>learning a new language
>sexy computer lady voice says degrading shit to me
>latent sissy masochist awakens
Well shit, I guess I'm moving to Norway. Any Norwegian NEETS able to tell me more?
Duolingo
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Jayden Roberts
>meanwhile I'm learning Esperanto
>a masculine voice keeps telling you Vi estas la viro. (You are the man)
You chose... poorly.
Ryder Green
>I'm learning Esperanto
Why?
Connor Wright
Because I decided to on a whim. But why not? I'm too much of a brainlet to learn a real one, and those who do speak it picked it up it deliberately.There is even free lodging all over the globe for Esperantistoj.
Meanwhile you'll only be able to speak to cucks and arabs.
Ayden Robinson
I'm moving to Espara next month
Daniel Perry
>I'm too much of a brainlet to learn a real one
All you needed to say, the rest of the post was superfluous.
Isaiah Rogers
What makes you think they will let you in to Norway?
Kayden Allen
Norway I see... Gl hf
Angel Miller
Restu kolera
Jaxon Young
Not NEET but you can fuck right off. Being ugly and fat here is basically suicide.
Du har bedre sjanse i Russland eller noe annet dritt land.
Sebastian Hughes
I used to do the exact same thing with Google translate's Text to Speech. That voice still turns me on.
Ryder Gray
Norway is full of beautiful, rich, smart, honest people. You have no chance for a better life here, trust me.
Michael Baker
This is the most crushing thing I've ever read online.
Nathan Wilson
Duolingo sucks dick
Use Memrise
Owen Morris
I am sorry bro. What is your home country? Norwegian culture is too exclusive. Norwegian girls do not want foreign men. Unless you are 8/10, sociable on a very high level, you have no chance here.
Sebastian Johnson
I'm from Argentina, but I'm white. I'm very sociable, but at the same time I would only rate myself a 7/10. Can I still find a qt norway waifu?
Austin Clark
Or don't be a brainlet and use multiple methods/sites.
Wyatt Phillips
>I'm from Argentina, but I'm white
Like clockwork.
Thomas Adams
REEEEEE WHY DOES NO LANGUAGE LEARNING PROGRAM HAVE FINNIIISH
THEY HAVE FUCKING TAGALOG, ESPERANTO, AND OTHER RETARDED LANGUAGES BUT NOT FINNISH
Lucas Williams
How does it feel to be less important than klingon?
Samuel Jackson
Yes.
You will need hobbies. Yoga, bouldering, hiking, etc is all very popular here. For Norwegian girls these hobbies are attractive when you are foreign.
Hoping the best for you friend. Norwegian girls are stupid hot.
Jaxson Morgan
If I was finnish, why would I want to learn the language? I'm planning on moving there to get away from normalfags and live near the comfy cold wilderness.
Justin Evans
Let me rephrase:
How does it feel to know you're less important as a Finish language learner than a Klingon language learner?
Michael Fisher
Are you from Norway? If so, are you a beautiful, rich, smart, honest person?
Easton Martin
I am not honest, or upper class, but smart and beautiful. Most popular in MS and HS, currently enrolled in Uni. Currently dating 8/10 grill after binging girls from Tinder. Currently at 17 girls but I am only 21, so hopefully I will hit 50 at one point or another.
Joshua Diaz
So what brings you to r9k, babychad?
Xavier Kelly
Bad. Fucking shitty normalfag pop culture, reeeeeeeeee
Gabriel Martinez
Always liked Jow Forums. From a sociological perspective the board culture is interesting. Among a handfull of plans, one is to host community courses for lost young men. How to live life. How to meet girls and be happy.
Sadly, your background (parents, socioeconomic status, social practice growing up, looks, health) are already factors that limit most people on this board to be who they wish to be. I think it is important to do the best you can, and be the best you can given the circumstances. A large part of this board is capable of a large transformation I am sure.