Why can't you just try being platonic friends with a woman?

Because i constantly have to come up with topics of conversations when i'm friends with women. Its exhausting and time consuming and i don't get anything out of it. It just feels like i'm entertaining them.

rosties:

>why wont men be frans with woman!!!!
>OMG WHO IS TEXTING YOU, CHAD? WHO IS THIS "SIRI"?!?!?!!??

thats exactly what youre doing. its exactly why op (a rostie) wants you to keep going.

I see your point, but remaining friends with women cannot be a perpetual endeavor. I have a friend who is friends with all the girls at work and many more, but he's "just" friends. I slept with one and she was telling a story of my friend and her hanging out, so ofc I ask why he didn't try to make a move/what would she say? She responds saying Oh hes just not like that! We're good friends!

Instantly I resolved never to be like my friend. Sure being friends with a few grills is good and helps you learn/balance what you hear from the bros, but once you've learned how incredibly FUCKED the female psyche is and how to manipulate it there is no point sticking around after you make your intentions clear and she rejects. Which, protip: happens all the fucking time. But you need to make your intentions clear in the first place and not stand on the sidelines being their emotional cheerleaders

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rosties btfo. dont ever try to be on top youre place is on your backs and knees.

>implying losers don't already do this
It's called "orbiting" and it provides no new insights. OP lies.

How do you become friends with a woman?

do not support the roast, my brother. you are safe now, but should we not exist to make you look good by comparison, the rosty would treat you like she treats the incels.

join me, and together we shall control the rosty and their "free thinking".

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Yeah, like 1 person outta thousands is gonna be identified by a post on here. I went to the uni next to Elliot Rodger's pad, which was chock full of stuck-up, rich, white women. I still managed to get a lot of pussy there thanks to the wisdom I shared in OP.

>but remaining friends with women cannot be a perpetual endeavor

Then how do you expect to have a longterm gf? You can't have a girlfriend without the word "friend"

>Instantly I resolved never to be like my friend. Sure being friends with a few grills is good and helps you learn/balance what you hear from the bros, but once you've learned how incredibly FUCKED the female psyche is and how to manipulate it there is no point sticking around after you make your intentions clear and she rejects. Which, protip: happens all the fucking time. But you need to make your intentions clear in the first place and not stand on the sidelines being their emotional cheerleaders

I'm not advocating for the friendzone. In my OP, I specifically said not a girl you have romantic feelings towards. Maybe I'm different from the rest of you, but I think its kinda fun and reassuring hearing about their emotional baggage. It helps you take the pussy off the pedestal.

>I think its kinda fun and reassuring hearing about their emotional baggage. It helps you take the pussy off the pedestal.
I used to be like you.

But you are clearly more attractive than any of us if you got laid a lot in college, especially if you were fucking rich white bitches. Women are picky about who their male friends are, and if you didn't already know this then you're still inexperienced and naive.

I've been platonic friends with lots of girls online, some lewd some not. Most here just don't realize it's all memes, usually for echo chamber or mental health reasons. I would say u understand them more than I did 2 years ago

>if you're not romantically attracted to them

see here's where we have a problem. If you start befriending the fatties/uggos and genuinely try to listen to them they take that as you showing an interest. and then theyre the ones to try to take it away from the purely platonic. And then you have to gently be a dick and tell them no, im not interested in sleeping with you

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Being able to even keep in touch with anyone, let alone a member of the opposite sex, subsumes being a robot by definition. Fuck off back to plebbit or facefuck or whatever other shithole you crawled out of.
Also this.

Because the men on this site hate women and view them as incapable of having any interesting to say, and then wonder why women feel uncomfortable in conversation with them.

>Yeah, like 1 person outta thousands is gonna be identified by a post on here.

IT wouldn't take much for people to guess, I know people who browse this place who'd totally know who I was

Because to be friend of a woman, you have to treat her like if she was your gf without being that and talking about not interesting tipics, only about her problems and sometime yours. Besides, friendship with women is more volatile than a friendship with a male, if a woman gets angry with you, say goodbay to your friendship with her and expect any kind of social consecuence. So, fuck it, i only have male friends and is better.

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Every woman I have been platonic friends with has tried to fuck me at some point, which irreparably damages the whole relationship. Never been friendzoned myself, but I think I have friendzoned at least five women in total? Probably more.

Haha what a loser. I've friendzoned like 10, wait no, it was 20 girls. Friendzoning girls is so cool xD

I just don't know how to make friends with a girl. There aren't a lot of common interest and i don't know where to find a girl who has.

It's not something that happens intentionally, I'm just a sperg. A girl from classes or work or the internet will ask to hang out, develop feelings for me, and I won't notice or will feel nothing towards them due to my own lack of self-confidence.

>completely missing the point
r9k isn't a board where you get to just come here and brag about how girls keep falling in love with you you retard

I'm an ugly manlet 25 year old virgin so I can post here as much as I want.

why don't you get one of your 5 girls in your harem to suck your dick chad

Because my upbringing lead me to a position where I can only feel comfortable expressing my sexuality with someone I genuinely care about and love, duh. You think I'm some kinda degenerate piece of shit who just wants to stick his sausage in any old bun?

the fact that you keep replying means that you were only bragging

As if males here are capable of staying friends with women. Everytime it's the same shit, we play a few games together, have some relaxed chats and then they throw an awkward confession at your face.

>And here's the kicker: Having platonic female friends actually HELPS you get laid.
No it doesn't

Females are shit friends. Friends help each other and women are physically and mentally incapable of helping someone else. They aren't funny, they don't even have much testosterone so they clearly cannot keep up with my mondset, let alone my hobbies and interests, they cannot hold their alcohol, they are utter shit at vidya, they are either gluttonous pigs who eat grease or are uncultured whores when it comes to food and cooking, they have no interest in woodworking or electronics so I cannot do some fun projects with them, they cannot spot me at the gym, they can't really do anything my male friends can do leagues better. The "benefit" you listed, as them helping to get a gf, thing is, they are fucking retards. I'd really like a female friend good at knitting or cooking though , been wanting to get better at cooking and for new recepies and starting to knit, its just that their insufferable personalities fucking eclipse their talents/hobbies/redeeming qualities and those are not the kind of friends I want.

I cant be hanging with a group of girls and talk about sucking the fart out of some random high schoolers turd cutter that we just saw walk by. The two friends I have are total bros and I dont think I could ever happily be friends with a woman