Tfw no French maid gf

So I'm assuming that you just prefer them, right?

> tfw qt mediterraean
> Maid formation. Worked in the housekeeping dept
> Big boobs
> Agreeable personality. Would do anything for money
Perhaps we could make a deal, user?

Both is good.
But OP pic is a really poor attempt to look like a maid. So gender is not the biggest thing if boi is feminine.

>> tfw qt mediterraean
Rasul, get the olive oil.

>mediterranean
>big boobs
It's like you know me. Too bad this is bait.

I don't know, I just don't think that I'd ever go for a male.

> tfw fucked a french girl in a maid uniform
She wasn't a maid though, just very kinky.

>Too bad this is bait.
Is not. But okay.
>Rasul, get the olive oil.
I'm a pale spaniard, user. Mediterranean is a pretty big broad adjective.

desu I'd fuck you love if you're willing to do some naughty stuff in the bedroom like dressup.

That's the point of this thread; women dressing up as maids for my amusement.

Yeah but I wouldn't fuck you OP, your a man.

And you're one too, so the feeling is mutual.

That's why I'm eager to bone that med mate.
If you aren't gonna shag her, might as well let me have a pop.

I have zero interest in sex. Sorry.

Take "her, because that's totally not bait. I'm med myself so I have plenty to choose from.

Oh you don't have to be interested, by all means just lay their and let me get to creaming.
> A fat hairy swarthy man has plenty to choose from
In your dreams.

Cope. I'm surrounded by women that you're clearly interested in. All they need is the dress.

>Oh you don't have to be interested, by all means just lay their and let me get to creaming.
user, no.

>wanting a maid(female)
Seems like a waste of the maid part

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I doubt a male is capable to satisfy what I have in mind.

Oh? And what do you have in mind? Boys know each others bodies much better than women.

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>Wants female (female)
>Posts a female (male)
>Doesn't even post maidanon

No man can some me tender affection and attention like a woman would. Also big boobs. She'd have to be willing to be dressed in French maid suits at every time. What makes them greats is that there a re several variants.

wew I really fucked up that post. let me re-write and add some stuff.

No man can show me the kind of attention and affection a woman would. don't think that a man would
look as good as a woman in a French maid costume. There's also the penis problem. Now what I have in
mind is that the maid must be wearing some variation of the costume at all times when home, of course
must be absolutely obedient.

>No man can show me the kind of attention and affection a woman would
Boy on boy (female) is the purest form of love, a roastie could never form the same connection with a man like another man can
>don't think that a man would look as good as a woman in a French maid costume.
I don't know, user. This thread has some cute maidbois in it. I personally can't find as many good images of women in maid outfits on the same level as I can male
>There's also the penis problem
Pretty valid reason I guess if you can't look past it
Rest of that is nice though, good luck finding a women to do all that stuff

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>Boy on boy (female) is the purest form of love, a roastie could never form the same connection with a man like another man can
If they're willing to be totally submissive and obedient, I guess I can agree.

>I personally can't find as many good images of women in maid outfits on the same level as I can male
Yet you're posting drawings.

>Pretty valid reason I guess if you can't look past it
I guess chastity would help.

>Yet you're posting drawings.
Well, I can't keep posting pictures of myself can I?

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>totally submissive and obedient
>attention and affection
>costume at all times when home
Only a girl(male) could ever fit these criteria.
You just need to get yourself a tgf, and you'll have your maid.

Cute.
Can you clean my room for me?

I never said that you should post yourself, post other ones haha.

Even for sexual stuff?

>Even for sexual stuff?
They would be up for it. Depends on weather or not you're ok with the benis (assuming their pre-op).

That's my problem, though I guess chastity would make it better. I mean what's the point of having a submissive maid if sexual stuff won't happen, right?

Of course, but only if you let me stay overnight because I'll be pretty tired afterwards
Oh, it seems my 3D maid folder is much smaller than I remember it. Gonna have to search this PC high and low to find where my collection went

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They got an ass, a mouth, two hands, and if their on hormones, tits too. I'm sure they could come up with several ways of pleasing their master. And they would be happy to please you and be your little subservient maid, unlike some roastie.

The one on the left is legitimately hot.
Would fuck bussy.

Ok uhh purple is something, I admit. You looked good too I also have to admit.

The ass is what most probably intrigues me the most.
> And they would be happy to please you and be your little subservient maid
yeah the guy down there enjoyed this part.

I'm glad you think I look good, user.
Purple is also patrician choice

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hnng naughty thoughts are now accumulating. I never expected this.

>a faggot queer being this judgemental
>using ze like a fucking le randumb XD nigger
>on R9K
Kys

Reminds me of this.

God I wish I could be someones maid;
Vacuuming, cleaning, dusting, tidying up, cooking, cleaning the dishes, making the bed, washing, drying, ironing and folding clothes, sending my master of to work in the morning and welcoming him back home in the evening, welcoming and sending off guests, washing windows, tending to my masters every need and keeping him content and happy, tending to the flowers in the garden, and getting to take immense pride in my work and how well maintained the house is. And all with a spring in my step while wearing cute maid outfits. Oh, and getting said maid outfit torn off while I'm pushed down on the bed and pinned as my master forces himself on me. Acting like I think it's wrong out of professionalism, but in reality burning with endless desire for my master and his throbbing cock.

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You're ugly and you're going to kill yourself, we're just waiting for you to do it.

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I love maids. I just want to amass a fortune so I can hire maids to take care of me.

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rude

multiple ones would be nice.

sorry
that was not my intention

>sorry
Don't be, I'm liking it desu.

>that was not my intention
hmm. Let's just blame the dress. They work on me like a charm.

>Let's just blame the dress
Works for me, user

My apologies, I'm trying hard not to lewd...well, you. it's not right. I've seen your photos before, I must also confess.

Wew I fucked that up. Must be the lack of blood in my brain right now.

Aw, cute. Go do something productive, silly. Looking at pictures of me isn't going to get you anywhere ^^

>Go do something productive
Since when the maid did the ordering? ;)
Don't snap me back to reality please. Besides, it's almost midnight here so....

>"almost midnight here"
>*looks at clock*
Where do you live user?

Southern Europe. Not getting more specific though...

It's okay, user. I understand, It's late in the UK here too
Reality doesn't need to be around for the next few hours

Fuck, nobody ever lives near me. It's so lonely here.

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>UK
Well crap, now I have to say it. It seems like it's only us in here anyway. I'm from an ex-colony
of yours. I think you have enough info to pinpoint my location. This worsened my situation here
lol.

>Reality doesn't need to be around for the next few hours
I absolutely agree.

Where are you located then?

>Where are you located then?
Fucking Norway. Never even met an user from here outside of Jow Forums

Really? I think I've talked to Norwegians before.

I'm still too autistic to figure out where you are ;-;
But that's okay
I blame how tired I am

Hey, let's not stop posting cute maidboys though.

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Malta. The name alone ain't original apparently.

>That outfit.
God I wish that was me.

Cute, but not a fan of the colour desu.

more a fan of purple?

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I prefer the classic black and white desu.

Same, the job comes with good benefits.

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That's cool, user. A poster from there is very rare.
Do you want to add me on discord, user? You seem to enjoy talking to me

What if the black and white is shiny?

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I don't know... I'm really turned on right now which really affects what I say and thing. I'm expecting a bit of shame after I, you know.

Not a big fan of shiny but at least I like the colours.

A fan of classics is always good.

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Yes, that's more my style.

Ah, I see. Would you like me to post my discord so then you can add me when it's more... Convenient? Or you could post yours then you can accept my request when your thoughts are perhaps more clear?

I don't feel like hitting the archives so I'll give you mine. Please don't hate me if I feel like I shouldn't add you when my thoughts are more clear. Vlad the Inhaler#6732

Don't worry, I'll understand
Precious user, don't you know there is almost nothing you could do to make me hate you

Nothing? Not even if I lewd you?

I would be disappointed for a time
But hate is another level completely, I find it hard to really hate anyone.
Unless you're the Antichrist or something, I would never worry about me hating you

>But hate is another level completely
You're right, I tend to use the word wrongly.

>I would be disappointed for a time
I'm trying hard not to do it, but my brain is really imaginative and I can't control it sometimes. Also what do you mean by for a time?

For a time as in, not forever
I wouldn't worry too much about it, user. We are all human at the end of the day.
Even I suffer from some unruly urges every now and then

OMFG, You guys are so fucking adorable!

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Wow this thread turned to shit just when the trap posters came. Regarless ill add that i have had a maid gf. The best part was shoving a toy in her butt, a toy in her pussy, and having her give me a blow job while I played with her clit. Something about filling all of her holes is a big turn on.

I'm a lonely guy, with a seemingly high sex drive so these urges are almost daily for me. I want to stop it, but ah it's a long story anyway.

All while dressed up I assume. Nice.

>tfw no frenchmaid gf (bf)

Most of these trap maids are wearing masks to hide the manish chin and adams apple. The advantage to an original girl is they can be maids and wear ball gags and still look cute desu

Sorry to hear that, it seems to be an unavoidable problem when lonely
You're cute, user.

Better than the fucking daiper threads that replaced the trap threads

At least they stay in their own containment thread. Its saying alot that they acknowledge how strange their fetish is and trap posters dont.

>You're cute, user.
Aww, stawp it.

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They're just an offshoot since half the posters there are trap posters. A different flavor if the same shit

Yeah, and in all honesty me fantasizing about feminine males is a symptom of it. I never felt any attraction before.

no :3
Seems like you've been spending too much time on Jow Forums

I reduced actually. I think I should reject the discord request for my own sanity. I'll get my own maid-dressing woman
when I decide to fix my head. For being in a state of horniness, I sure do get in touch with reality sometimes.

Aww, I hope it gets better user.
I'm sure you'll find your maid some day :)

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That's probably for the best, user. I enjoyed talking to you in this thread at least.