I'm committing suicide tonight. i have no other methods available so i will drink 20 cans of these...

what flavor are you gonna have? i tried the zero calorie one and it was trash, i hate the taste of artificial sweetenersalso don't kill yourself. also why not just use caffeine pills?

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I was going to call you the idiot that you clearly are....but if it's actually possible to die by sips....

that would be pretty fuckin ebin

this, I drank a like a liter after downing 2 5hour energies once and it made me nearly pass out

also stream it OP

already destroyed my phone with a hammer. don't want my mom going through it when im gone.

You can't even stomach 20 16 oz cans.

But on a serious note, if overdosing on 5 hour energy was a working suicide method, then people would be doing that. I'm not suicidal, but I doubt that would work, the cases of people dying from caffeine overdose are rare accidents.

it was cheaper than red bull. also almost halfway done with can 2

Cunt, you're gonna fucking die, why would you care how much it costs?

OP, I want to see a picture of these monster cans.
I need to know you have 20 of them and I need to know you'll die tonight.
Please OP, I need this so much.

OP you retarded chromosome hoarder show us proof or fuck off

This isn't a good idea.

I've had 5 Monster in a 2 hour period before and you really feel your heart pumping

hey op suicide is just another meaningless action in a totally meaningless world you should prob just deny the will to live and live an ascetic lifestyle

guys I'm feeling really sick and just threw up. my mom heard me throwing up and says shes going to take me to the doctor. I think drinking these on a empty stomach was a stupid idea.
i will try again soon and get a webcam to stream it on twitch

Damn, what a pussy.
>has a caring mom
>pukes all over the fuckin house

fuck off with your bait nigger
saged

>can't sip on an empty stomach
Kill youself

You tried user! Get some solid neetbux in the meantime

Why don't you do something before you die? if you send a message before commiting sudoku it'll have more value and people will listen

>killing yourself with an energy drink
Just sack up and buy a gun. Or do you live somewhere they're not readily purchasable?

Stop. Call the suicide hotline. Save yourself from certain doom.

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Don't do it. Trust me, it is so fucking anxious and uncomfortable.

20 cans will just give you jitters and make you piss green.

>suicide hotline
Fucking meme bullshit. Theyre a bunch of fuckin virtue signaling hypernormocunts. I called once, not even suicidal just extremely depressed and alone, telling the guy about my shitty life he kept gasping at all the dreary details of my life and then trying to put a le positive spin on them. I was completely embarrassed so to a degree it helped, the excruciating embarrassment I felt detracted from the sadness if for a fleeting time.

You've got a better chance of seizing and or vomitting everywhere and going to the hospital than you do dying.

You'll probably just throw up

Buy a 6pack beer instead and play hide and seek on a busy railroad. 100% effective.
If it worked out for you, tell me.

Lmfao I drink 3 of these a day, how I'm not dead is beyond me

op is a turboautist

Give it a couple years time, boyo

I'll be looking forward to it :^)

>calling a suicide hotline to bitch about your problems
K Y S
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>problems so bad a suicide line dispatcher was gasping
Aspies deserve the rope.

>tfw I unironically don't think I could ever get depressed anymore considering all the sublime beauty there is in art in unlimited amounts on the internet nowadays.
I feel blessed every single fucking day.

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Sounds interesting - tell us about your life, maybe it'll make OP feel better.

Lethal caffeine overdose: 10g
Caffeine in one monster: 172mg
172mgx20=3440mg or 3.44g
Not to mention there is no way you could drink that much without getting sick and your body rejecting it out one hole or the other.

Haha, sorry but no way are you going to die from that. Have fun getting sick and wasting 20 monsters.

There's other shit in it that's toxic at high amounts. I will need some time to see if any would kill you by 20 normal cans, though.

It's not looking like anything else can compare, in a normal monster. Caffeine would be the killer before all else, but 20 wouldn't do it.

Don't fucking shoot yourself if you do that the liberals win and you're made a martyr for their message of gun control.

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Why not caffeine powder? Its way cheaper and you can actually consume enough of it quickly enough to not be able to pussy out.

I'm guessing this would induce a heart attack but or an aneurysm?

Please don't do it user, things will get better, you know they will

You're not gonna die from drinking 20. You'll either vomit it up, or go to bed and wake up with an extremely bad stomach ache.

i have heard of people going to the hospital for drinking like five in one day. were they just pussies?

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weird place for a sips general

I thought all you guys used vans for this shit anyway

Yes. Caffeine is not lethal at that dose FOR NORMAL PEOPLE. I'm sure they were on some shit.

It's hard to start my day without a sip.

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don't do it user. you will die. if you die then you cant kill yourself

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POSTING IN EBIC BREAD. BYEBYE user HE user HEROED

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. Read this book and apply what you learned.There is a translated version across the web.

You're welcome, u fuck.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Complete_Manual_of_Suicide

He'll be dead either way. You cannot NOT die.

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This, you need at least 10g caffeine for it to be lethal.
Got another 40 cans?

Op is a pussy. Drink a bottle of night time cold medicine, thatll put some fuckin hair on your nuts.

you'll get full after 2

Now link me to an actual page where I can read the book, not the bloody wiki.

Faggots like you should be permanently banned from r9k. You aren't robots and don't belong here.

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>death by sip
you disappoint Jow Forums

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