What do you imagine the brain-damaged version of you to be like?

Depends on what kind of brain-damaged. Having to talk to you all every day reminds me how I don't know anyone who isn't brain-damaged.

Spoken like a true sufferer of C-PTSD

Probably actually into fart porn and not just wallowing in my own Dutch ovens

>Extremely violent
Anger is a secondary emotion.

>sheltered white uni student with PTSD

good one

He would be unstable.
If I become brain-damaged, then this means, me, ignoring the consequences of everything I planned.

Let's say he's damaged, become unstable and executed one of my massive plans. Or should I say he executed a politician, like a building full of them.
Do you think my family would be safe or anything? No, and he would also not kill himself after this and will be punished nicely.

End of the story, brain-damaged me equals a retard and a big one since He's planning to do big stuff. (and harming innocent ones)

lol nigga u in an FBI database now

i'm already brain damaged. i was in an alcohol induced coma two times. pretty sure my iq is somewhere around 85. i can't even do basic maths.

i have literal brain damage ama

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Fuckin USA better stay out of my destiny, or else they can be the victim.

What's the last math class you took that was easy to you?

i took a painting class one time and we painted a picture of a house.

oh you said math. i have brain damage, as you see.

probably never in my life, not even grade 1.

I was a hyperactive child and grew up in a small 1 br apartment, so obviously there were many instances of smashing my head into the wall. Also plenty of times I got socked in the skull at school, no doubt this has effected my brain structure and shaped my personality in some ways.

have any of you ever rubbed your hand over a crevice on your skull and think "did something happen here?".

Well If I'm autistic then not much will change

>mfw I think I know this user

Honestly the brain damaged version of me would probably be wildly successful, bumbling through life making choices on a whim without a second thought, only to go on zany adventures because his damaged brain would hinder his ability to overthink things and chicken out of every social situation. He'd be a yes man, and far more happy than me

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Nice trips, but feels like you're mocking someone.

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hiIarious

Why is that funny? Believe me?

Kinda funny that, hilarious was original.

Thanks fren. The only person I'm mocking is myself. I've been living the life of a recluse, distanced from everything. In my deep self reflection I see how many opportunities I had for companion filled adventures, but I completely missed out because I was would obsess and worry about every single detail, down to my potential actions and their consequences on the emotions of people in the group. I would often miss it entirely, just from losing track of time worrying my fucking head off about nothing

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swap l with I to make originai iooking words

because thats like when someone on /b/ says "I know that girl! and are wrong 99.9% of the time.

exactly the same but slower and with slurred speech

Ok, I might as well try. Do you like top ramen and Arizona drinks?

Why wouldn't you, they're really cheap?
I also like hot dogs.

>the only person I'm mocking is myself
My bad then.
Sounds like you should become an cold-hearted monster. That's only way to stop overthinking about emotions of you, or emotions of other ones.

>ramen and arizona drink
That's like 99.9% of /ck/

Person you were replying to: No, that is poorfag shit. Guess I wasn't really that poor if I was fed apple juice and peanut butter sandwiches as a kid.

Well you said you got the piss kicked out of you, thats poorfag shit too desu. The user I know likes noodles and walking his dog. At least you got a laugh.

That's good advice senpai. Once I get my ego back, I plan on trying zero fucks mode. The problem now is that I have really awful teeth thanks to years of sips, a childhood full of Mt Dew and years of depression left me with the teeth of a Brit on meth. I'm getting dentures soon so I won't be nearly as repulsive when I laugh, smile, or experience any sort of joy.

thanks for the you's user, being aknowleged brings me good feels

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>teeth of a Brit on meth
lmao

>you said you got the piss kicked out of you
Actually rarely been "beaten up," but at least 10 times just socked in the head

>aggressive teeth health
I don't know, user. My fangs always gives me a stupid superiority towards everyone.
Maybe you should also get one. (mine is natural, tho)

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How the hell does someone drink themselves into a coma? I've literally gone through a handle of vodka in like 6 hours on an empty stomach several times and i do pass out but I always wake up within a reasonable amount of time

Still pretty fucked. I think poor people are more prone to violence. Why did you get punched in the head?

>you have to go to war to get ptsd
Gooder one

a fool that wanders around trying to make friends but lacks something crucial that others have, probably would give me a heart of gold because i used to be a nice person before i got jaded
either that or i would be smashing bugs at the parks spouting same words over and over again while laughing with childlike glee at the sound the rock makes upon impact
>inb4 i am the braindamaged version and don't even know it

If you believe the theories online we are all brain damaged by chemicals, microwaves or whatever

If you believe the theories online then you are most certainly brain damaged, yes.

Man, I don't even know, the shit I do is what I've done since I was a kid. I'd probably do the same stuff, which is kinda worrying.

I wish I was brain damaged so that I couldn't know that I am such a loser.

Is bad desu. Got a bad gap in the front because of missing tooth(the one between front and canine) and every tooth is outlined with the scourge. The color of the outline is a mix of moss, gravel and blackness.

For real? I'm getting all of my top teeth pulled out and I have a say in what my final "smile" will look like. I was talking to my periodontist and he said if I didn't like the way my real teeth looked before, he could adjust pr much everything about the top row. Would having *slightly* pronounced canines give me the upper hand?

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Maybe if it made me less anxious, I'd actually be more functional and less of an avoidant coward.

>Would having *slightly* pronounced canines give me the upper hand?
I guess it's not like having a cyborg arm, but don't you gonna feel more better/cuter/wild/aesthetically pleasing?
Smalls details are always welcome.

>it's not like having a cyborg arm
Lmao
You have a very good point though, I'd be proud to have such a fiercely cute smile. I enjoy the human-but-still-wild look. Thanks for the input user! I have an appointment next week and I'm definitely going to inquire about this. When he asked, I didn't give it much thought but you onto something fren

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Probably an anime fan

please do not do something as autistic as getting fake fangs put in, you WILL regret it in a year or less

t. i filed my canines to be sharp when i was a teenager and it is so embarrassing now

>filed canines
lol

A lot more happy

Give me afew more years. This alcoholism thing seems to be dmaging my brain.

i imagine he would say things like "BUUUUUH" and "DUUUUUUR" often

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I appreciate the words of caution user, but luckily the guy is pretty top notch so there's no chance in hell he would let me get cartoony with it. Many moons ago before the scourge, my bite lines were a perfect line across. Even when I had good teeth, they looked like related pic. Seemed unnaturally flat to me

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What if you just lost like 20 IQ points? That's like a week without sleep.

what do you mean a week without sleep

i confess to still liking an interesting bite line.
but yeah go for it if you trust your guy.

Sleep deprivation lowers your IQ. If you've ever talked to someone who's really sleepy you probably noticed.

interdastig

Honest question, are they an improvement to the efficiency of the canines? Have you noticed an increase in tearing power? My teeth are so bad I have to limit what I eat to the soft af realm of foods, cause any real challenge to my current teeth is pain and suffering or more broken teeth.

It'd be nice to come back with a vengeance

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they cut the inside of my lower lip sometimes now

unless you get used to being sleep deprived
Ive gotten used to it and the only impact I get from sleep deprivation is I slow down slightly and I have difficulties with english (eslboi)

Well shit. So they've become too effective. I'm sorry to hear that fren. Any plans to get them less lethal or are you bearing the scar?

i never want to tell anyone what I did, i just never smile anymore
i am super ashamed

They may be more understanding than you'd think senpai. I've ignored the existence of my putrid smile for years, not even acknowledging anything about them. I'm getting dentures and I'm still in my twenties, which makes me feel really insecure cause how did I fuck up so badly.

I've opened up to a couple people I see through my job about a twenty something needing dentures, but everyone has been understanding and had shared their firmiliar fucked up dental stories. You're not alone friendo

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That's me, when I was diagnosed with chronic ptsd I thought the doc was fucking retarded

i think i might have ptsd but idk who to talk to about it.
a couple bad things in my life happened that make me think this.

Probably be posting frogs on r9k

me irght now im really tired

THE BRAIN DAMAGED VERSIAN OF ME IS ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE
im so tired

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I'd probably be much more happy, since I wouldn't have the mental capacity for all the self-hatred I have for myself.

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Tell him you want your teeth almost perfect and straight. Not quite perfect but close.