Offensive thread

I got a challenge for you guys, be as offensive as possible in this thread.

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oh please. not tonight i need sleep

How can I be offensive? We don't know each other so our words mean nothing.
I'll give a little about myself to start, I suppose:

>22 year old NEET incel robot non-virgin with anxiety(learned I had it from an online test)
>Live with my parents still, who bought me a car for my 21st birthday
>It's a blue Honda Civic
>I have 2 brothers and 1 sister (who is my fav sibling)
>my friends and I all love having fun every weekend
>I spend most of my nights on here drinking and complaining about my day

Okay, roast me, guys!

Oh, forgot to mention, I'm an Aries ENFP

>non-virgin
You're no real NEET.

That hurt a little, but I can take it.

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>I got a challenge for you guys, be as offensive as possible in this thread.

I don't think lolis are even all that hot.

>you and your friends have fun

Wow, that's gay.

>most of my nights

Why not all of them, you normie?

I gave money to a black homeless guy once, and when he said "God Bless!" I said "Thanks."

Traps do not look good at all