>be me
>total shut in neet
>sometimes work because i need games
>start cleaning at festivals
>tiring but pays well
>break
>get some food wit coworker
>grill sits next to me
>starts flirting with me
>wat.jpg
>flirt back
>she steals my cap
>go after her because i need my cap
"give me your number and ill give your cap back"
>she calls me right then and there
>start texting
robots its not that hard if i can do it you can too
Why is Kim Jong Un eating there?
Yeah but you didnt do shit in that situation. Sounds like the grill did all the work and she probably just wants to harvest your organs.
kek its just fuckin Kim Jong Un sitting there
>tfw Kim Jong Un > your thread
God, i wish that were me so fucking much. I just wanna hug somenone.
>If I can do it
You did shit all. You just sat there and someone else came up to you. Congratulations on being attractive to a member of the opposite sex. It's not something everyone can do
>she steals my cap
>go after her because i need my cap
You mean you went after her just because you needed it for the job, not because you noticed her playful teasing from the start?
>posting an image more interesting than your shitty bait thread
Rookie mistake
should have called the police instead
I'm not Op, OP is a faggot
My post is still valid and true regardless.
>she makes a move on you
>"its not that hard if i can do it you can too"
Are you literally retarded? Is this a bait?
OP, old buddy old pal, I don't believe this happened.
>shut in neet
>sometimes works
Opinion discarded
>be normie
>live life on easy mode
>"if I can do it so can you"
none of you go outside this is why OP got the win. and this upsets you. robots, why don't you just hang around outside and be scouted by a girl wanting the fucc?
generalizing this hard
i wonder why this was not original...
I'd love the girl to come to you like in the animes but it doesn't happen user.
1) IF YOU WORK YOU AREN'T A NEET.
2) YOU JUST HAD SOME WOMAN HIT ON YOU, HOW IN THE WORLD AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN? I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ADVICE IS. ARE YOU TELLING ME TO GET A JOB, ANY JOB AND A GF WILL JUST START FLIRTING WITH ME? SORRY, I'VE HAD JOBS BEFORE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN (TO ME). ARE YOU TELLING ME TO GET A CLEANING JOB? NOT ONLY DO I THINK THAT YOUR PLAN IS DOOMED TO FAILURE BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR ADVICE IS.
I am literally spending only 2-3 hours at home and sleepy time, otherwise im out and about. Noone approached me so far and im doing this for the last 7years.