Who here has a slutty mother

>no one has ever had sex with an older woman

>whats a work of fiction

no he needs them for his insomnia

He would stay up all night jacking off without the pills?

Are you craving her mcnuggies?

>there's Chads out there that get to fuck their mom, sisters, sexy aunties, cousins

Jesus Christ imagine fucking her in the ass doggystyle thrusting against those huge cheeks

>tfw not Chad
>tfw only got to bang mom but no other female relatives

Not fair, Chad gets them all.

>tfw really wanna fuck my mom
>tfw all I could think about when fucking my ex was my mom

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>at least he wasnt thinking of men
Be happy, nothing wrong with wanting to fuck family, its the strongest bond there is.

Id fuck my cousin if I got the chance. Shes got huge milkies. I used to masturbate and cum inside her swimsuits on family trips, shit felt good.

>has fucked his mom
>claims to not be a chad

>used to go over to my best friends house everyday afterschool to play xbox
>used to see his parents there every so often
>they divorce
>fast forward to the present
>still go over to his house every so often to hangout and sometimes drink
>his mom would constantly hit on me and flirt with me
>have shrugged off or awkwardly laughed off every advance because he's my bro

honestly i cant even tell him either because it would just start shit so i just have to brush it off whenever it happens

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>be 9 years old
>dad is constantly going out of town for work
>mom has male friend over all the time
>"uncle greg"
>constantly talking alone in the bedroom with the door locked

9 year old me didn't realize then that they were obviously fucking and my mom was cheating on my dad

Kind of? I know my mom was in a lesbian relationship for eight years, then slept around with men and women, met my dad, and I know they have kinky sex.

Mine has a spade tatoo that i noticed a few years back when we webt to water ski

She had it for years and only recently figured out what it was

Fuck yeah.
Not in her pussy though, that just seems too far.
I'd definitely stick it in her butthole & mouth though, and fondle her all night

Im sorry user. Your mom is a hotwife and your dad is a cuck

Isnt it supposed to have a Q though for queen of spades? It could just be a regular spade tattoo. Maybe she really likes the spades suit of cards. You know after typing that I realized that sounds absolutely retarded and she absolutely gets nailed by bbc. Sorry user, but maybe theres still a chance its true.

What is different from a slutty mom and a sexually active mom? Mom's have sexual desires and have urges too. If you are a male you reach your sexual pick in your 20s while woman reach theirs in their 30s. Woman can't really jerk off to porn like men. So, mom's need to go put there and pork. What is wrong with mom taking care of her sexual needs? Don't you want your mother happy and stress freee?

>What is different from a slutty mom and a sexually active mom?
Depends on who they're fucking. If it's anyone but her husband, she's a slutty mom.

I dont want to think about how my mom gave birth to me from a hole thats had black dicks thrust inside it thousands of times.

>Woman can't really jerk off to porn like men

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Pls explain onion meme, pls