Whats taking you so long to buy one?

I want this so much, what are the odds it'll come before i'm too old and decrepit to enjoy it?

just learn Spanish bro, ana kasparian requires it for minimum wage work.

current speed of technological advancement (and interest in sex dolls) says you shouldn't miss it before your dick dies.
All the roasties in political office getting toasty says we might be here a while.

Somewhere between 2-5% likely. We'll all likely be in our 70s and 80s when such high tech, convincing gynoids come out.
That's only if the western world has managed to hold itself together and not collapse in on itself before then.

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My room is too crowded to even put it anywhere, let alone hide it from my norman roomates who will torment me to no end for it (although I'm a lot more worried about one of them taking it and fucking it).

What about mind uploading?
Will that be our saving grace?
I just want to hold my waifu...

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>mind uploading
What a fucking meme. At best you'll just be making a copy of your current brain, but you'll still be you living your same shitty life until death.

Even if you replace the organic matter gradually and not all at once?

Then you're dead. You don't exist anymore.

Well at what point in the process are you dead then?

Probably the point in which you're killing large swaths of your brain.

i wish i could have an asian loli sex doll with artificial intelligence

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>work 6 months at retail job to buy high quality sex doll
>bank account is down to sub 100s
>sex doll arrives at your family home, no way you could afford this on a rent.
>fuck the shit out of it for months
>realize how much of a hassle it is cleaning / hiding from family
>doll starts to have crumbs, loose hair, and dirt stuck all over it
>realize porn gets you more excited
>stop cleaning it entirely, black mold forms inside orifices
>feel insecure about your little secret from your family and coworkers,
"hey user why are you always locking your door these days? and whats that noise we hear at night?"
>start to cut your doll up and have severed silicone body parts laying around
>fuck them
>throw away doll on trash day in a black bag.

>a few weeks later realize you want another one. but one thats higher quality and more expensive

NEET life is far too sweet to get a job

Eh, if the west collapsed, i guarantee the japs will take over pushing the tech forward

If the west collapsed the Chinese and Japanese would probably immediately go to war.

Confirmed for Austin area
Post a pic?
Hope you're not dead, my dude

Well on the off chance you come back or view the archive or something, add me to discord:
BurnerDiscord#4106

already told you: don't want to end up in prison just for investing my money in one of the few cute ones.

>44960958
sorry im back, getting some pics now

check dis out

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i hate humans they are perfect just the way they are

here's a l00d of the doll

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>doll
>has a rostie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT YOU LOSER KEKFAG

How realistic do they feel?
Not the sex parts, but things like the weight, softness, skin texture etc?

I want to buy one just to cuddle.

i would like to know this too but unfortunately only shills will answer us with lies.

femanon here, its really weird seeing the robe I wear on a sex doll

I live with my parents.
When I get a better job and move out, I'll definitely buy one.

femanon here, i farted!! lmaooo

wew lads

I'm afraid if I bought one I wouldn't ever be able to go back to being a relatively normal person.

They're heavy like a real grill but they're also cold to the touch. That's probably the worst part. On top of that their skin is kind of sticky feeling and leaves a weird lube feeling on your hands if you don't use corn starch on it every few days.
They also have a smell of plastic on them that nothing really gets rid of it, not even good perfume.
Aside from those few negative points it's super comfy to just cuddle my doll and feel all over its body like I would want to do to a woman and explore every part of her without her bitching about things tickling or shrugging me off cause she's not in the mood.

you're on Jow Forums you pretty much failed as a person already.

I already got two nigga. NinaE and the Jasmine doll that was shilled months ago from realdoll.
Much prefer the jasmine one because of her thiccness.

shill detected

next time try to be more subtle bro

Is there a way to purchase an actual woman?

moving it around also gets annoying at times. cuddling with it is nice, but it just feels very cold at first.

I get nightmares about getting caught with it just about every time i sleep with one, so gave away the one i had.

why would you want that? women are like men but far more annoying. Just pay an escort.

I literally have two my dude. I wouldn't say it's worth it to get them right now, but I'm happy with my purchases anyways

I'm not knowledgeable in the subject but mail order brides have been a thing for a while.

okay, ill take your word for it. post a pic of jasmine the meme doll

This, I'm moving in a few months and I'm scared of how to move this thing without being found out. Considering just dismantling it and throwing it away but that's just a waste of money

Ew no thank you that looks to creepy for my liking well I suppose I could take it out on Halloween to scare the kids

To be honest I prefer a gatebox

Here she is. she's a pleasure to fug

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oh shit, sorry for doubting you. did the makeup smudge off or did she come like that?

Yeah senpai just ring up your local imam

You mentioned thiccness, can you post a full body pic?

what size do you buy her clothes/dresses in?

>fucking a doll

Yeah, I'm not that pathetic. I'll stick with masturbating and fucking prostitutes.

>I'm not that pathetic
>fucking prostitutes
How does it feel to be a cuck0ld? you're literally fucking another mans leftovers. not to mention the risks of std's

came like this.
don't feel like resizing another pic till it's lower than 2 mb, if a full body pic is 4 mb you can imagine its thiccness. she's like a foot in width at the hip area though.
haven't bought any clothes for her yet besides just this on thing but I would assume you'd want to get large size stuff since she's about 5 foot 4

>so gave away the one i had

Who the fuck did you give it to?

I think dolls are a mistake, too much expensive useless dead weight, onaholes are superior, just fold a pillow over them pop on your VR headset and enjoy your stereoscopic_POV_hands_free_fapping.webm

someone from this board who wanted a jizzed on half broken fuckdoll