/britfeel/

why is your waifu geting minge munched by a gulpin?
oh god.
REEEEEEEEEEE IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU *voce crack*

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>Being gay is okay!
I totally agree lad I'm glad we see eye to eye on these thi
>better dead than red.
o-oh

my husbando is Narancia

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If he never existed, then why was he made up? i dont see why a handful of jews would conspire to make a new religion when they would have been aware of the consequences at the time. Its a miracle that Constantine converted to Christianity. Unless of course you're suggesting that the jews were secretly working with the romans, but even then why would some roman emperors try to bring back paganism if christianity was the grand plan

GET FUCKED WAYNE, GET FUCKED
I'm dying

y-you too
I'll try and open up a telepathic link ASAP and find out lid
SP lad, your lack of knowledge with women is showing
It's not anywhere near her private places
Good choice

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Jun may be a Godless degenerate freak but I bet he's a decent lad to get a drink with

I unironically think religion was created by aliens and they didn't think we'd get so advanced that we'd be able to figure out certain places didn't exist

I'M GOIN TO BED

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He's pathetic. The mother did nothing wrong. If that anyone else's kid they'd take away his stupid games or just kick him out of the house.

I'd personally beat his shit up.

thinking about filtering all anons, just seeing what britfeels like with only tripfags for a day (anons replying or talking to trips would be unfiltered)

your waifu is dabbing pepe?

do you think he can carry 3 pints at once?

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Ironically even though this is likely a misplaced post, it still fits quite well.

>tfw even here surrounded by virgins and abject failures in life shunned by everyone
is this aspergers?

haha *dab* nice one mate.
I want to make them feel good, set them down the path of pure degeneracy :^)
Come now user, Tim has cummies for you.
i meant; better dead? than red! (Join now)
Very true fren.

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Wayne seems like such a bizarre name given the posh accents which are omnipresent in the video

I love the way he literally Reeeeeees

Just noticed you can post straight from the desu archive, dope

its an allegory, for how one man performing good deeds can change the entire world

he was most likely real though, obviously embellished/details filled in ect

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!

What's the story behind this video? Why is the squeaky kid being kicked out?

>posh accents
are they?
t. surrey pleb
>little kid doing the neenaw police noise is so cute haha

>i meant; better dead? than red! (Join now)
Made me laff la
He'd be fun to get a drink with precisely because he's a degenerate fren

>What's the story behind this video?
it's you in a year or two

>doesn't know about the lower thigh boosey
haha what a virgin. I bet you've never even fingered a girl

>lewding tim

Right that's it you're coming with me sunshine, get in the bag

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He's just mentally ill lad. They just wanted him to fuck off to college but he was off his meds and he cracked.

I think I'd be a bit more accepting than that human dog whistle.

36th for kill all nonces

Fink I might be gay lids, not comfy at all

s-sorry chad
mumi sed my time will come

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>>little kid doing the neenaw police noise is so cute haha
i know, bless the poor kids and the parents

if i had a kid like this I'd drop him off at a motorway service station and leave him to fester, such a tist would probably never make it home

YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER

YOU'RE WORSE THAN A JOURNALIST!

lads why do girls keep staring at me when im at the bus stop

He'd get fucked by a Curly Watts lookalike.

can some people not?

>full winky coverage

What did Tim mean by this?

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haha classic reference there lad

whatever happened to marko and that

is this louie?

So he just had an autistic meltdown but recorded for some reason?

>worse than a jihadist
not fluent in autist I see
prefer yours though tbqh

they're casing your phone

>going to have to redo my driving theory because I've been fucking around for so long

fuck sake why does he have to wear his guitar straps like a spacker

Isn't word salad strongly associated with schizophrenia?

think you might be a nonce?

Haha that makes more sense. I wondered why he had it in for journalists.

Mine expired too. After 2 years right? Oh well, it's easy, although it's a waste of 20 (?) pounds having to do it again.

He meant the winky had full coverage, evidently

the amount of times he basically resorts to no u is fucking hilarious

Sounds a bit far fetched. I think its more likely that most religions, maybe all, came about due to a lack of scientific understanding and to reinforce cultural ideas. My dad believes in this sorta thing, he thinks aliens build the pyramids and all that shite.

>its an allegory, for how one man performing good deeds can change the entire world

Goes back to my prior points really about Christians being persecuted by the romans. If it was an allegory, i dont see why the early apologists would literally burn for it.

what does thou mean

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Is Sagiri chad? Wouldn't be surprise

or is he at least not a festering khv

>Isn't word salad strongly associated with schizophrenia?
yes unfortunately

what's a winky?

>Iewding tim

Right that's it you're coming with me sunshine, get in the bag

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watch the video ye melon, he thinks it's some kind of evidence (of what lol) which he can take to the police

just get on with learning to drive you knob

>Sounds a bit far fetched.
I know but the way everything in the world sort of works perfectly together, like the ecosystem is so incredible makes me think it could only happen if it were designed

oops meant for bus lad

as you were LG x

He'll probably be the one accused of abuse, since he said "you're making me want to kill you"

literally tims face when

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A wimbus lad. A pecker. Rictus Erectus. Trouser meat.

I would but the next available test is after it expires

Yeah he recorded it and then uploaded the vocaroo here.

It was years ago. He got back on his medication and he's now fine, works as a junior soil scientist for the National Soil Resources Institute near Milton Keynes.

Lads here seem to think I'm normie which I'm alright with, happy with even
I've had my moments but I don't think I'm chad

it's for reference

wew

fed up of girls staring at me for 20 seconds then quickly turning away when i notice them and then they turn back and look for another 20 seconds

think it might have been my awesome new tracksuit

staying at a girl's house this weekend

how can i make sure i shit as little as possible or that it doesn't smell too bad?

Immodium lad. It will stop you shitting entirely.

don't eat for 48 hours prior

Just bite the bullet and shit. She doesn't expect you to be some inhuman, no shitting robot. She knows everyone poops; she probably learnt that when she was 5 lad.
If you're really worried, get some air freshener or something.

>not letting out smelly dumps at your gf's house like a true alpha

just have you're bi weekly shit before you go

>NHS website uses the word "poo" instead of faeces.

I now firmly believe we live in a nanny state. No country in the world would treat its people so condescendingly.

What do you think Jun's parents were like? I reckon raised by a single mum or by old school religious drunk parents who beat him all the time

You should read the book called Gods of eden, it is about all this kinda thing. I dont really believe it myself but there was a time when i was into it.

I did a shit when my gf was round mine and it was fine. Just put the fan on to cover the noise of the splash then subtly sprayed some stuff in the room. She probably knew what I was doing but she didn't say anything

Dunno if pooping at her house would be different though

No country in the world would have citizens who get so irate over something so inconsequential either
God bless dear old blighty

Ah ok so you have slept with a couple of girls then?
what about mates, do you have any?

>being this much of a beta

Christ...

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tell u wot lads that sixteen year old boy user is a roite nonce
if was in pen id kettle him mate

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It just speaks volume about how dumb the state thinks we are.

I remember in a high school project we had to look up indicators of illness i.e this means you might have this and I looked up autism cause I have it and NHS website said something along the lines of "an interest in or enjoys licking windows" made me kek to imagine people have an interest in licking windows but don't actually lick windows

Real alphas shit right in front of their gf on her bedroom floor, and then they command her to clean it up.

Well it was that or hold it in

PAWK PAI!!!!

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>I should not be getting a chub over this, I should NOT be getting a chub over this...

tbf i can think of a lot of grown adults who are too stupid to know what faeces mean

I'll pick it up but it seems very history channel ish, i.e just makes tons of ridiculous unsubstantiated claims