How do I get a femanon wet with what I'm packing?

>pressure masturbator
Wew lad. Almost forgot this term, I did that a lot up until the first grade.

Is this Peyronies Disease?

Op's dingus was designed for trench warfare.

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is that like dry humping? i did that from 13 to probably 19, am i fucked?

Is this really you user? There was a kid in grade school we called captain hook because his dick bent a lot to the side but holy fuck this is another level.

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Yeah its like where you fuck the ground or flat surface to orgasm totally fucks you long term. It is weird af you started so late. But as long as your cock is not crooked and you can get off gripping that bad boy I guess youre fine.

Hahahahahaha. Yeah dude I hated penis inspection day

my cock is crooked as fuck. it doesn't curve, but it leans WAY to the left because thats the side i would point it to when i dry humped my bed. like its literally rotated to the left from its socket. i think i fucked my dick up because its hard for me to cum by stroking and one time i got a bj and couldn't cum.

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Fuck man. Rip.
Why did you start fucking your bed at thir fuckin teen though? As far as the bj ive never been able to cum with another bean either, pressure to succeed/not as stimulating as porn and death grip.
Ive been noporn for a couple weeks now think I can maintain, ive been having trouble with my fantasies but im starting to figure out how to orgasm to my mind. Ive been actively working to not manhandle my cock too. Vaginas dont feel like a firm handshake.

My dick slightly curves up at the head.. Like not a lot but I'm on day 4 of nofap. Not chronic maybe once every week? Stress of wageslaving is ass.

But curved dinky goin up. That uh.. That "normal"?

>Why did you start fucking your bed at thir fuckin teen though?
idk, i think i was 12 actually now that i do the math. the first time i was just lightly rubbing the tip through my pants while looking at a swimsuit magazine, then the only way i could replicate it was by dry humping for some reason. i would edge like this for hours, too, and my dick would swell up like a fuck afterwards.
i don't fap too often any more, and if i do, its just to pics not video porn at least. i went 140 days nofap hard mode very recently and i still can't cum without a deathgrip.

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thank you anonymous poster, you made my day

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Idk what to say. Ive seen some pornstars with awful wicked dicks, so I guess you can still make it but you probably will have to fuck in certain positions and let your penis sensitize prior.

That's good. Straight dicks are no good

>asking Jow Forums how to get a girl wet

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This all makes sense now, I used to push up against the ground as a kid with it tucked straight down.
It must have made mine point that way.
I guess if I have some I'll have to stop them from doing that.
But also not tramatize them.

Did you ever do the thing where you flip your cock up into your waistband?
>all the ways you can fuck your dick
>not tramatize them.
Reminds me of the time I walked in on my relative flicking her bean(we were both minors), called her a freak and left.

I'm listening to Loveline right now. It's entertaining even when you do have internet.

>Trench Warfare in WW2
>Late Model StG-44 with "curve" barrel for around the corner shooting in City Battles
user.. Come now..