tfw almost May edition
/britfeel/
first for disgusting dabs
Jake Humphrey is an annoying lanky bamzooki nonce, fuck him
just had a pretty good nostalgia trip about goofy time then, things really were better in 2009
>mummy watching a programme about shippers lads
VERY LEWD HNGG
describe mummy and strippers
Aaahhh new manager can't come quick enough
>can't come quick enough
try playing with his balls while you suck
>where?
>several people including me think he's lying and it's negatively effecting him every time he posts about drugs
>because drugs are pretty fucking interesting and if he was going to lie about it it'd make sense for him to do the fucking research right?
Yeah, but you're not actually saying why
>to prove he's not a lying manipulative cunt
I feel like proof of drug possession really isn't going to quell these accusations, like Crona said, the only thing that will satisfy people is a video of her taking something
>it's funny to show everyone what a scumbag crona is
Yeah, this is really funny haha! You in comedy?
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Run down for newfag user.
Burn the coal. pay the toll, tbhlods
>>several people including me think he's lying and it's negatively effecting him every time he posts about drugs
this isn't me saying I'm the problem, the problem is him offering proof then backing out every single time without a good reason
>Yeah, but you're not actually saying why
why what?
>I feel like proof of drug possession really isn't going to quell these accusations, like Crona said, the only thing that will satisfy people is a video of her taking something
I've specifically said a timestamped picture of lsd is all I'd want so yes, it will quell the accusations from me and probably a few other people
>Yeah, this is really funny haha! You in comedy?
I won't insult him since it clearly hit a nerve, I was just giving my opinion sorry it upset you
vocaroo.com
A tired, mumbly vocaroo of a book before I go to sleep.
Dingleberry
MISSION FAILED
I don't love my girlfriend anymore lads, what do I do?
break up with her and get a new one
Ill have her lad, is she fit? post pics here pls
Wouldn't want you teach my kids lad, ye sound like a nonce
>this isn't me saying I'm the problem
It is, you could stop posting as you have been and that would be that just as much as Crona posting proof would have the effect
>why what?
Why lie, literally?
>it will quell the accusations from me and probably a few other people
You can only speak for yourself, you've already said there are multiple people who seethe at this and it only takes one dissatisfied soul to shit up a thread as you have proved here
even having a gf to fall out of love with
>Break up with her
>Don't get a new one
>Regret breaking up with her
>Miss her everyday
>Wonder how you threw such a loving gf away
>Ponder the miracle of her giving you the time of day to begin with
>That miracle that you began to scorn out of boredom and familiarity
>That miracle you may never have again
Jesus, it's fucking easy, user
>It is, you could stop posting as you have been and that would be that just as much as Crona posting proof would have the effect
ok and crona not lying to begin with would have avoided the entire thing
>Why lie, literally?
the same reason crona does everything, attention and (you)s
>You can only speak for yourself, you've already said there are multiple people who seethe at this and it only takes one dissatisfied soul to shit up a thread as you have proved here
so because multiple people are doing it theres no point in him making one less person post it, do you understand how fucking stupid that it
You lads wanna see my collection of gondola and friends?
My mum knitted the Gondolas, they are next to my computer.
>Why lie, literally?
Would a tripfag lie hmmmmmmmmmm
>ok and crona not lying to begin with would have avoided the entire thing
Conjecture. What are you doing?
>the same reason crona does everything, attention and (you)s
Yeah, not to garner discussion and information or anything, that's completely out of the question for you
>so because multiple people are doing it theres no point in him making one less person post it, do you understand how fucking stupid that it
Evidently not
think I can hear a catto outside lads
>have this flashback to meeting my dads gf that came after my mum
>look her on on facebook
>obviously fairly old but actually has a great body
do i have wank over her or what lids
>You lads wanna see my collection of gondola and friends?
awww cute as fuck lid
Aren't you going to let her in, user?
Twenty-ninth for remove mould.
rudeypoo
not all tripfags are ebin
Did you get to sleep this morning lad? You were up quite late desu
Pretty based lad, give us a peek? c:
>Conjecture.
ok fair enough, him not posting about drugs would stop me calling him a liar, so why should he not just do that?
>Yeah, not to garner discussion and information or anything, that's completely out of the question for you
not sure what you hoped this would achieve, don't even understand what point you're trying to make
>Evidently not
you're actually fucking dense
crona providing proof has no negatives and a ton of positives, the only reason he wouldn't is because he can't, why else would he keep offering to and then backing out and don't give some bullshit excuse
just snort some meth and fap over them for 12 hours you'll get over her
Ebin was a saint
>so why should he not just do that?
Because she wants information/discussion on drugs?
>not sure what you hoped this would achieve, don't even understand what point you're trying to make
That the purpose of posting something can go beyond attention and rather for the former reasons
>crona providing proof has no negatives and a ton of positives
>effort
>publishing proof of possession of class A drugs
Quite certain the latter isn't a good thing
vs
>one of many angry anons stops getting angry
Mindfuck: The user who keeps sperging out at Crona is secretly Ebin
any lads into poetry? id like to get into it but dont know where to start
any robot poets?
Just banged some kid out because he said he didn't know what chucklevision is.
Larkin.
Classic robo-poetry.
The Romantics (esp. Keats) are your next step
Renaissance/Romantic poets are all you need
I recommend starting with the Romantics (Blake, Keats etc.)
I want to find love lads but all the memery says that Love has to find me, what do I do? should I just float along my daily life or should I go to clubs and tinder? but I wont find love there, only slags.
>Because she wants information/discussion on drugs?
and I want to out him as a liar
>That the purpose of posting something can go beyond attention and rather for the former reasons
my point was one of his main motivators for everything is attention
>>effort
>writing a timestamp
>taking a picture
>posting it on Jow Forums
could easily be done in under a minute if he considers this to be an amount of effort that's worth mentioning he's a lazy cunt
>>publishing proof of possession of class A drugs
the police wouldn't be able to get a warrant to present to Jow Forums and since 4chans hosted in the US and only responds to legally binding requests this being an issue means you think the police would launch a literal multi country multi agency operation to catch someone who posted a picture of a personal amount of LSD online, we both know that isn't going to fucking happen
>>one of many angry anons stops getting angry
but this isn't the case it's
>I stop getting outed as a liar constantly
>I btfo someone who was calling me a liar
>I gain newfound credibility
>I convince several (probably) several people I'm not a liar
>less people hate me
from cronas perspective of positives of course and from your perspective you no longer have to look like a pathetic orbiter desperately trying to defend someone online
Ginsberg, Kipling, Cooper Clarke
not a fucking chance lad, if it's me you're on about (the lad calling crona a liar) then i can assure you I'm not ebin because if I was I'd be dangling from a fucking rope a long time ago
got an exam tommorow, pulling an all nighter or im gonna fuck it up.
Havent had energy drinks since I was like 16, hopefully I dont shit myself mid exam
Just knocked out a few kids who asked me what the grim adventures of billy and mandy was.
Want to pound Jun's little bussy as he calls me a brainlet
Don't shit yourself you bumder
cheers lads, ill look into them
>and from your perspective you no longer have to look like a pathetic orbiter desperately trying to defend someone online
how the fuck do you recover from THAT
that's where you retards have it all wrong. with the lives most of you live, floating through won't get you shit if all you do is go to your mcdonald's job a few times a week and the rest is spent fapping in your room.
And the only other options to you are tinder and clubs. The only places in the world to meet women, tinder and clubs. What about place of education, place of work, going out and finding a new hobby, connecting with old friends on facebook etc?
Did you know Keats died a virgin?
/our poet/
Just banged some kid out cos he didn't know 16th century french literature
>QBA: Mexico rapper 'dissolved film students' bodies in acid'
Guess he was really about it
imagine pinning down the ugly tranny tripfags and fucking their boyholes until they wish they had never given up their manhood.
Just knocked a little prick out for reciting some gay french shit to me and the lads, get gone poofta
byron m8, very cute poems
Had my curry lads. A colleague called me bald so I called her fat.
Got massive rant about how it's not ok to say these things.
Double standard of fucking women lads aye?
Leonard "Laughing Len" Cohen
"Your body like a searchlight
My poverty reveals
I would like to try your charity
Until you cry, "Now you must try my greed."
And everything depends upon
How near you sleep to me
Just take this longing from my tongue
All the lonely things my hands have done
Let me see your beauty broken down
Like you would do for one you love."
>imagine pinning down the ugly tranny tripfags and fucking their boyholes until they wish they had never given up their manhood.
I fucking can, would bloody ruin them.
Just banged out some kid for not knowing bout how the Wehrmacht's 6th army was defeated during Stalingrad
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holy fuck lads turn it up to full volume and skip to 00:27
>implying Shelley didn't roger him Sans Merci
Nothing happens lad
>strange number texts me calling me mum and asking to get him something
Bit spooked, lads.
saku just confirmed on discord that lenlad has died of colon cancer
RIP sir lenners
>>Because she wants information/discussion on drugs?
>and I want to out him as a liar
>>That the purpose of posting something can go beyond attention and rather for the former reasons
>my point was one of his main motivators for everything is attention
Okay? Let me tell you that you're doing quite a bad job and this conversation will be forgotten by 99% of the people ITT tomorrow, you aren't the great saviour of /britfeel/ from the spooky 'manipulators'
>the police wouldn't be able to get a warrant to present to Jow Forums and since 4chans hosted in the US and only responds to legally binding requests this being an issue means you think the police would launch a literal multi country multi agency operation to catch someone who posted a picture of a personal amount of LSD online, we both know that isn't going to fucking happen
Better safe than sorry desu.
>but this isn't the case
It is, people always find a bone to pick, there's no satisfying people here, comparable to peoples' insatiable lust for money
You could just as easily be one of those who engage in drug discussion without all of this fuss, you know?
keep listening
add me to the discord
Thats what you get for picking poo
Fucking Low IQ smooth brain, fuck me harder. brainlet cant even make me cum.
It's just chucklevison m8
Just banged out some kid for not knowing about the tactics used during the battle of Gettysburg and how this affected the outcome of the war.
>this conversation will be forgotten by 99% of the people ITT tomorrow
alright, well now I've got a reason to post about it again tomorrow
>you aren't the great saviour of /britfeel/ from the spooky 'manipulators'
don't think I am lad
>Better safe than sorry desu.
retarded fucking argument, since using a trip for a long time can get you dox'd so why doesn't crona stop posting with a trip, better safe than sorry right?
>there's no satisfying people here
I'm a person on here and I'd be completely satisfied with a timestamped picture so yes there is
>You could just as easily be one of those who engage in drug discussion without all of this fuss, you know?
if he's engaging in drug discussion when he has no personal experience with it that's a pretty bad fucking thing
gib discord originalis
Started watching this one lads. Enjoying the audio only so far. Hope it interesting.
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stop embarrassing yourself its just becoming more and more clear croana was lying youre making things worse not better
he literally says nigger at 00:30
how don't you hear it?
>>this conversation will be forgotten by 99% of the people ITT tomorrow
ill never forgetti
Just knocked some lad out for not knowing about the entire history of China more specifically during the Jin dynasty
She does ASMR now? cool
based apu poster, here you go have my recent favorite reaction image
Based bazza
Just knocked my gran out for knocking over my dr pepper can fucking out of order
OOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL IF HE SCORES A FEW MORE I'LL BECOME MUSLIM TOO THE PROPHET MUST LOVE FOOTBALL
So lads, are normans going to start hating us normal virgins, I feel as though the line between incel and normal guy who can't get laid is sqewed as both are abnormal and they are gonna paint us with the same brush, I just want love lads, I don't want to be made into a monster
Just knocked over my dog for knocking over my biscuits out of fucking order
just don't out yourself as an incel, make it seem you're just a cel say you want to wait for the right person not to piss people off by normie posting but I've had people have sex with me because they thought it was cute I was a virgin (even though I wasn't)
>alright, well now I've got a reason to post about it again tomorrow
Sure, don't expect any (You)s though
Gonna keep going ad infinitum?
>since using a trip for a long time can get you dox'd so why doesn't crona stop posting with a trip, better safe than sorry right?
Different consequences
>I'm a person on here and I'd be completely satisfied with a timestamped picture so yes there is
Note that I used 'people' collectively
>if he's engaging in drug discussion when he has no personal experience with it that's a pretty bad fucking thing
Is that so? I see no harm that could've been done thus far, Crona has mostly just been posting as a means of acquiring information from other more knowledgeable anons
Don't worry doggo you're a gud boy, have a (you).
You're in the right crona is a lying selfish mong
College was absolute shite today, just like I thought it would be.
On the bright side, at least I'm not this person
wenga owt, blud
>Sure, don't expect any (You)s though
I'll bet I get some mate
>Different consequences
you're right, but better safe than sorry still applies
>Note that I used 'people' collectively
and I'm part of the collective of britfeel
>I see no harm that could've been done thus far
if something hasn't currently done anything bad it cannot do bad in the future
jesus christ mate this is just sad
bit lewd, isn't it lad?
keep talking
just for you plugged in my old hard drive and dug out my dog folder, subfolder dogs with spaghetti
She has an ASMR channel. Don't follow it though.
This act of gay cannot be unseen in the eyes of Gaywatch