How to mastubrate when the whole dorm building shares the same bathroom?

how to mastubrate when the whole dorm building shares the same bathroom?

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dont masturbate in the bathroom then

I don't get it because the female only dorms have individual bathrooms for each room

just cum in your pants
problem solved

I just want to be alone and wank why do I have to suffer?

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In your bed? I don't know user.

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my bed is right next to my roommate ffs

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>go to bathroom
>lock door
>rub one out
>take a stinky poo to cover spunk smell
>if anyone asks why you took so long just say you were reading something on your phone or make fun of them for paying so much attention to someone taking a shit

Travel to your local restaurant. Usually they will have a small bathroom for you to use.

I don't own a phone user.
Then there would be people constantly knocking on the door. I have up to 2 hour fap sessions

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If you have a car, wait until late at night and go to a well-lit but unpopulated parking lot covered by security cameras and lie down in the backseat. You could even cover up your power windows with a blanket stuck through their tops.

speed up,problem solved

I don't have a car or else I would commute. I'm an absolute disgrace to my parents.
If I speed up then it isn't fun. Edging is the best feeling.

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bro you are in dorms, im sorry but you have to suffer with living with other individuals
either speed up your process, kick your roommate out when you need to or dont jerk off anymore
t. someone who lived in dorms 2 years ago

>staying in a dorm
Kek, my parents paid for me to live off campus. I have my own apartment a few blocks away.

have sex with one of the girls in your dorm

W8 until rommate asleep go fap at toilett late night when others are sleeping

Try contributing to the thread, instead of posting complete unbelievable crap pulled out of your ass.

There has to be a way user. How does anyone deal with thi---. Oh yeah, they are all normies who have sex with women n a regular basis.
The dorm is not coed even if it was no girl would fuck me and I don't want false rape accusations any time soon. Mericafag here

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Put a sock on your dick and cum into it while looking at anime tiddies on your computer or phone, cmon son

>he goes to uni
>somehow he thinks he isnt a normie

I don't have a phone. I just have a laptop and it has my hentai prpon on it.
>a uni with a 100% acceptance rate
Haha checkmate

What kind of shitty uni are you wasting money on?

Give direct eye contact to everyone in the room and then proceed to wank vigorously trust me

I'm not wasting my money, my parents are hurrhurr
I can only get a boner when others aren't around.

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