Mummy refused to buy my favourite pizza

Mummy refused to buy my favourite pizza
that she buys every friday because I've put on a lot of weight recently. I'm going to leave the toilet seat up every time I use it until she buys me that pizza.

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Good. You need a good kick in the arse

steal mommys credit card and buy the pizza yourself

i did that once and had a yummy pizza

You need to show that whore that you won't accept a no. Switch her adult grape juice with your piss.

while your at it maybe you should go up and down the stairs a few dozen times you fat fuck

Hahahha am laffin at you

How old are you by the way?

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Make her drink acid

28, why does it matter?

I've earned enough good boy points to last a lifetime

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being fat subtracts points tho

doing what you fat fuck? jerking off and eating pizza all day?

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>28

Ahahhahahahahah

Anyway im sorry for laughing at you. It is funny though how you cant buy you own pizza. I like you op. I would actually buy you your own pizza of choice if I could

I reboot the router whenever the internet goes down and that gets me a lot of good boy points, mummy thinks I'm a computer wiz.

Hide her aclohol/cigs/pills/etc

You need to get a fucking job, fucking hell

I'm not fit for work

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>I'm not fit for work

and whys that, hm?

If you have enough GBP, I'm pretty sure its illegal to deny you your pizza. You've earned it.

YOU'RE NOT FIT FOR ANYTHING YOU FAT BITCH

Fat shamed in my safe haven and let down by mummy, what a terrible day

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this thread is basically me
god meme op.

It's ok dude, I know you can lose the weight and get healthy, hell maybe you can branch out once you start feeling healthier and not dependent on bad food

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Thanks friend! Diet starts May 1st

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>Diet starts May 1st

No bullshit this time

no he cant
If you are already obese there is no way out
embrace it and wait for a fatal heart attack at 35

This thread is totally me

Tell me have you guys ever gotten over 300 lbs and lost it and came back down to skinny.

>no he cant

Yea, he can

My biggest loss was 190lb down to 122lb (I'm only 5'4") but I've recently gained 20lb in a short amount of time so I'm trying to lose the weight ASAP.

Im at 230lb at 6'3"
started lifting when I was 190lb
for losing weight you just should do low-carb and cardio

Tell me why are you 28 and still depend on your mother to buy you pizza?

May 1st 2022

I haven't left my home by myself since I was 14 and now I don't go outside at all

I've tried to lose weight a couple of times how do you keep it off permanently? Do you just have to swear off all sugars and carbs for life?

If you don't have a healthy relationship with food then you have to be very strict and log all your calories every day. I have to cut out all sugars (including fruit). For carbs: I only eat sweet potato, quinoa, broccoli and cauliflower. The ride never ends but it gets easier over time.

This, if you went into a shop and they refuse to take your legal tender I'm sure you could take your case further.

No difference with good boy points. They were given to you as a form of currency to spend how you wish. Can't see anything wrong with a pizza.

>It's because I'm fat

Do they refuse fat peoples money in McDonald's. Fuck no they don't.

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Hahaha fuck sake op I don't know why I like you so much.

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"good boy points" aren't real money you fucking manchild, wtf

You need to stand up to your mummy. Break her legs and keep her chained in your house while you claim her bennies.

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But then I'd have to do the chores and get my own food

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Use free money to hire a prostitute to clean for you (a cheap prostitute is cheaper than a cheap maid)