Pastor found the penis pumpkin

>pastor found the penis pumpkin

shit guys, I'm fucked

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>deviant dad discovered the downtown dildo depository

He says we need to have a "talk" later.

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>father found the fellatio factory
i think this is it for me, boys

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>tomboy gf(female) found the trap torrents
Its all ogre now.

>bible bashing bigot bakery bankrupted by butt bandits

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>sis saw the sperm shoes
why the fuck didn't I clean them and put them back...

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>penis pumpkin
Are you talking about a squash?

>mom molested the mariachi midgets
d-do i call the police?!

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>mum stumbled upon the cum conundrum

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>dad discovered the cumcopter

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>random dude popped my cum tube

>racist goy took my soi

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

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mom found the frozen cum cube

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>Teacher confiscated the scrotum stretcher

>sister found the penis dead skin jar

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>Boss bumbled upon my boy butt briefcase

I am just going to stop showing up

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>Teacher found the Trap Tourniquet
Might as well just drop out now.

>dad found the sensual sex simulator
it's over lads.

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>Nephew knows about the Newt nudes
i fucked up

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>dad found the dragon dildos

game over, boys i'm fucked.

>nanny found the cum engine

sheeeeet

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>guest gawked at the grotesque gooch gobbler

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>mum found the cum drum

What do I tell her?

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>Papa found the peepee poopoo

Anyone got a spare room for me to rent?

>mom decrypted the hidden gentoo installation and found my furry porn
it's over

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hahahaha truly epic thread lads! I will be SURE to post this on reddit for the lulz! epic memeing guys!

>private detective discovered the dick dentures
should I just end it lads?

hahahahhahahahahahahah!!!!! TRUELY EPIC!!!!!!!!!! SCREENCAPPED FOR LULZ HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH 10/10

epic meme my good sir!

HHAHAHA!! Good one my fellow redditor! I shall give you gold when you post this on r/Jow Forums my friend!