I'll give you basic advices to get girls, and it's not because "hurrr durrr normie xD", it's just fucking common sense. 1. Try to keep yourself fresh, always smell nice and that, people in generql likes to be beside someone that smells great. 2. Be yourself if you want something serious, because if you hide your shit, soon or later, it will come afloat. 3. Don't talk to her too much in messages, by doing that you just kill the future conversations that you two would have. Limit the messages to just basic chit chat, nothing deep or meaningful. 4. Make her create dependency in you. Compliment others things ablut herself, not the obvious ones, act like you are the only one who can see that other face of her. After a while, if no Chad gets involved, she will start to seek you for approval, then you can take advantage of the situation. 6. Even if it's about vidyas, be enthusiastic about the things you like and share it. No one likes a insecure guy who can't even stand for his own hobbies and likes. 7. Ask about her, let her speak, even if you don't actually give a single fuck. Try to learn and remember stupid and little things aswell, you can always bring that shit up and look like some "caring".
Or the other route: 1. GET Jow Forums 1.5. GET OUT OF Jow Forums 2. BECOME THE CHAD, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE UGLY/WEIRD, STACIES WILL TRY TO GET IN YOUR PANTS BY THEIR OWN 3. $$$
You also have the hero's route: 1. Set up a Livestream 2. Post the link 3. Say goodbye 4. Cannon in the mouth 5. Tears of joy in the crowd 6. Bang 7. $$$
Wow, this is actually pretty solid advice. Thanks, OP. I'm going to go out and follow this now!
Gavin Green
People will disagree with you, adhom, and act like whiny faggots but you're unironically correct OP. t. fatty with a gf who's losing weight and making mad social and health gains
Joshua Long
Fucking legend bro. your helping incel robot's and I salute you for that.
Liam Flores
THERE YOU HAVE IT, user, NOW GO AND MAKE ME PROUD!
1. Yeah sure 2. Okay buddy, my personality is fucking toxic. Bloody good advice. 3. This is already assuming too much. Zero reason any female would ever interact wirh me 4. So basically lie to make her like you. Doesn't that contradict with point 2. Retard. 5. Guess you can't count 6. Yeah man normies are really into people who are enthusiastic about spending all their time indoors playing vidya. 7. More lying in hopes of getting laid. Haha nice.
Fucking normie REEEEEEEEE remove yourself from my board
>have zero interest in trying to improve yourself >comment in self improvement thread Why do you people do this? Keep your shitty little toxic personality to yourself. Everyone else isn't as resigned to spending the rest of their lives as a loser as you are.
Kevin Sanders
I remember the days when there was some effort put into baiting instead of this facebook-tier "looooool guis look at this tard xDDD"
Luis Johnson
If you make a shit post, you're gonna get a shit response. Come up with something original next time and maybe you'll get something better in return.
Liam Gomez
>this kills the normie Man I guarantee you I've plenty improved majorly more than any of you failed normalfags. Why does it hurt you so much when everyone doesn't live the same pathetic lifestyle as you
You're only fooling yourself, user. Anyone who's spent more than ten minutes on this board knows that you're all sad, lonely, bitter people. You don't get to make endless threads about how you wish you could make a friend or have a girlfriend and then suddenly pretend that you don't want them after all as soon as someone tries to give you advice on how to obtain them.
Hunter Phillips
Man sorry for assuming you had more than two functioning brain cells. There are the whining incel failed normalfags who have invaded this board. And then there's the true robots, who feel no longing for anything and refrain from spamming the board with meaningless cries for help.
Luke Robinson
Anyone using phrases like "true robots" is obviously newfag scum regardless so I don't know who you think you're fooling. If you'd been here at least since the board was created then you'd know that idiots like you are a relatively new arrival. This will never be your loser safespace and 9/10 "gtfo normies ree" posts you see are ironically posted by normies.
>be nihilist >read all of that >just start laughing at how absurd all of it is >forget i ever read anything >forget what day it is >forget how old i am
