You return home from work (or school or wherever you spend most of your day) one day and find your room half full of money, from floor to ceiling. What is the very first thing you do, and why?
You return home from work (or school or wherever you spend most of your day) one day and find your room half full of...
Christian Scott
Tyler Martin
Move the money away from my bed so I can sleep or just sleep on the couch
Luke Richardson
Move the fuck out of Mother's house
Adrian Garcia
wonder how they got it all in there and wonder who did this and what they want from me
Liam Ward
Call a bank to store it, no niggas gonna steal my shit
Jaxon Smith
try and move it elsehwere so i can get to my room. I would throw half of it away because theres at least 10 million in even 1/10 of that amount of money. I throw some of it away so it doesnt get found, and pay for everything in cash. dont use banking at all. Buy a cabin innawoods and live a comfy life where i never have to work again. spend all day hunting, running around innawoods and browsing r9k
Carter Gray
Hide a large amount of it, then call the cops.
Kayden Richardson
put that money on the stock market and make even more money.
Andrew Myers
order 3 extra large deep dish meat-lovers pizzas with garlic because i'm hungry
Michael Myers
falling for the bank jew
Ryder Morales
Call the cops.
Return the money.
Logan Long
>no niggas gonna steal my shit
>proceeds to store it in a bank
Justin Watson
i go on Jow Forums and make comfy NEET memes while laughing at the wagecucks envying my fortune
Owen Turner
>Bank immediately calls feds
>"user, how did you get this money"
>Uhhh, well you see I just walked into my room and there was a couple hundred mil there so I just...
Enjoy your civil forfeiture
Henry Gonzalez
fap and think about the full consequences of my future actions
Xavier Ross
hide the money in my house or bury it in my yard while i figure out how to move it and launder it
Jonathan Moore
Would I have made a mistake by counting it first before anything else?
Lucas Fisher
take a couple of safe deposit boxes in all nearby banks and store as much as I could there and probably bury the rest under the basement
Cameron Watson
Bad idea to put this in a banking account. It'll most definitely trigger the IRS into investigating your account and you'll be sent to prison for fraud.
I'd probably open up a fake business and then just funnel the money back to myself.
Kayden Powell
feel embarassed about someone discovering my pissbottles, harddried cumsocks and a bunch of other stuff.
William Taylor
Create the ultimate gaming room and battle station, complete with high quality mattress and bean bags.
Become a partial Hikki and only leave the home to get food/throw trash out. Can easily order cleaning supplies online.
Also make a few investments so I have something to fall back on.
If I got lonely enough (autistic so unlikely) pick up a robot from r9k to be my husband, however he still needs to work part time unless he has a hobby he's good at like playing an instrument, Esports, hunting, hiking, etc. I also don't watch TV so don't expect to be watching cable and drinking beer.