/r9gay/

You know men will come into the closet to fuck you right (and then drop you later on but you won't be a virgin)

>tfw don't know if you're naive and guy is using you or if he actually likes you

>I want to speak with people
>I don't want to speak with people
>I long for someone to give the feeling companionship
>I want to be alone
Why are feels, I hate feels, when feels go away? Is there off switch?

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>I am so far in the closet I'm practically in Narnia
>Narnia
>tfw no King Edmund bf

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What country are you from my dude

Boys don't have hips

It's Friday Night! Who's getting diapered and longing for Daddy?

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Does anyone else like guys with long hair?

Nobody
Fuck off with your stupid fetish

as if we needed more proof this place was overrun by normies

I am a guy with long hair so yes

ah yes i love the juxtaposition of diaper and child's shirt to aged brown hands

I don't like long hair at all. I can tolerate medium length hair but I'm a bigger fan of more masculine haircuts.

Not nobody. I'm already in my Little Paws, watching Carebears.

Is this just a phase or do people with your fetish make it to 50+ years old still wearing diapers pretending you're a child?

Seek help please and fuck off

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Oooh i am! I am.

One where you can't live a place like that picture.

Yes, stroking his hair and back while he's falling asleep on your chest would bee nice. It also usually look nice.

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Right on, crinklebro! What are you wearing?

Oh absolutely. I go to the local Littles Munch and it's full of people 18-60+ who are still loving this.

FatBABYBITCHBF!!!!!TAKEAFATDIAPERDUMPONMYFATDIAPERFACEPLEASEITHURTSSOFUCKINGMUCH!!!!

Rearz Safari! Its cool to find another user into this.

Whoa, big spender! Safaris are so awesome. They're a little pricey, but I keep a few for special occasions when I really want to treat myself. :-)

What can i say? I like my diapies thick! Do you have a throwaway or a discord even?

Here, send your discord to [email protected]

We'll connect there.

weird domain

>tfw still no bf to come home after a long day, take off his shoes walk around in his socks leaving sweaty footprints on the hardwood flooring
>tfw some guy in a diaper gets a bite immediately

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It was the first that came up when looking for a throw away email

Maybe you should get into diapers?

It's a good time, brobot.

It really isn't, you disgusting fuck. Now let me tease sock user in peace

[email protected]

You can also use this one, in case the first doesn't work. And that goes to anyone diaper-curious in this thread. Just make sure to include a return address or a discord since I can't send outgoing mail from the disposable accounts.

">there will never be an OP pic featuring you and your husbando lovingly hugging each other Edition" when?

it's a picture of young David playing songs to calm King Saul; the elder being plagued by an evil spirit which was only relieved when David sang hymns

this is the same David who became King of Israel after Saul's rebellion against God lost him the throne

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Thanks but I knew that. Neither of those people are gay though so you haven't really answered the question

>Neither of those people are gay though so you haven't really answered the question

oh my apologies, i wasn't defending OP's employment of the image - i have no idea why he sees this as homosexually relevant, other than it has a couple of dudes in it

but that's hyper-sexualised fellas for ya, they see ghey in everything

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i may be a degenerate who steals used socks for my own devices but i won't sink as low as that.

have you ever smelled any really stinky feet or shoes user?

I'm a rugged twink
>tfw no rugged twink bf

shut up wex

Stealing is wrong though user, how would you feel if I stole your clothes to jerk off with

:* :* ily too bby

>that's hyper-sexualised fellas for ya
Get the fuck out, you self righteous dick

Ok someone's gonna have to explain the wex meme to me

Those words don't go together user

mate, the OP used a picture depicting a biblical scene

that means your thread is fair game for a fundamentalist extremist like me to hijack

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christ-chan is so good to me uwu

Just watched No.6 and it's bittersweet,why did they had to part ways??it's not fair,also
>tfw no rat bf

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Alright fine. Tell me about your repressed homosexual thoughts

that'd be kinda hot as long as it was something small and inconsequential that i wouldn't notice it missing.

But how would you know that I had stolen it then. You'd probably think you have lost it and get upset while I'm creaming over it without your knowledge. You only have stress to gain and that's what you're doing to others

>half asleep
>starting to wake up
>feel something warm by my side
>wrap my arm around it and start cuddling it because I think it's my bf
>open my eyes
>I'm just cuddling my dog

Oh well, At least I get to see him in a month

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if it makes you feel better i haven't had to chance to take anything in a long while.
that's why i want a sock fetish bf, so i can take things lawfully.

>Tell me about your repressed homosexual thoughts

it would seem you misapprehend the power dynamics of a hijacking, friend - you are in no position to make demands

youtube.com/watch?v=DsoCe7C4Kmk

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So you're both gonna steal each others clothes? Doesn't sound like a good foundation for a relationship.

You think one person can hijack a thread? I'm only taking to you cause I'm bored and it seems like you have some gay needs to fulfil. Everyone else is ignoring you

Hey I listen to Neil too. What's your favourite song?

im just a normal guy !

it's more like consensual lending.
besides i'm not just about taking socks my guy. it's like, you know other stuff too.

why can't you see your bf user?

>this many Yes votes
I guess the memes were right, gays really can't be robots

Unlikely, if you are here. Lack of insight is not attractive

>strawpoll.com/bczdswap

what counts as sex, i've had oral with multiple people

That counts slut bag

That's obviously sex you stupid bumpty

What if your bf comes home with another man's sock. Is that sock cheating?

( I'm running out of things to tease you with now)

i just want to innocently flirt while wasting my life away.

post your discords

thats a pretty mean thing to say to an innocent little wex

>Having any physical contact whatsoever
Fuck off normie.

>tfw bf tells me he woke up and snuggled his dog thinking it was me
>tfw you had a dream about him last night

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being a gay NEET on nofap is torture

that's a good question. although thinking about it now, i may just want a bf who'd tolerate my sock fetish not have one too.
i'd be okay with any guy as long as he was willing to wear socks and let me do stuff with em on and off his body

have you ever hit a guy in the nuts? do you want to?

do you want to kick me in the balls?

no thanks, i don't wanna catch feelings

i saw this video of a guy tied up in jeans and shirtless.
this other guy was rubbing his crotch and hitting it really hard.
it was hot but i wouldn't want to be a part of it.

No, male genital torture is my anti fetish.
I really want to do that to women though

didn't mean to but the truth is mean sometimes

I haven't watched that one, is it any good?

>user, I really don't know how to explain this. I used to think living a shitty life was my destiny, but these last months with you have just been... God. I can't explain it, but you just make me feel... whole. Like, you being there when I get home every day just FEELS right. user, I never thought I'd feel this way about anyone, but... you're the best thing that's ever happened in my shitty life. I fucking love you, user.

well you're in luck ,most men wear socks and most gay men like when people do things with their body, you can't lose

Go back to normie
nobody cares about your bf here

>things no one will ever say to user

Stop your lies.

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>tfw nobody will ever say this to you
It's a strange kind of pain, kind of like a worm burrowing into your heart

>nofap
there's no valid reason to do that

no, no, no

Did any of you had gf and realized that you were gay?

Ahahahahaha I'll never experience this and want to fucking die hahahaha

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i had multiple gfs, didn't have any sex so it probably doesn't count

It is,but it's kind or bittersweet,i won't spoil find out yourself >.

>i had multiple gfs, didn't have any sex
how?