If the government offered you a class on introducing how to socialize and flirt with others

if the government offered you a class on introducing how to socialize and flirt with others
would you go?
why or why not?

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No because I don't want be filled in a room with other autists, I already went through special ed in public school.

yes
to bully others there

im pathetic loser but also huge shitter

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No, I already know all the rules. Anxiety and the like isn't rational.

Dating education, or "Date-Ed"

theoretical outcome:

>class opens
>it's 95%-100% male
>there is that rare instance of a female who joins but she's only there for one of two reasons: she sees it as easy attention OR she's a feminist looking for easy targets to fling shit at
>in the case of the attention farmer female, all the dudes become cunt huffing orbiters and make her their "queen" being in eternal competition for her favor
>in the case of 100% males, the class becomes r9k
>in the case of the predatory feminist, there's nothing but arguing and conflict and hatred for females is bred
In all three cases cases, no one learns anything and only damage is done.

it wouldn't work because the social education incels lack is the result of over a decade of accumulated ostracism. There's no curriculum that can catch someone up on all the minute details of social interaction as well as give them the practice needed to show competency.

Only if there are oral exams.

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yes but was special ed so bad?
i hope i dont have to send you to the quiet corner user
theres aways more to learn about the rules
it doesnt even have to be dating at first it could just be how to socialize
for obvious reasons girls would not be allowed to attend

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robots can't be taught.

>forced to play sports growing up basketball at 7-8, martial arts and football at 12
>when i as 9 dad saw that i was a robot and this nigga literally takes me to target and forces me to talk to the cashiers and staff like just walk up to them and talk, embarrassing as fuck
>grew up with a brad tier brother who would mostly bully me
>get put through a speech class

it was hell, it didn't help at all.

It's still stupid because it attempts to break "flirting" down into something mechanical or formulaic. It just doen't work that way. People are too different.

Can we just skip this part and go to the point where we post hot anime teacher?

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im sure the speech class taught you some valuable skills that you didnt know u had
flirting can be taught thats whys theres tons of courses online
Only if you start going to class user

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Not him but speech class sucks ass for teaching people socialization skills.

Special ed had it's perks, but the stigma of it didn't help much in latter grades. In elementary school it was awesome, mostly because my mom was my dyslexia teacher, but by 7th it sucked (hormones mostly I imagine). I was only dumb in math, every other subject I was great at, which caused confusion in many teachers, especially history teachers. I do believe all math teachers have a certain personally type that is incompatible with my INTP.

I unironically would, but the class would be full of the same "be yourself" bullshit which landed 10 Stacys dead in Toronto already.

They should teach fashion and game and encourage us to hit on women, but they won't because "it doesn't work that way" (but it does, LIARS!).

anime posters opinion's are worth 1/3rd.

only if it was top secret.

oh im sorry is this better user?
most people realize now that the "be yourself" thing is bullshit

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No. Its fucking dumb. I got an IT job and work night shifts so that I can program in peace, alone and my only interactions are fucking deadlines which my pm gives me,or the occasional presentations I give to faceless clients. I already have 3 friends who I meet once or twice a month, I play vidya, workout and cook rest of the time. Thinking of learning a language and reading ,but can't really find the time. I don't have time for a gf, nor do I care about one. Why should I learn something that won't help me in any way ?

If that class was actually a gas chamber.

you dont have to go to the class if your content with your life
its just for the ones who want to try to get a girlfriend or more friends

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so im doomed forever :(

For failed normalfaggots and orbiters , you mean ?

of course
theres no problem with trying
only the bad ones go to nap time room

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>Only if you start going to class user
What if I do badly though? Will I get private after school lessons with her?

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of course user although i expect you to try your hardest

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I have a VERY hard problem here that needs to be fixed if you know what I mean

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taking dibs on the right is mine btw

No. My government at least doesn't exactly have a great track record in recent years for doing things that benefit the citizens.