What do fembots masturbate to?

What do fembots masturbate to?

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Women in general like written porn.

Maybe like Ryan Gozling or Antonio Banderas or something?

Blacked mostly

lol I don't masturbate. I have sex or get one of my tinder guys to eat me out.

I go on Jow Forums for porn sometimes (usually on /gif/), written porn (either fanfic or original), I have a qts folder I look through, I'll draw some porn for myself, my imagination, some hentai sites, streaming sites, etc. Sometimes the comments men leave on /gif/ are more arousing to me than the images.

Statistics say lesbian porn

Top bait. On the off chance it isn't, describe yourself?

>I have sex
Not a fembot

Samefag. Oh, and sometimes I roleplay here and write my own porn. Usually people really like it and ask for me to post more, but sometimes when I'm telling a story through a woman's POV some dude will get triggered and start trying to Hannibal Lecture me.

I'll give you an example. I am pretty hot for teacher right now. I normally I don't older men but he's a complete dork and he stutters. So I wrote this greentext about a now-married woman in her late 20s fucking some dude in his 30s when she was 16. I got all these comments from dudes going off about how her husband secretly hates her and I was just trying to write some good porn.

>ANTONIO BANDERAS

Gay porn mostly
Not orginal at all

This. I like fanfiction on Ao3 and sometimes stuff on Literotica.

>Literotica
Ugh, that site. The porn is SO bad. Whenever I'm on there I think of Linkara being a nasty cock slut. And yet it's way better than most video porn. Why is porn so bad?
>we know why

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Black hair. Five four. Medium boobs. Kind of nerdy. Petite. Glasses.

Yeah a lot of it is reeeeeeally bad, and a good amount of the stuff on Ao3 is written by 13 year old virgins (plus 2/3s of it is gay). You just gotta slog through the bullshit, though.

>Fembots
Dont exist, Jow Forums only has two type of women.
Trannies and attentionwhores.
No fembots.

tfw i like nerdy grills who get bracked.
Youd never suspect it given the innocent look.

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lmaooo I know you're trolling but this is the right answer

Its ya boy
C r o o k e d P e n i s

Where are fembots hiding then?

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what is it with girls and reading porn? they seem to mostly like erotic literature/fanfics or yaoi manga

Women are far less visually stimulated than men. You basically need to look clean and well groomed to get most girls.

Getting them off is about what you say and how you carry yourself. Groaning in their ear, dirty talking, being domineering in your mannerisms and how you handle her.

Girls prefer reading or spoken erotica, because again for women it's far less about visuals. Studies actually tend to suggest women are not very stimulated at all by the sight of naked men, for whatever odd reason that it.

Chad/Tyrone/Chang/Chadriguez.

Dont exist
originalamais

Chico would be better

Hardcore! Or amateur oomf!

I don't masturbate, I'm on ssris

Well, a lot of written stuff is made by women and geared at women, as opposed to porn which is generally made by men and geared at men.

And anyway, I just find written stuff way more interesting and entertaining -- I'd rather feel what's going on inside the characters' heads than watch some guy ram his dick inside a girl's vagina for ten minutes straight.

It's because women don't want just sex, they want love and see men as more than just sexual objects.

>geared at men
Bingo. All I want is some videos of a dude playing with a chick's breasts. What do I get?
>weird VCR-esque visuals of some street shitter groping some flat girl
>Asians screaming
>fat dudes feeling some (admittedly great) tits in movie theatres in silence
>lesbians
>ugly men doing dumb shit like bouncing a pair of tits in the most childish, probably painful way ever

I just want an average looking dude slowly teasing a chick, maybe have them mumbling to each other that I could touch myself in rhythm with. Is this so much to ask? I'd watch a lot more porn if it wasn't fucking trash.

Yeah so much porn is POV so you always get that weird angle of the guy sticking his fat arm out to grope her tits. I've tried watching FPOV stuff but it's always the girl looking at her OWN TITS during sex (who does that?) and/or looking at the dick going inside of her. No, goddamn it, that's not the "female" point of view.

>fembot
these dont exist

this

I masturbate to /ss/ and femdom featuring weak boys.

>It's because women don't want just sex, they want love and see men as more than just sexual objects.

Eh, in this case it's more about passion. As I said, different stuff gets women off, they are not anywhere near as visual as men.

You have to talk a woman into sex, get her in the mood, again through stuff like foreplay, petting and groaning in her ear and stuff. There has to be a passionate connection there.

It's not necessarily about love, I mean a woman could love her husband of 20 years and feel absolutely zero sexual attraction to him if he's become some passive cuck.

No I don't get blacked. I mostly think about that or read literotica while masturbating. My favorite stories are about women cuckolding their husbands. Something about it just turns me on

I compulsively save rule 34 art and use that as erotic material. Videos of real people having sex make me feel sick and nauseous so I can't watch those.
Also please stop posting niggers here.

Piss, cp, loli, rape, bdsm, daddy dom stuff, vore, extra sloppy creampie gangbangs, creampie compilations, gloryholes

>daddy dom stuff
Do all roasties on r9k have daddy issues?

Good taste. I like you. A lot. I hope it's not the rough or degrading kind, though, and more like /gfd/.

Nice, I love that stuff too, if i had a cute nerdy gf with glasses id let other boys cum all over them.

Learn how to reply summerfag

Not this that's for sure

I masturbate to gay porn, especially creampies. I love gay on straight and (sorry about this) gay guys fucking guys when they're sleeping. I also love guys having sex with tgirls.

I very rarely masturbate to things that I'd actually enjoy happening to me.

That, I get more of a cerebral pleasure from.

As a guy, I don't really understand most porn
Why am I looking at other dudes' dicks?
So I see where you're coming from

Honestly if ur on drugs and go for a long slow stroke erotic literature can be VERY stimulating.

my imagination desune

did you literally just hand type someone's No.? jeez lol

are there any fembots that are addicted to porn and masturbation? it's one of my fantasies of a girl who enjoys masturbating for hours on bed while watching hardcore porn.

@44978584
@44978684
Don't be so mean, it's my first day :P

stop larping faggot
original
still not original

it exists user. its not popular and you have to look for a bit, but its out there. don't complain about shit when you clearly haven't done your due diligence.

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I only masturbate to oral sex, swallowing, facials and face fuking.

Yes I know I am a sick.

its not really that they view women as objects. they view sex as just an act like any other. women expect it to mean something, and when men just have sex like it's nothing (which it is to them), women feel devalued by that. it's just a difference of perspective.

It's because female POV in porn means "autogynephilia view".

Those things matter to someone who wants the act to matter.

You get it.

I spend many hours doing it, but I don't see it as addiction.
>fell asleep with the vibrator on
>wake up
>cunt is numb
>can't pee
>pelvic floor elevated

Yeah okay whatever.

I think it matters to men in certain contexts, that's a tad dismissive. But yeah, women empathise too much. It makes just masturbating to a visual object feel weird. You have to be truly disconnected to just love an image. Of course, men immediately having a bond to an attractive woman is the meme as old as time.

>featuring weak boys.
I don't believe any girl would fap to some small and weak boy like me

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There are definitely girls that like the boyish, twinkish look, user. Believe me.

Please don't give me fake hope, I can't take it.

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>fembots
when will this fucking meme die

I'm pretty boyish and skinny and I do alright. Asian girls in particular love the boyish, twink look. I mean you still need to be good looking and confident, user, if you're just small and weak no girl is going to be attracted to you.

Take good care of yourself, practice coming across as interesting and charming, and you should be fine.

A lot of girls are probably worried you're literally too young for them, I know a lot ask me my age before we start getting involved. As soon as I assure them I'm not 18 or 19, we're in business.

>sometimes I roleplay here
roleplay as a girl?

>fembots
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE TRY.

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Here are my top 3
>rape fantasy
>taming wild man/bad boy
>giant gangbang. penis in my ass, my vagina, in my mouth, and two dicks in each of my hands
usually prefer either black men, as they emotionally trigger my wild "i shouldn't be doing this," side, or military style white guys.

rarely watch porn, but i'll go with vanilla lesbian or solo female stuff when i do.

not him, but are there thicc/chubby girls out there who are also into the twink look or is it just petite girls? Asking f-for a friend.

Well, my last girlfriend was super petite and Asian, she was barely 5ft. Then again, she had eating disorder, so that maybe played a role in her attraction to me as a skinny, teenage looking motherfucker.

Oh, you actually want thicc, chubby girls? I see... Umm, I definitely think chubbos would be into it! Opposites attract and all that.

I've saw cuck videos where the bull is legit a skinny, gay looking twink who is fucking and licking a very curvy lady while her fairly brawny husband watches.

I'm fat and I like twink-y boys...

Only autistic anime watching art hoe girls that sre ugly and dress weird. Normal girl watches normal porn

Well, I am a chick, but I'll roleplay as men, women who are different from me, etc. It's good writing practice because user's will scrutinise you.

I'm chubby and I perpetually despair over no lanklet bf.

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