>"Why are you staring at my feet?"
ITT: Sentences that make your heart skip
>why are you looking at me?
I totally love feet. Just answer them honestly, girls love getting their toes sucked.
>Lmfao why are you so quiet
cause im starin at you feet
>You're ok in my book user
T-thanks chief
n...nice shoes
>What are you doing in my backyard?
I can run really fast.
>So what are your hobbies?
uhhhhhhhhhh
y'know
uhhhhhh
video games?
>user what is the answer to the question I previously mentioned in the sentence prior to this one?
>Uhhh, I have to... go... do a... thing... see you user
Never make up lies like this.
>Um, user, are you gay?
yes but i try really really hard to hide it and I'm ashamed of it
>Why are you so boring?
sadly original
I don't even play video games
And I'm slowly reaching a point where even watching a movie is considered a productive day
>"I need to check my email for just a sec can i use your computer"
>"Are you high?"
>"Dude, what're you on right now?"
This shit fucked up my whole day.
>can I use your phone?
Literally right after the first time I set my background to something lewd
>user, are you okay?
>Why are you so quiet?
user, I like you
>but I don't LIKE you
Anything related to what I'm doing with my life
"I love you"
You don't just throw that out there, ya know?
>tfw used to stare at feet all the time hoping a girl would say this to me
>tfw nobody ever said this to me
What the fuck. Are you chad?
>You tried to rape her
That's even more beta than being a beta orbiter
>If you're not working or studying, what do you do all day?
>What are doing right now?
>Could you speak up please?
>have you been smoking weed, user?