How do people rob banks without getting caught?

How do people rob banks without getting caught?

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>cop follow robber in car
>cop pull car over
>did u rob bank sir?
>no
>ok
>broooooooom

Be a Rothschild.

Most of the ones that do rob small town banks where the cops have little to no experience with shit like that.
I live in a small town and most things cops deal with are drunks and domestic desputes.
We had 2 bank robberies here in 15 years and none of them got captured.

I'll tell you how.

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

Getting caught wasn't part of their plan

bee yourself and it will all go fine

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its easy as fuck to do, its just that most people are too scared to do it. one guy robbed a bank that a girl from my highschool worked at and they only caught him because he immediately tried to deposit the money in his bank down the street

That's some next level retardation shit.

As a bank employee, I can tell you its very difficult for the average person to get away with robbing a bank.

Mostly because the average person who does so, would be doing it out of desperation and thus is unlikely to have very much forethought or planning involved. That, coupled with the sheer number of security obstacles and training designed specifically, not to stop you, but to CATCH you makes extremely unlikely albeit not impossible.

That being said, once you know the workings of these systems, it wouldnt be very hard to rob a bank and even get away with the money.

The difficult part would be spending the money in any efficient capacity without attracting attention and subsequently being caught.

>the sheer number of security obstacles and training designed specifically, not to stop you, but to CATCH you
care to elaborate?

Not that guy but
>silent alarms
>armed guards
>cctv
>dye packs
>tracking devices

In poor areas, the banks have like 3 inch sercurity glass between the lobby and the tellers. You wouldn't even be able get to the cash without figuring out how to reliably get into the back office with a teller or bank employee.

Maybe this >44966027. Robbing bank is hard, I believe. Cops are smart, maybe as smart as you. They also more "prepare", well-equipped and trained. Best way in my opinion is to have "inside man" or bribe a dirty cop. Good luck.

Be black they can't arrest every black person amirite.

Correct. Add to that things like traffic cameras, cameras on the ATM outside the bank, not to mention the high likelylood that like an idiot you drove your own vehicle to commit the crime, and immediately went home after.

Like I said, it isnt impossible, just extremely difficult. Its a system literally designed to find you AFTER the crime, not stop you DURING.

Add in the fact that you were probably desperate to even try it, which means youll probably immediately use the money to get out of whatever bind you were in. Pay bills, buy shit, whatever.

Keep in mind banks arent like Scrooge mcducks vault or some shit. At most youll get a couple of tellers drawers before you have to get the out to be successful, so assuming the tellers are doing their job and watching their drawer limits, youd be lucky to net anything over 10k if that.

ever been in a robbery while working?

literally all you have to do is park away from any cameras and walk there.

then you have to run to get to your car

and likewise, you'd have to look at the cameras in order to see if there are cameras where you parked.

Yes once. Takeover robbery by a single man. Took us all in the vault and gun point and made the tellers open the boxes one by one. However, the boxes are all dual controlled and combination locked, so it took a lot longer than he was expecting.

He was understandably increasingly nervous and in a rush, so he immediately left after about just two drawers.

We waited inside the vault till the coast was clear, then immediately called the police etc.

They were already on their way though because I pulled the silent alarm beneath my desk the moment he came in with a mask and reached in his backpack.

He got about $3500 total.

Think. The cameras would still see the direction you went. And the police could request, or subpoena, the surveillance cameras of any other stores or traffic cameras in that direction too. You might delay them, but theyd still find you eventually.

Again, not saying its impossible, but it takes more than parking away from the bank and walking there.

did he get away or did they catch him eventually?

He was caught. Not sure if its the same at all banks, but mine had a policy of letting us know theyd been caught and court dates etc in case we wanted closure or something.

The FBI agents who came after it happened also gave us their cards in case we wanted to follow up on the investigation or provide any additional details.

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These days its very difficult, probably impossible. Requires an inside man at least. You couldn't do it in a major city at all these days and small rural banks have fuck all money to make it worth the risk. Would require more trickery and brains then violence and use of force.

People rob banks for stupid amounts of money, like no one is making off with hundreds of thousands of dollars from an armored truck, they're stealing like $400 for heroin

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They go for the register instead of the safe

Yep. Maybe once a decade there's an attempt at an Ocean's 11 style heist - I think the last one was in Europe, but wasn't at a bank, it was an airport where a huge shipment of diamonds was skillfully removed by people who seemed to have had military training.

99.99% of bank robberies are your local meth or crackhead walking in, handing a note and hoping that they can score a few hundred bucks.

I need to watch that film again asap

In 2018 you can't, surveillance is everywhere, visual, data, etc. Literally everything is tracked, unless you invent a teleportation device, and a way to launder stolen money without it being picked up, you can't do shit anymore.

Top kek, that's hilarious. That's the kind of story you have to keep in mind when you're down. No matter how stupidly you might've fucked up, at least you're not that guy.

>they only caught him because
And you know that he wouldn't be caught otherwise how...?

>rob a bank
>get on airplane
>jump out of airplane at 30,000 feet
>?
>live in the woods/die

Does banks even have physical money anymore?

My idea would be to use a Jammer so that they won't be able to call using wireless, simultaneously cutting their power and phone / net. Then you wear a hat full of infra-red lights so that the cameras can't see your face.
I assume they wouldn't be able to find out then.

>wouldn't be able to find out
Except they'll track you to the moment you put it on/take it off. Have you even seen the software used to analyze surveillance grids?

>rob bank
>sell through localbitcoins and go in a privacy coin
>go off the grid for 2+ months or even move
>???
>profit

Easy enough, r-right?

>Have you even seen the software used to analyze surveillance grids?
Can't say i have user. But if you ditch your electronics and hide in the woods. Change your clothes, dye your hair and shit. Then emerge in a new city. Surely they wouldn't find out then?

>Can't say i have user.
You can basically input any person anywhere, and it will give you their entire movements on the entire grid (crossreferenced with cell phone stuff, facial recognition cameras, regular cameras etc. from all the archives and put together so you basically have something you can rewind to any point in time to see where the person was).
>Change your clothes, dye your hair and shit.
Facial recognition works regardless of that, and obviously if you went "into the woods" you'd be easily visible to IR/thermal drones, balloons, airplanes, and satellites.

>Does banks even have physical money anymore?
Learn English or fuck off you sack off shit.