I never though it would happen but it did bois i have a gf now.
> be me 20 in uni
> fat, ugly, unsociable pessimistic cunt
> cute 8/10 girl transfers in from a college in a small town
> she signs up for our student org
> have a crush on her the moment i laid my eyes on her
> orgmate coaxes me into talking to her since she just sits near the wall whenever shes in the room
> talk
> she's pretty nice
> orgmate asks me out drinking
> ask her if she drinks
> she doesn't
> tell her first time for everything
> goes with
> we have fun get a couple of laughs
> walk her home
> she cant fucking walk
> tell her she can rest at my place for a while
> "ok user"
> we got to my place, literally just across the street from campus
> ask her if she wants coffee
> "yeah, I'd like some, thanks."
> she asks me if its fine to lay on my bed
> "yeah, I dont mind, dont puke on it"
> i sit on the opposite side of the bed while watching tv
> she starts talking about the people in our org
> starts talking about me
> she under the impression that I'm this sociable dude with a lot of friends and doesnt really care much about things
> tell her i'm just some loser psych major
> tells me she likes me tho
> she starts making out with me
> khv brain cant handle these foreign sensations
> boner@maxcapacity
> we start undressing
> have sex
> got out of the bed after
> standing next to the vent having a smoke
> she tells me
> " you're my boyfriend now user "
> tell her "ok"
> spoon with her
> i wake up then we start fucking again
She's sleeping ryte nao, my brain still hasnt gotten around the fact that i have a gf now.
I never though it would happen but it did bois i have a gf now
I hope you didn't make this story up--if so, god for you, OP. Treat her well and have but always be prepared for heartbreak.
Is it normal to fuck and then start dating people after knowing them for that short of a time?
wait til she sobers up
>having sex with a girl too drunk to walk
bro that's rape
>found a girl? get ready for heartbreak
>found a job? get ready for getting fired
>found a friend? get ready for betrayal
You crab of buckets miserable shitstains avoid any risk of things going bad so fucking hard you successfully manage to avoid everything that remotely resembles being alive
Have fun in prison user
In all serious I'm glad you got out of virgin hell
But now u gotta leave buddy
this statement is factual
This OP make sure you never get on her bad side. It only takes a phone call to ruin your life now
thisthisthis. Get ready for prison, OK. If you ever break up on bad terms, she's going to tell people.
He's just giving reasonable advice on just being prepared. He's not so much being a pessimist.
>I know this is how things always work because my brain simulations and totally factual greentext stories told me so
She pretty sober right now I mean she just woke up. I dunno been awhile since i felt happy thought i should make a post about
Is she gook/jap?
>Break up on bad terms
No. She's going to tell her friends, they're going to make fun of her for liking OP, then she's going to play the victim card. OP is a rapist under the laws, so ishe doesn't even have to lie,
Enjoy prison, you fat cuck fuck. Reported and deported.
You're an idiot for sharing this with Jow Forums of all places. Leave and be happy, don't ever come back here again.
>8/10
You know what, user? Some man's trash is another man's treasure. Have fun, fatbro!
Nope filipino
That date is from a month ago. What are you pulling OP?
Saved and doxxing
She'll cuck you in a matter of days and we'll be here waiting to laugh and ridicule you when it happens.
Its from her facebook, I dont have too many photos of her aside from her holding a cat up while drunk
There really no point. I dont have much to lose
Is every picture you see taken only minutes prior to you seeing it in the universe you're living in, user?
>Fucks a guy she barely knows on the first date
Yep, you got yourself a roastie
Dating a girl you brought home for a fuck.
Nice one.
>dude is happy he finally got some,
>all dem bitter incels dragging him down
Everytime I see threads like this I want to kill myself. Please stop torturing me.
You failed.
Only win if you score white woman.
Better luck next time
AW NIGGA SHE GONNA GET BLACKED!!! Fat, self loathing white cuck targeted and acquired. She got ya locked down, BOI!
Have fun eating the festering nigger cum out of her rotten cunt after she's hooked you in marriage and wants to start emotionally and mentally abusing you, user.
Well I was a khv before this so what the hell, might as well let her be my gf
There literally no niggers in this city, too many gangs and violent crimes for foreigners to survive in this city.
I hope it works out for you OP I really do, hopefully one day I can escape this shit too and be happy with a qt gf. Good luck OP.
>tfw no lottery win sex
fuckin lucky fat piece of shit
I guess irl everything pretty dependent on your luck stat, I mean you cant really decide your ethnicity, appearance, and the neighborhood you live in.
she is cute. nice work OP
BUT
you need to watch your fucking back now, if you are in the US this will get you kicked out of school if she turns on you
Well its a good thing I'm in the Philippines a country almost as patrilinear as india. Im not white btw
KEK nice larp you stupid fat neet. You don't have a gf, but you do have crippling obesity. Wait until she isn't blackout drunk kek she'll probably claim you raped her