I'm a lonely kinda cute femanon and I need attention, only robots will do. pls gib

I'm not that pathetic, that's for sure!

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My discord 95pepe#4933

Damn you bitch
I'll stick to my asmr waifus then babay

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I spend all my time in mmos and im a freakin hikkimori because I'm retarded about going out in the sun I think spending one minute of time outside will give me skin cancer so I never do it.

Also I think Ichigo is better than Zero two, zero two is big domme and she scares me
I dun use discord u gonna have to msg me here

Hell you sound perfect too bad Chad's gonna mess u up

>I dun use discord
Well make one

Telegram?,Kik?, Whatsapp?
I wanna be your friend so bad then stop talking to you in a month to cause myself more pain

Send me an email [email protected]

ok I will make a discord
I just spilt water all over my pc and my keyboard is spazzing out so I had to change to laptop ;w;

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You probably don't want to do that unless you want to end up involved in drama from a server full of jealous orbiters who hate eachother

Stop whiteknighting you faggot.

sage goes here^^^

look if you're gonna make a post asking for attention at least say how to contact you, or do you want this thread to be some sort of e-bukkake you fucking sloot.

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Theres no attachment to people in a thread vs making friends with people then them disappearing and being sad

tits + timestamp or gtfo
sage

It's actually [email protected]

>kinda cute
>probably landwhale with autism or a man

Yeah this is offensive as a female I am not going to email you

/b/ was the most popular board newfag

hello I made a discord and it is called ChickenWitch
#8281
so you can add that, or dont. I mean, whatever.

Also you got one right, I am autistic.

Tits and timestamp or gtfo you know the drill. Will ignore thread till then.

Ok have fun with your discord drama

How much of this board is autistic? >2/3?

>all this unironic beta orbiting
Holy fuck you retards never learn. Hidden and saged.

Not OP, just cheking this trip thing

You know, I'm starving for some girl interaction but I feel like it's just impossible to interact with a girl who is probably gonna get at least 30 friend requests from this thread alone.
How the fuck do you people manage to ignore this and go for it anyways?

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>Satania posting
You've convinced me, female (male)

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quit begging for (You)'s and allow for actually good threads to thrive

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You just need to give it a chance? Who knows, go for it

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my schalngus bo wangus is gigantic

No, it's not up to chance.
She will end up listening to the guy who offers to buy her things first, that's how women work.
I have absolutely no chance since I'm not going to drop money on people online.

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I decided to talk to one person from this thread but they already got bored of me after about 4 sentences.
Feels bad.
I guess if you want to add me to talk to me, know I will only want to talk about video games and anime >.>

>when you're such a worthless roastie that even robots don't want to interact with you

>drop money on people online
How common is this actually?

Same, whenever I try to make friends they get tired of me cause I can't really have conversations about stuff that isn't related to Japan, math or cooking.

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Way too common user, even me being a guy have gotten a couple of orbiters that are just happy to see me happy about them buying me things.
I just have to sound excited about a game and they will buy it for me, say I'm hungry and they will order food for me, if this can happen to a stupid boy like me imagine what a girl is capable of.

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Why did you accept anything?

>Japan, math or cooking
brother from another mother

>unironically enjoys talking about math
how do i contact you?

Because I'm a trash human being who likes getting things, I mean who doesn't?

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If someone offered me something I would drop them because they are a weak person

Imagine being this naive...

You are a great person then, user.
I wish you the best and I want to be someone like you someday.
Shut up idiot.

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If someone offered me money for stuff I wouldn't take it, and try to give them attention and make them feel good, as they're probably very lonely :

hai please teach me about the real world bby

>/b/ good /b/ popular

only a faggot like you would fail to realize that each board is completely different

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show nails

wana know how I know you're not a girl?

tits + timestamp or gtfo

also holy fuck u fucking idiots. ask for tits b4 rushing towards the fucking oasis illusion

>likes ichigo
is there a bigger red flag?

Oh god are you that chink underage looking roastie who goes by kupo on discord?

If you're still around, how often do you go outside and do you work or go to school?

whats your discord? want to talk this a bit further little cutie?

I sent a friend request but after reading the thread, realized this isn't a good idea. please do not accept it, thanks

what mmos do you play? you sound like exactly somebody i know from some japanese mmo i play

You mean they sound exactly like a fictional character?
I was just thinking the same thing.