ITT: Sentences that make your heart skip

>"Why are you staring at my feet?"

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>why are you looking at me?

I totally love feet. Just answer them honestly, girls love getting their toes sucked.

>Lmfao why are you so quiet

cause im starin at you feet

>You're ok in my book user
T-thanks chief

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n...nice shoes

>What are you doing in my backyard?

I can run really fast.

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>So what are your hobbies?
uhhhhhhhhhh
y'know
uhhhhhh
video games?

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>user what is the answer to the question I previously mentioned in the sentence prior to this one?

>Uhhh, I have to... go... do a... thing... see you user
Never make up lies like this.

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>Um, user, are you gay?

yes but i try really really hard to hide it and I'm ashamed of it

>Why are you so boring?

sadly original

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I don't even play video games
And I'm slowly reaching a point where even watching a movie is considered a productive day

>"I need to check my email for just a sec can i use your computer"

>"Are you high?"
>"Dude, what're you on right now?"

This shit fucked up my whole day.

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>can I use your phone?

Literally right after the first time I set my background to something lewd

>user, are you okay?
>Why are you so quiet?

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user, I like you
>but I don't LIKE you

Anything related to what I'm doing with my life

"I love you"
You don't just throw that out there, ya know?

>tfw used to stare at feet all the time hoping a girl would say this to me
>tfw nobody ever said this to me

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What the fuck. Are you chad?

>You tried to rape her

That's even more beta than being a beta orbiter

>If you're not working or studying, what do you do all day?
>What are doing right now?

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>Could you speak up please?

>have you been smoking weed, user?