I just want to win the lottery and be NEET forever, is that really so much to ask for?

I just want to win the lottery and be NEET forever, is that really so much to ask for?
why do i have to adapt to a normie life i don't want nor will enjoy, just give me the money i can to stay home and be comfotable, please

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you can just kill yourself and make everyone feel better.

I think I would enjoy a normie life if I had something to do it for, something to come home to, a purpose.
But I don't have any of these, nor will I ever.

I think my body is quickly breaking down due to a major miscalculation. It's quick, but it feels like it'll take a few weeks to months to kill me.
I'm feeling it.

If I become a ghost, I will try to give you the win.

Why do you have to enjoy anything. Did your parents enjoying raising you? Life is not about enjoyment. Its about growing up and then dying.

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Really adding to the discussion there, edgelord.

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that sounds like some boomer talk to me

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check'd

sudoku is the best answer though

yes that post totally ruined your roastie begging.

i won the lottery by being born in a socialist country, I'm collecting mad NEETbux and soon I will move into my new appartment that the government pays for. I have 2 hot assistants that drive me around wherever I want and later I'll have people to wash my clothes and do my groceries.

Right now I'm eating a kilo of chilli nuts before breakfast and I'm gona watch game of thrones all day and shitpost.

you are living my dream man

Sounds pretty comfy, to be honest.
I keep putting off eating to bump a thread and shitpost.

thanks, I hope you too are blessed with indefinate neetdom some day

Thank you, NEETking.
May eternal NEETbux line your pockets.

Jow Forums is actualIy the best medium to interact with people, since only in this environment can we be free to speak our minds, unhindered by the restrictions of "real life." Meatspace is not conducive to getting our social needs met. IRL people are three-dimensional pig disgusting. They have BO, bad breath, they spit when they talk, they're fat, ugly, have stupid tattoos and act cringeworthily. no wonder most normies need to drink alcohol in order to be around people for so long- and find it fun and relaxing.

I have no idea what I'd even talk about with IRL friends. People communicate for information and entertainment, if I was in a survival scenario where I had to work together with other people for a common goal, I'd have no problem doing it. But during peacetime in everyday life there is literally nothing I have to say to anybody. Any information or entertainment I get on the internet or by myself in real life, I do my own research and critical thinking to solve my own problems, and I care neither for other people to complain to me about their issues or to burden others by telling them things that bother me, as friends often do with each other.

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I'm almost jealous at how dumb you are.

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If your so smart than explain to me how I'm dumb

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ITS NOT FAIR
WHY WAS I BORN AMERICAN

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You wouldnt understand it anyways

This is literally me, going out and buying/redeeming lottery tickets every day is practically a part time job.

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I would tell you, but you clearly would not be able to comprehend it!

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Yes l wouId you stupid retard

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Yes l would you stupid retard

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>tfw no mathematically guaranteed formula to calculate exactly where and when a winning mega millions lottery ticket can be purchased

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Indeed. I've thoroughly research the lottery draw process, and it is totally random. Any set of numbers can win, but usually they contain none or 2 consecutive numbers, often 3 consecutive numbers or two pairs of consecutive numbers, and only very rarely 4 consecutive numbers or 3 and 2. Yes, theoretically the base pool could be 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, mega 12, but that will never actually happen.