Tell us what do you hate about /yourself/

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I'm starting to hate vocaroo threads, man. I always come hoping my french waifu would post again but she never does.

pyrocynical? desu senpai

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god damnit

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what
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i posted the wrong one, fuck c and v

post the correct one then m80

I think I know her
She licced my peenus peenus huhuh

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(((((((:

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sorry bout that

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You're supposed to be my bro, my fellow robot. Don't lie about my lovely waifu. She's pure.

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saw that pic and I thought you would be a girl
you really got me there, bastard

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Jow Forums when are we gonna get the confidence to kill ourselves

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you are literally the worst

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You sound like a girl. I'm going to orbit you now. Post your patreon so I can give you some money.

You're just jealous because I'm not thirsting over you.

post voice and talk about why you hate yourself

also paypal me u wont

>tell us what do you hate about /yourself/
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>Not doing that gay shit.

I hate my intelligence. I wish I was dumb so I can live like the stacys and chads.

It makes you want to Cobain yourself too

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pls talk to me anons

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lol dont flatter yourself, nobody watns yoru attention
i actually dont understand

My attention can be pretty nice, bro. You're missing out.

YOU SOUND CREEPY GET SOME FRIENDS YOU WEIRDO!

>i actually dont understand
I just mean I don't want to make an hour long recording listing everything I hate. There's too many things.

Why do you have to be so mean!? I bet he just sounds super creepy because english isn't his first language.
user!, you're lovely. Keep going strong, ok?

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i am rambling

also do u like my mic i got it for my birthday on tuesday, im really happy with it

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vague af

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bet my recorded voice sounds like shit

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user!, I'm totally rooting for you here, but why do you have to talk like that? You aren't doing yourself any favor making those noises. Geez. Do you want to come out as a rapist or something?
Just joking. There's nothing creepy about your voice. You sounds like a nice and mindful person. Now post your patreon so I can give you some money.

Talk with more confidence as if you mean what you say and be louder and more direct and domineering

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oh about depending on people, i dont like that. I only have a few online friends and i appreciate them but i would like to have friends irl but im flaky so people dont like me on top of me being autistic and super shy
and happy birthday, i have a very small attention span

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thanks but i dont want ur money user
people say i sound thoughtful but i think they're just pissed that i spend so long choosing my words

>Tend to be over sensitive,
>Bad at expressing emotions so I keep it all to myself.
>Not the ugliest but an average man looks better than me.
>Lack of motivation
>Can't think about the future without a minor
existential crisis
Sorry for not talking, people are sleeping in the other room

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didn't realize how long that was
maybe vocaroo's not for me

Why nobody wants my money?

In my experience there's a certain kind of girls who like thoughtful guys a lot although often they don't know how to approach them. About your quest for meaning, have you considered becoming a Jow Forumstard?

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im bad at expressing myself too but you can improve that, for the rest use drugs lol
thats what i would do

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i messed up lol

i used to care about anonymity, but i dont anymore
the static is because im adding a lot of gain
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this is something i made

as long as you created a channel without any connection to you you could stay relatively anonymous while stlll posting content

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If someone mentions an accent I will fight you irl

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Don't feel ashamed, user. I think your stuttering is cute. It kind of makes me want to take care of you.

Can you please stop eating your mic

Nice guitar skills. By any chance are you that polish girl who fantasizes about fucking dogs?

thats pretty nice user
throw in some vocals if you can sing
my employer can see what youtube history and im pretty fucking paranoid about that shit. I would need a new google account and a phone number, its such a hassle and at the end i would be disappointed cause it wont gain any traction
you might have potential tho

im not ashamed but really self conscious, even tho they dont turn out perfect i dont want it to be scuffed. And umm, thx, i wanna take care of someone and become a man that people can depend on, i sound like an ass sori.

>i wanna take care of someone and become a man that people can depend on
This is very nice, but you need to choose the right people. You don't want to be taken advantage of.

im american, i dont want to fuck any dogs
im trying to, im really into rock and punk music and i want to start a band
dont immediately disparage yourself, its better to try and fail than to never try at all
thank you for the kind words

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It's just how I sound guy, I have the mic at a perfectly reasonable distance

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i have been teaching myself to not be obsessed with people

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I like the way you laugh. It sounds very sweet and sincere.
Yeah, I get what you're saying. I like the idea of taking care of someone too. It's lovely to see someone vulnerable grow under your care. I don't know if I could keep doing it for too long though. There are times where I just want to be alone and I don't have time for anyone else.

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the things i talked about in my audio logs were very personal, i was trying to be my own therapist desu. And going through the events in my day
i would like to broadcast it an audience and see what they think but im too scared for people irl or even my online friends to find out
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i am sometiems forced to smile which is less repulsive