>Okay Mr. user have you been sexually active in the last 24 hours?
Okay Mr. user have you been sexually active in the last 24 hours?
Carter Harris
Michael Morgan
*unzips cock*
Almost
Carson Wood
Does this include fapping?
Carter Roberts
>I'd like to run an STD panel, user.
Pretty sure that's not the problem, doc.
Austin Myers
well heeeeyyy attractive woman. youre talking to me?
Dominic Reyes
> ywn be a stay at home hubby banging your fit sugar momma doctor every night.
Benjamin Adams
Bitch, I haven't been sexually active in the last 24 years.
Robert Bell
It doesn't, if you wonder.
They just want to make sure you don't have some kind of cultural war in pants.
Joseph Young
Then why just 24 hours?
Angel Jenkins
I'm doing the NoFap meme m'dam and i'm at day 7 so don't even try to touch my dick if you don't want cum.
David Cooper
YOU NEED TO FUCKING DELET THIS RIGHT NOW YOU CUNT. I DO NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THIS PAINFUL FEEL
Sebastian Gonzalez
>went to proctologist two days ago because of my chronic asscrack fissures
>the doctor is a young woman
>literally 10/10 qt, like what the fuck
>tells me to get naked and assume the position
>starts fiddling with my ass and applying lube all over it
>suddenly start fingering the shit out of my ass, just pumping it with insane speed
>thankfully I'm too confused and in too much pain to get aroused so I avoid embarassment
>get up, full of sweat, my entire groin area smeared in lube and my butthole is on fire
>have a nice chat and discuss further treatment
That was weird. Can someone explain why would an attractive woman ever go into profession of looking at diseased assholes all day long?
Ethan Ramirez
Yes your mom can verify that
Leo Adams
>tfw no qt nurse gf who fingers my asshole like a speed demon
Juan Bennett
*desheathes frenum*
Christopher Johnson
It's not saturday or sunday so no
Cooper Thomas
No, I haven't had sex since January.
Xavier Hill
Women are super weird. They love to do dissections, see gross disease photos, use syringes, etc.
t. biology major
Austin Perry
Masturbation counts, does it not?
It's sexual, just not with another person.
Dominic Rivera
They ask you to rule out STDs, dumdum, so no, it doesn't
Josiah Wilson
what about if I rub dirty needles on my hand before jacking it?
Cameron Lee
No, they ask to mock you. My uncle's an actual doctor who does this.
Grayson Hernandez
they still have to ask to rule out STDs you fucking idiot, them laughing at you is a secondary thing
Easton Flores
wrong, my uncle doctor who is a doctor only asks to make fun of the incels. He's a doctor.
Chase Watson
wrong my dad who is the famous dr peterson only asks if people has sex so if they're not he can point out this gives them plenty of free time to clean their room
Bentley Parker
>get asked by a male nurse if I have a sex life
>I respond with "no. No sex life."
>a nearby female patient overhears this and starts laughing
>later on I overhear her telling her friend in the waiting room about me being a virgin
Dagnamit! I only went to that damned place to get referred to a therapist, not to be interrogated about my sex life (or lack thereof)!
Blake Myers
i havent been sexually active in the last 24 years
Brayden Morgan
A girl rubbed her foot on my dick through pants until I got hard and we cuddled. Close, but no cigar.
Caleb Hill
>uncle doctor
So, I assume then that you're sexually active, or rather, sexually passive
Jacob Rodriguez
Huh, that exactly what i thought when i read the op, even those exact same words in that exact same order.