Pineapple is good for you

> be me, 21
>eating a can of pineapple
>thinking about it
>one pineapple has 36 ounces of chunks after peeling and cutting
>most common canned pineapple sizes are 20oz and 46oz
>one normal pineapple cannot fill a 46 ounce can
>two pinapple cans have the same pineapple in them
>Mfw girls eat Pineapples
>Mfw I look at the can and it says "36oz"
>Mfw a girl could be eating the same pineapple as me right now
>basically had sex
>see you robots later on my way to becoming a chad

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not even oc.

Is aything on the Internet?

OCs were once OCs.

But were they really?
Einstein once stated the three universal truths:
-There are no OCs on the Internet.
-There are no girls on the Internet.
-There is Porn of everything.

is anything in life? We basically copy others. Our parents, our friends, our society etc shapes us. There is nothing in life that is purely original. Just a remix.

ahahaha ummm i'm actually unique sweaty ;) there will never be another person like me so yeah i'd say im quiet original ahahah idiot

Fuck Dude
I didn't want to have an existential crisis today

I should kill myself really good

enzymes and stuff

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Oh yeah? I bet you have a physical body like 100% of people

oh honey ahahahaha, my cells are 100% unique they have never existed outside of my body (except maybe that time i creamed on the football captains cock lol) so it doesn't even matter if everyone has a body because we are all unique :))

We are all Stardust that existed longer than any memes we can think of today so you are not unique. Also ur gey

virgin alert ahahahahahaha talking about stars or something haaaahahahahahah go back to your pokemone cards sweetie :) your'e IQ isn't high enough to carry on a conversation with me hahaahaha

I didn't want to do this but you forced me too.
I have to unleash my full insult potential.
ur mom also gey
ur dad a fag
ur sister a mister
ur brother a mother
ur grandpap a trap
ur granny a tranny
ur ancestors incestors

I hope you learned your lesson

I was thinking of a more mental sense. And also, I added 'purely' for a reason. A remix of a song may be deemed original, but technically isn't, because there was an influence/inspiration.

yeah well ur family tree lgbt :)))
hahahah ooookk that's really interesting dear but if you'll excuse me i have a date with my bf :) bye looser

No its not because it copied a song that already wasn't original and just changed it a bit

r/ihavesex

>mfw eating a can of pineapple at work
>qt3.14 walks in
>"you know, eating lots of pineapple makes your semen sweet"
>turn beet red and start stammering something incomprehensible
>she laughs at me and walks away
>get home try to forget about it
>see OP's thread
>PTSD triggered

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>works at a place where qt3.14s
see? thats where you fucked up already

Fuck off ya reddit-dwelling namefag retard

Fuck
I have been discovered
My Infiltration attempt has failed
Back to the pits of Normiedom I guess

I stopped eating pineapple once I found out it was the cause of me losing my sense of taste.
Pinrapples destroy your taste buds.