Aspergers Thread

>only normies have this
no, normies dont have
aspergers is literally being anti-normie

>Fake disorder
You are a faggot nigger.

There are tons of normalfag autists. Any time I ever tried looking up autistic/asperger spaces online it's always full of people talking about their regular lives and significant others like nothing at all is wrong with them. I don't know how the fuck they do it

Come back when your "disorder" actually impacts your life in any harmful way.

Back to Facebook with you!

can we make asparagus syndrome a thing?

>go about my day, don't give a fuck
>dgaf if I'm slovenly
>dgaf if I'm messy
>dgaf if I rant or scream or lisp at people all fucking day
>dgaf if I stim or act weird
>dgaf if people look at me weird
>I have a fucking job to do and I'm awesome at it, fuck all of you if you give a shit

>come home, smoke weed, wind down
>become self-aware instantly, cringe to sleep thinking of how I ranted and literally screeched at people and committed social suicide like 9 times today

Typical normalfaggot. Self-aware through a noose!

>normalfag "aspergers" vs virgin "ass burgers"

normalfags usually aren't actually that bad if they are on the spectrum, usually they get diagnosed by psychs that hand out diagnosis like candy.
the few of us on here that don't larp and have actual assburgers have it bad enough that you can tell within a few minutes of seeing us for the first time. assburgers is a pretty obvious thing and if it's not then it's a normie trying to get a special snowflake label. it's so obvious that we're always constantly harassed for being weird. that's why the suicide rate for asstards is about 10 times the general pop. if faulty diagnosis was taken out it'd probably be even higher.

They're misdiagnosed normalfags who think they are special snowflakes. Why the fuck do you think they are regularly posting to social media fuck those faggots.

>normies
they're called normalfags you newfag cock sucker.

I was diagnosed at 13, now at 33 life is still shit. what do the ones of you who manage to work do?

>he thinks that it doesn't

it's obvious that you're from /b/. what's even more obvious is the fact that the only "autistic" people you've ever seen are blogging tumblrinas with disorder shopping lists. no, you're right, that's not real autism. you'll know real autism when you see it. it's not pretty.

It's not pretty, but it's not crippling to any degree.
Now take your ugly ass off my board and back to your Tumblr or whatever you spawned from.

crippling, probably not. but it does affect daily life more than you think. you know, an inherent lack of social skills isn't exactly an easy thing to overcome my friend.

also, i was right about the /b/ thing, wasn't i? you faggots think you can just jump in without lurking and not be spotted. go back.

In the past, people usually started on /b/. You need to lurk moar.

>everything i dislike is tumblr
grow
up
fag

>had gamer gf back in high school with an autistic brother
>dude looks like Private Pyle dressed like Chris-chan with a bad shave
>nonverbal, described as having the brain of a 4-year-old in the body of a 24-year-old man
>freaked the fuck out and hit people and reee'd when certain trigger words were said
>hits himself and bangs against shit
"OW OW OW OW OW"
>shit streaks all over the walls
>obsessed with stuff like Sesame Street and Pokemon and Spyro, draws Chikorita and Bianca Rabbit and stuff
>old VHS's all over the place
>realize in abject horror that his interests all overlap with mine, even down to his favorite games and favorite Pokemon
>realize in abject horror that the same shit that triggers him is what pisses me off and he just can't talk about it
>don't know what autism is, just consider the dude "retarded" and actually kinda dislike him on some level for hitting gf sometimes
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Don't fight the autism
Harness it!

aspergers discord for channers here /DGhqEzv

Autism is a defeatist's make-believe disease. There's no scientific proof it even exists.

THIS IS WHERE HES PUT HIS HEAD THROUGH THE WALL

youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

>t. someone who arrived when /b/ and /v/ got froze a month or so back

your cancer has infected this board ever since that fateful day. nobody wants you here. you should pick up some board culture and maybe a little bit of intelligence before you start posting. signed, r9k

Oh it exists alright and its an integral part of 4chin

Lol that video is funny as fuck. Would definitely befriend him and manipulate him into doing embarrassing shit that me and my friends would laugh at but he wouldnt know why since hes a fucking retard.

Keep projecting, newfag. Your glory days are non-existent. You can really tell you're either new or a baiter where you call Jow Forums "r9k".
This is the end of the conversation. I'm not giving you another reply. It's pointless to try and fish another from me now, you'll only prove that you're insecure about your status as a redditfugee.

>implying several niche hobby boards could exist without autism

good one

>tumblr
those cunts have infected every board these days, they love to spread faggotry around.

faggotry is everywhere, i highly doubt its the overweight bluehaired tumblrites you have to worry about coming here.

i think i'll call you out for being blatantly /b/-tarded one more time

>"newfag"

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Wish those bitches posted their nudes
It'd help a lot
But we're not allowed to have nice things now are we

I did what that user suggested and I feel very happy

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Yet you're still here? Must not be enough.

already do that

>belong nowhere
>people think we're full or shit
>get hated
>no friends nothing
the worst part of it is that no matter where I get food from, I always prefer my specific orders. Like an entree of something can be delicious but i'll always prefer a buffalo chicken sandwich

Yes. That. Exactly. Especially the noises.

>house has fallen into disarray and smells like dust and mildew with a shitton of books and DBZ and Tenchi Muyo VHS's in crates literally all over the place
>one bathroom is basically just stained with shit everywhere and has been totally given-up-on
>holes in shit he's broken, screen door kinda held together with tape
>gf would show up to school with bruised and bloody knuckles because she had to beat him up and throw him in the backyard to cool down
>dude just starts yelling out dialogue from the PS1 Spyro games
>whatever, it's just my gf's retarded brother
>still don't know what autism is, think nothing of it
>upstairs is gf's room
>collapsed futon in the middle with pile of crap on it, debris literally everywhere, dirty and clean clothes falling out of cloaet and off every surface, floor not even visible, vidya and weeb crap, stuffed animals, cutouts from anime and gaming mags, artwork, etc., literally every surface completely covered in crap, seriously NEET-tier
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Your disease isn't even real! Stop acting like a little pussy and man up!

they're on /gif/, Jow Forums /tv/ /s/. they are the ones always pushing that "turn in to a girl" shit and they love that fucking reylo shit as well. I hope they all get cancer.
why user? they're fucking disgusting sjw cunts.

Fuck off normalfag. You're only here to harass people that are having a hard enough time.

I come here whether I'm happy or not.

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>Ill cum there whether I'm happy or not.

I really wish self-diagnosed and diagnosed-as-a-child "autist" anons would actually take the time and better themselves. They aren't actually restricted by anything and are actually better-off than neurotypical people at going through life successfully. Autism is a boon, not a curse.

they aren't suited to being around normalfags all day every day and small talk. they just want to do their task and be left alone, but that's not how most of the world works.

I can't find the rest of my Keijo pictures.

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>whatever, I'm a fucking pig, too, lemme give you another stuffed unicorn to throw in there
>gf does this cute hand-flappy thing whenever she gets happy or excited and jumps up and down
>on ADHD meds
>has little meltdowns where she basically ree's sometimes, whatever, women amirite
>mom has to physically get her out of bed and dress her at 14
>but she's super fucking smart like me and she actually gets me and is into the same stuff, plus she's cute as hell and a synesthete like me and the sex is great
>her dad's a math professor and he's a little idiosyncratic but he's cool
>fast forward years and years
>Sesame Street comes out with sperg character, Julia
>she does this hand-flappy thing when she's happy or excited
>and she covers her ears like I do
>look up what autism is
>it hits me like a ton of bricks
Fuck me, it is definitely real, and so is assortative mating.

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Woah, I can fap to this for sure

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Your story took too long for you to type, so I didn't read it. A real struggling person might have the foresight in their daily life to know when to type out a lengthy story before posting the first part. Your life is clearly comfortable and relaxed. You're scum for pretending like your """disease""" is real in any stretch

>how do we cope.
Autismbux and loving parents.

You should do the hand flappy thing too, user. It'll help get the wiggly feeling in your sides out when you're excited.

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all the autists I have met online are way more functional than me. how do i get to that level?

Improve yourself like everyone else. Society won't stop you from working if you just try.

you have to git gud at faking it until you make it

I just pace in circles or back and forth for a few hours. Or spin.

Stop doing that. There's no reason to. You're making everyone nervous around you, which makes them resent you.

I prefer to fuck the bed sheets.

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My friends know I pace and they're fine with it.

I do that too in my free time but the hand flappy thing is good if you're in a hurry and alone.

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i do improve myself, glad that you fucking sound JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING NORMIE WHO THINKS OTHER POPLE JUST SIT AROUND BEING TERRIBLE UNTIL THEY DIE, FUCK YOU.

what did he mean by this

Causes burn out after a few years (happened to me at-least).

>dumb faggot who seems to think the objective is to be le mastur trolle shitting up the thread
>same dumb faggot thinks hes le epic anti tranny crusader
i dont think theres anything left for this board. dont even bither replying you stupid faggot

This is how I know that part about autists being good at recognizing patterns is a lie.

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>Autismbux and loving parents.
I can't get either of those things

>what did he mean by this
Fake being normal through creative means.

Tough luck. No normal person has them both, either, yet they still manage to pull themselves out of bed and contribute to society.

Well, my mum is the loving parent whilst my dad puts up with me so he can continue to get laid.

>fake being normal through creative means

such as? i don't think i have the type of autism mild enough to fake being nonautistic no of fence

>No normal person
i'm not a normal person you little faggot I've also worked longer than you've been alive.

What you have isn't JUST autism. You have something else holding you back. Try to look into potential comorbidity.
Other autists can manage it just fine, if you doubt it.

i have a loving mee-maw and autismbux ^___^

you're probably right but that makes me want to die because i won't be able to function properly now

It's a shame you need such a crutch to get through life when it's so simple.

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>such as
I practiced to get my eyes to shut off without closing them, so now I can make it look like I'm maintaining eye contact without seeing them and being uncomfortable. The only hard part is remembering to turn my face in their general direction when they're talking to me but you get the idea. Be creative.

it isn't simple at all. it's hard, i can barely keep myself clean and wake up in the morning.

You still need to do those things even while on Autismbux? What's the point??

why cant i just get free shit. i never asked to be born, why do i need to support the society that hates me

Ever have trouble with keeping sleep patterns? I usually advance forward by an hour or two each day and night cycle so can't hold down jobs or education.

Autismbux is there to assist us whatever the situation.

autismbux is like $600CAD a month
i can barely pay to live, let alone pay someone to wake me up and throw me in the shower.

yeah i have a lot of problems with sleep patterns, but i am now in an arrangement where i get screamed at or kicked out if i am not lying in bed with my eyes shut by 11pm.

my alarm goes off at 9, which i sleep through, and I end up waking up at 1 or 2pm.

I found that i do the same thing. Went to a shrink to try and get meds but he was only interested in trying to disprove the other doctors diagnosis despite his lack of experience. He asked me to list symptoms and i realized that when thinking about eye contact i actually see thier face and feel an urge to look away. Didnt even know what he looked like before that question

Society doesn't hate you, it just doesn't like taking care of the individual if you're not a woman.
Men are not made to be dependent, autistic or not. Autism, if treated improperly in your formative years, can cause you to fail to meet the standards men are forced to overcome in modern society. No one hates you, you're just not performing well enough. That's why normal people always suggest self-help or improvement whenever they see someone they deem not-acceptable-by-society's-standards. They're not trying to be mean, they're probably actually somewhat worried for you if they know you better. It's just their natural instinct to never stop fighting and be independent for fear of inescapable failure. Your lifestyle can only be afforded by dependency, so it's alien to those who cannot be dependent. Some may end up hating you out of jealousy, but they'll justify it by saying that they're not a failure in the end.
Just do what feel right to you as slowly as you need to. Society is made up of mortal workers, anyway. It's not like anyone has a proper course for life.

>No normal person
This guy is just trolling everyone.

Do you take sleeping meds like melatonin?

>Autismbux is there to assist us whatever the situation.
it's very hard to get put on autismbux these days.

I've got my share of issues but found a way to make a living without neetbux and got even afforded a decent house. Honestly I wouldn't mind supporting and caring for a girl who has Aspergers in case they need to move out of their parent's place and/or have no where else to go. Just putting that out there.

>but i am now in an arrangement where i get screamed at or kicked out if i am not lying in bed with my eyes shut by 11pm.
what's the story here?

no, my antipsychotics usually make me kinda tired though, but it lasts well into the next day like a hangover.

don't wanna tell the story. just other adults treating me like a child. people who claim they love me and want whats best.

I qualify for autismbux but becuase I had loving parents who raised me right am too proud to take them. Morals and sheet.

how do you get it, i tired everything. i have an actual diagnosis

>wanna
>other adults
He either lives with his grandparents or aunt/uncle

>being diagnosed as a child is the same as being self diagnosed

not even close. people that get late diagnoses are usually the ones that barely have it. early diagnosis usually means that it's pretty evident.

i live with my fiance and a roommate.