/r9gay/

less anime edition

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yay for less anime, boo for the generic models

fuck off faggots. you already have your own containment board

>Not Cowboys
Should have started this thread tbqh.

>gay without anime

wut?

>I have a similar problem I met someone and he's cool and I think we're friends but I'm afraid to message him and bother him. He already has a lot of other friends so I'm pretty pointless and he rarely messages me. I should forget about him I think.

>He already has a lot of other friends so I'm pretty pointless and he rarely messages me. I should forget about him I think.

I think I'm going to do this, I'm too much of a coward to talk about it and he already has friends, I'm just useless

gay and anime rhyme

First for a qt English bf

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I fucked my first man last night. AMA

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Is there anyone a little more mature that likes cats, reading, video games and very long conversations? I'll be your super nice friend.

Only 6 posts late
You in England too?

How do guys end up getting HIV?

I love all of those things user but for some reason I can only click with certain people. What kind of video games do you play?

Single player retro games, and some new titles here and there. I'm sorry

By fucking total strangers in public bathrooms.

That's rather vague. By retro do you mean Super Mario Bros or Goldeneye? Be more specific user, and what kind of books do you read? I'm only into fiction.

cowboy user from last thread here, i didn't get to respond to the other user. i forgot what you asked me though ;_;

I read both fiction and classical stuff. Retro games = NES/SNES era.

Ummm....how was it?

You seem kind of stuck up user. Do you think you're better than me because I don't play NES/SNES games? Or because I only read sci-fi/fantasy?

No, I think it's quite alright to have your favorites. Sorry if I came off as stuck up.

Noel please return to me.

>tfw no bf to kick me in the head until I go blind and develop epilepsy and to stomp on my hands and feet until they no longer work

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>tfw ywn have a bf to beat and abuse
Why me

Don't do it, you should talk to him. You don't want to lose a relationship for no reason.

there, now you're both happy

why am I still so miserable if I'm supposed to be happy

will do it if you're masc

im a dirty, lazy asshole
im not muscular or anything

it was a joke on someone else, please disregard

because you like being beat/beating people

well i expect it will take more than 5 minutes for you two to meat and start the abuse

Jeezus dude. I just want to kiss and cuddle not borderline kill someone.

>tfw no bf to waterboard until he is a clean clean boy

what
hvh srsly wat

>tfw no fren to talk about Chinese webnovels with and speak about theories in the fantasy series we both read

He already has friends, I am not needed and have nothing to bring him.
I'm surely really insecure but I feel like it's the thing to do, sometimes you're useless.

hey, i'm actually looking for a new series to start. any suggestions?

How do you know he doesn't appreciate you or like you? Just because he has other friends doesn't mean anything. You're just assuming things.

Oh he's a /FRIEND/
haha deleting my post right now and s!!

>tfw no bf to put on a Judas cradle to loosen him up for foot long dildos

I will happily kick you in your head until you stop posting here

I don't know, I just feel that I'm here only to fill the moment where his friend isn't here.
This is a really bad feeling, I am scared to talk about it with him. I will do my own thing and see if he wants to talk with me, otherwise I would just try to find other people to talk with.
I'm always scared when people I meet already have many friends

please seek help, you have bigger issues

What sort of fantasy you into?

>tfw no bf with extremely smelly feet to leave a trail of foot stink on the floor for me to sniff along like a dog with my eyes blindfolded

>less anime

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lately it's been mostly contemporary stuff and urban fantasy but I was thinking of starting the sword of truth recently except it's so long that i'm a little put off

I am not sure to understand, what kind of issues are you talking about?

this is exactly why I don't stop

>tfw no bf with extremely rancid feet that makes me sniff them until I gag and puke and then makes me eat the vomit from his feet

>tfw he doesn't then vomit at the sight of me vomiting and make me eat that vomit too, only to vomit all of the vomit up and lube my anus with it

what the fuck is going on in this thread
are you trying to make gays look bad? because there's no way you seriously desire what you're saying

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whom exactly are you referring to

they're looking for attention, just ignore it

I started buying one of those sword of truth as used books when I order new stuff. Only got two atm, will read once I have them all.
Urban.. read Dresden files? Think it's the only urban I've read. Not sure if Steelheart can count as urban, the series is more dystopian.

You have no idea how your desires can be twisted with the proper stimuli and predispositions

care to give an example, please?

Child rearing. Bam.

Is this general dead now or is everyone at school?

It's never super fast, usually gets busier later though as most are in the us

i'm here but no one is saying anything of value

Oh well then if you're such a great connoisseur of value why don't you be the first contributor?

nigga calm down, you think if I had anything of value i wouldn't have said it already?

Oh sorry, I was being intentionally inflammatory in a somewhat facetious (or should I say FECEtious, oho) way. Shitposting in the most literal sense of the word, really letting off some steam.

Tbh all I can think about is how upset I am. I feel worse than ever and I thought accepting my sexuality would help but now I know that I'm a disgusting closet case. I feel so alone.

>FECEtious,

that's the worst pun I've ever heard and it made me laugh but I won't give you the satisfaction

Too late. I am already satisfied. I thank you humbly.

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um, what is making you upset? I might have missed the start of the convo.

PS: being in the closet is not disgusting

give me a couple hours and ill talk about any suspicious characters on the bus.

damn you, you weren't supposed to see that

>less anime
fuck off

I hope you guys have been showing your gratitude

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How often do you guys masturbate? I've been doing it 5 times a day for a while now and it still feels great every time

I want to give birth to my boyfriend's child
I want him to inseminate me

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You forgot the number one rule of shitposting: we love abusing spoilers and we always make a point to read them.

shouldn't you be paying attention in class, you might miss something important

once or twice a week, the clean up is a pain and i'm not that horny right now anyway

Oh I just said that in response to "people not saying anything" comment so it is technically the start. I'm just upset with how things are, I'm not sure what to do about being closeted but I really really want a relationship. Also just a lot of personal things happening lately that's putting me on edge.

ah, i'm not well versed in the ancient arts user.

I wish boys could have children. This is unironically my fantasy.

Once a day, sometimes twice and always originally.

wanna talk about it? I'll listen if you're interested

I wish humans would stop reproducing.

Does anyone not read the spoilers?

>that will never happen to you, not even in your life time
:/

Do you have a throwaway email or Discord?

Well /someone/ has to have not. Otherwise what's the point?

>Meet a really cute guy on Grindr
>He wants to meet up and hang out
>No sex just talk and chill
>I haven't been outside in years and haven't brushed my teeth or taken a shower for even longer
I guess I'm just meant to be alone

dude just shower and brush your teeth. one wash and all of those years are washed away with it
I don't know what to do about the agoraphobia bit
can you meet him somewhere calm and secluded but not eerily so? like a park or something (is that weird for a first meet up?)

>Meet a really cute guy on Grindr
let's see his ass

i am, it's all year end review.
i can take a second to not talk about anything interesting

Sorry, not on discord. I thought you could say here but I suppose it's private. Maybe another user can help you

I'm confused? what was your end game going on Grindr? You had to know meeting up was gonna be on the table sooner or later

No, focus on the board. If you fail your exams I'm gonna punish you

I'm busy right now but I can talk to you about it later if you'd like. Discord is fine.

>ywn feel all your troubles and worries instantly dissolve when he cuddles you and nuzzles his head into your chest
>ywn just lie there for a while, not even needing to say anything, just idly stroking his hair and feeling utterly content in each others presence

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That's a lot of effort.
I was using it to prove to a friend that I wouldn't get any matches.

LOL so you lost to your friend by getting a match and you're about to lost again by not meeting the dude you matched with?

>tfw i will never do those things

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