/britfeel/

They're both so good in their own ways though lid

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Who else /lowearninggraduate/?

Not half regretting my meme degree right about now

Three years since graduation and no sight of a Proper Job yet. Feels bad man.

Just bicardi. Think I might try being sober for awhile after tonight just to see how it is. Show is ok, a nice novelty at least and shitposting on /asp/ is fun

I like both, dogs are a bit more of a handfull though desu

I don't thinkI'll graduate, if i do it'll be a 2:2

whats my chances lads?

>take my black gf

shant be reading that

wew lads, getting used to 6am wage cuckery sure is a kick in the balls.

glad its only for the summer desu

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absolte banger

youtube.com/watch?v=ffxKSjUwKdU

I think you meant to post this on /tv/ about 6 months ago

>summer
>uk
whats that, lad?

>finish uni in june
>grad job starts in september
what the fuck am I meant to do in the mean time?

enjoy the last decent bit of free time you'll have for the next 50-60 years

Not being an oil driller.

Whatever you want, enjoy your free time

rain

originaliso

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The rain gets warmer lad

Last 2 summers it would hit 35 fucking degrees and not rain for weeks

>le england so cold and raining so quirky XD

lads unironically think it's currently summer

What should be done about Alfie Evans lads?

Have a cheeky bumwank lid

honestly, end his life. he cant feel anything for fuck sake

I can't think of a more chavvy name.

i swear it rains everytime i try to light up a fag lad

not even funny at this point

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What degree are you doing? What ranking uni? How many jobs/internships have you applied for?

It's not even summer yet and stop lighting poor homos on fire

>park car in car park
>dad complains about the ticket having the registration plate on it
>says this is evidence of Big Brother
Called him retarded because it's just an automated version of having a kid note down everyone's number plate.

a history based one, top 1%

....none, should I be doing this?

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Have you picked what career you want to get into?

Also means you can't pass on tickets to people if you don't use the full time you bought though. I'm not a fan.

He's not getting better. As much as it pains me to say I think they should let him die. Having said that if I was his parents I assume I would be fighting tooth and nail to not let that happen and would be searching everywhere for any kind of potential treatment. I pray for them to have strength in such an impossibly difficult time.

The lads who make threads for us are literally just cucks. They are our little bitches. They make me laugh.

oh god no, not yet lad
i have no idea what to do, maybe work at nandos

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>top 1%
You mean that thing any western uni can claim because it's better than most unis in shit countries? The thing a load of unis got criticised for?

bbc.co.uk/news/education-40187452

Liverpool, Leicester, Southampton, Reading, Queen's Belfast. Any of those?

Nothing wrong with getting a master's and then doing nothing for years like me :^)

And how far are you from graduating? If you aren't in 1st year then better get thinking mate. The number one cause of life dissatisfaction comes from not picking a goal and sticking to it.

We should all go on facebook and write paragraph after paragraph of utter bullshit for dem likes yo

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>bbc.co.uk/news/education-40187452
keke my uni is shit apparently now, 84

It's 84th in the world, not the UK.

idk lads, i just have no motivation to finish my 2nd year, let alone another year and then a career
kms truly

Let his parents spend as much as they want on treatment.

Might as well finish it lad

The alternative is some shit tier wage cuckery or bennies, both are just fucking awful

Poor lad id brain dead, that is no life. He is only being kept alive to appease his parents, who must be mad with grief. Shit situation all round but they need to let go and call off the witch hunters set on the doctors.

just want to do absolutely nothing with my life lads. Why do I have to work to survive. Fuck me.

oh...guess thats ok then ? maybe..sounds less shit

All the other lads with the pumped up kicks
you better jog better jog
faster than my knife

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I have the perfect idea

Threaten the medical staff

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Why are you so confused? Yes, 84th in the world is good. World rankings aren't that helpful or useful though, better to look at UK rankings.

You need to get your shit together lad otherwise you're going to have a shit life. Trust me.

Find something you want to do in life and work towards it with all your effort. That is literally the only way not to have a shit life.

What's everybody getting up to tonight then?

>my uni also at 84
>got in with mediocre a-levels that didn't even meet their requirements

Fucking state of them

Dags

D'ya like dags?

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/nightwalk/ normie spotting, cant be arsed making another bingo card for it though so ill just post more football brainlets when im out

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browsing through thousands of imagefap and tumblr porn captions before jerking off to the same dozen or so I always do

put the fucker down, he's been in a vegetative state his whole life and is only alive because of his parents' delusions. as much as I feel bad for them

currently have 4.50 saved
making progress lads

>tfw love blacked and trying not to give in and fap to it right now
kill me pls

so fucking bored my life is so shallow and gay

GGGGOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL
IF HE SCORES ANOTHER FEW THEN ILL BE MUSLIM TOO MUHAMMED MUST LOVE FOOTBALL

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Sixty-eighth for remove mould.

>tfw think about being the girl
I don't like blacked though, too professionally made and fake

honestly who's gonna know?

>ywn eat jelly off a cute lad's arse

I do that too a lot.
>too professionally made and fake
The girls look so good in it though.
I will.

harshtag updatics lad

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ywn have access to a cuteboy

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Planning on watching a film, 'The Killing of a Sacred Deer' but I'm already feeling pretty sleepy. You?

>ywn have a big black cock using jelly as lube to fuck your bubble butt
feels bad

What is the appeal of blacked? The taboo thing? I can't bring myself to watch porn with me in it full stop, let alone blacks

porn has ruined your minds lads. unbelievable how people can see this shit and still deny the harmful effects of porn

These are fucking great, would love to see these in my town honestly

>harmful effects
Like what? Being a "degenerate"? I just fap to different porn than you, not a big deal.

what harm?

seems like a good time to me la.

What are these lads called? asking for a friend

It's seeing women doing something disgusting, similar to why people watched facial abuse or whatever

Fair enough, not really my thing but that makes more sense now. Cheers lad

the lad in the video is called "broccolibutts" but he took that video down.

I just like the thought of a big, hung black guy making me his cute little white sissy. Yeah, it's the taboo thing but also because I'm a massive fag.

I don't watch blacked specifically though because it's straight porn.

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top being a pink sock wearing onions boy kind ruins it tho

Here's how my porn watching progressed

>Normal
>Fat birds
>Traps
>Blacked
>Cuckold
>Gay
>Forced bisexual cuckold
>Sissy
>Sissy adult baby
>CP
>CP hurtcore
>Child snuff

Nowhere to go from here.

One day you'll learn to like it

Not into it personally but I 'get it'. Not sure why it's been memed as some leftie nu-male fetish since the whole thing is based on racism.

>blacked
YOU FUCKING DIRTY BASTARD

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you joking lad? being able to mount any hole in sight is my fetish

I had pizza and apple juice for tea with mummy

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True

The cuckold fetish is based on getting off on the worst thing that could happen to you.

If you're racist, that's a black guy giving it to your wife better than you ever could.

If you aren't, then probably just a white guy with a big cock is just as hot.

>men inserting as women and fantasising about taking a big black cock up their arse
>what harm
fuck off with your relativist bullshit

>go to a shit uni
>didn't even meet their requirements
>they have low standards
>will probably come out with a good 2:1 or a first and do my masters at a Russell group
>getting given a fairly substantial research grant this summer to make a poster since barely anyone applied
Absolute state of the higher education system

I just had pizza and apple tango, are you in my room?

tops should be masc otherwise its gay