Admit it guys; he's right...

Admit it guys; he's right, and your misogynistic obsession with female promiscuity and partner count is why you're a permavirgin with no friends lol.

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As a girl this guy probably only said this to get good boy points so he can get laid.

We've had this thread before.
I liked him back when he taught history and basic science on crash course.

we need it again because these faggots won't learn.

look at that face. the face of a cuck.

Hank (((Green)))

Do I read the square under the first box 2nd or the box to the right of it?

Before eating my cereal I enjoy having 48 dicks dipped in it

This is a great quote but I wish people shared more from him. His autism is too extreme, the world deserves to see more than just this one quote.

is this jordan peterson?

>what you don't enjoy having your breakfast fucked by 48 other men you puritan?

No, he is john green, the quintasential liberal writter.

the number of dicks you've sucked says a lot about what your real priorities are

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Alhe might as well have done in for that reason.
afaik he literally married the stacy that friendzoned him in high school

If anyone still wonders who this is, he is John Green, some faggot cuck who wrote a shitty novel and runs the Crash Course channel on YT. He's super biased and leans towards the left. Watch the History CC to know exactly what I mean. In their video about Christiniaty, for instance, he goes "derp people still believe Jews betrayed Jesus I mean that's literally not true".

I don't buy cereal if the bag has already been opened, that's just gross. You don't know what kind of disgusting person could have put their hands in there.

Sex is a form of power and conquest. Green's blabbering is just postmodern, anti-heirarchy nonsense. If it didn't have some significance, then the implications of promiscuity wouldn't be essentially universal to human cultures.

lol This. If this is true then he's obviously just coping. Even if he thinks that it is unjust that women are held to a different standard, the fact that this "bothers" him is fucking pathetic. But then again, if women dont think it's okay to sleep around, then awkward cucks like him cant orbit them in anticipation of sex.

yes women are like cheerios except their holes are way bigger and looser

>cereal analogy

You have to be a smart Rick and Morty watching intellectual to understand such deep allegories, child.

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>Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
Absolutely.
>No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men
I slutshame men irl.
>weird thing to care about
That 33% drop in the chances of a successful marriage after losing virginity is pretty damn important. Some Christian you are Green you fucking pozhead.

His wife probably fucked a couple of Chads in high school and then felt guilty and ran to Green the virgin, who was willing to forgive her and become her slave for life in exchange for being allowed to froth up Chad's discharge with his 4 incher.

This guys s o y makes me want to punch him in the face

God damn this guy a sad delusional cuckold.
Women become atomized to intimate relationship s after whoring out. Keep your ROASTIES you KEK