lie to you but I don't want you to hate me. I'm a girl and that's what matters"

>"I'd love to make you treats user! *hee hee* I'll go make us some yummy waffles right now!"

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a confident generic working class lad. they can range from fat and ugly or good looking. think lad bible type lads

ive seen some really nasty porn of this dude

mom just told me off for beating up some lads in a parking lot haha im a madman

>I guess I'm not pretty enough though
what gave it away you fucking roastie

Whats with the gay rping?

CAN YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND STOP POSTING

>natalie
>gay
nigga you got some messed up way of thinking
she looks better than 90% of real chicks

Just remembered that the world cup is this year lads. Can't wait for the banter.

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OI
*karate chops you*
you leave muh waffle maker alone. at least wait till the first batch is done

>>

Muay Thai is a foundation of MMA but I personally wouldn't try to kick in a street fight. It's just my opinion but boxing is so much more suited to street fighting

Regular kickboxing is a meme.

Just remembered that the world cuck is this year lads.
Can't wait for the bulls.

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lTS COMING HOME

>we do football the best
>NO we do football the best
>NO WE do football the best
>NO WE DO FOOTBALL THE BEST
>NO WE DO FOOTBALL THE BEST

WOMEN ARE NEVER THIS NICE. STOP TRICKING MY WILLY. NOT EVEN TRANNYS ARE THIS NICE, SOURCE BRITFEEL.

Does a girl's penis taste different from a boys?

My sister's boyfriend and two of his mates just came to my flat to try to shit me up about the dog. Tried to threaten me with a beating.

I just said "The police know all about this, and there's CCTV on my street. You're a school teacher, what do you think will happen if you beat me?" Even better, my neighbour came out to find out what the problem was and saw them at my door talking shit.

They just slunk off. Fucking cunts.

what's that cat-ear hat thing?

so does Link, but i still want to full homo have his digital boipucc

pussy hat I think lid

Yeah, the hormones mess around with a lot of their physiology so their skin is softer and produces less sweat (less salty), plus it stops them from producing proper cum (sometimes stops them from ejaculating too) and instead they produce this clear, sweet tasting stuff similar to precum but not exactly. If a who has been on hormones for a long time starts 'leaking' this stuff it's basically a sign that she's cumming. (mtf orgasms aren't the explosive ones guys have, they're drawn out and less intense but still great for them overall).

>Regular kickboxing is a meme.

How come? i might get back into boxing but it means finding a new gym or going back to an old one. I didnt like my last gym, coaches were inconsistent and quite a lot of young lads of about 15 trained with us and i found them annoying.

>someone mentions football
>his first thought is about black men having sex

>ctrl + f (you)
>17 results

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It's just half arsed karate/tkd with very basic boxing techniques. Learn to box, lad

>nonce cartoons

Blacked is the first thing YOU noticed, lad. Stop projecting

>See these long muscly legs with more kinetic force than arms I wouldn't use them in a street fight, no put up your fisty cuffs

>chewing some gum

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